Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I've been through the vast majority of this sub and haven't seen this posted, so me if this is a re-post
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Have you seen her clit?

Spoiler: Triple H: Huge, Horrifying, and Hanging

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That's nasty. He didn't even have flaps.

 

[conodont]

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if pooner becomes an insult like simp or cuck or fag.

It already is.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

What on the earth is driving these people to draw these things?

The flushed skin and bizarre neolithic full lips are signs of healthy blood flow and of fertility - specifically, of female fertility, Men simply draw large boobs and dicks. Then you have the beady eyes with the amorphously shaped body. The body seems like plastic sack, similar to a sex doll. It's a strange combination of tribal fertility art with a rubbery, sexless alien. It's body horror but I dont understand what exactly is happening here. Please enlighten me. Maybe alien abductions are all encounters with future humans who through profane science have all morphed into pooners.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if pooner becomes an insult like simp or cuck or fag.

Coming next year from Fox!



Cause of death, too much gender euphoria.

Spoiler: NSFW

L'il Dood got caught on a gluetrap.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I've heard a lot of people referring to the father/mother/non-binary parental unit of pooners, babybabybaby222 as a self-hating TiF, but is there any evidence of that?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I've heard a lot of people referring to the father/mother/non-binary parental unit of pooners, babybabybaby222 as a self-hating TiF, but is there any evidence of that?

BabyX3 thrives on disinformation. They're either some black guy who draws pooners because they're funny, a TiM black guy who draws pooners because they're funny, or a TiF who draws pooners because they're funny. The only universal truth is Pooner=Funny.

 

[Inside your walls]

My boyfriend (who knows what pooners are much to his dismay) pointed out
that pooners remind him of the Yanagopa tribe, one-off characters from Season 3 of South Park.

Holy shit, forget about the "Simpsons predicted x" gay shit, South Park predicted pooners in 1999.


Because of this, I made poonified the south park characters.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I can't quote posts but, after seeing @Procrastinhater's post about Cult of Attis and Cybele, with @Nanashi no kiwi suggesting
to draw a pooner Magna Mater, I really wanted to draw this.

I've had a similar idea of drawing a pooner version of Goddess Kali (with having skirt made out of penises and having a necklace made out of other pooners while standing on an Alice, who'd be the Shiva in the drawing), but this should suffice.
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I tweaked Magna Mater's design for drawing to have more pooner aspects such as the potted plant replacing the castle headwear, rats instead of bear cubs (?) and putting bull beanie plushies to compensate for
not having the OG bulls on the dress because I seen that lots of FtMs, that aren't exclusive to pooners have this fixation on beanie plushies and other plushies (very manly btw).

She should say "you'll get here too doods"

Missed opportunity 2/10

 

[TremendousBoredom]

My boyfriend (who knows what pooners are much to his dismay) pointed out
that pooners remind him of the Yanagopa tribe, one-off characters from Season 3 of South Park.

Holy shit, forget about the "Simpsons predicted x" gay shit, South Park predicted pooners in 1999.

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Because of this, I made poonified the south park characters.
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PoC (pooners of color) are not your costume, Dood!
Also, for a bit more involved edit, the spears should be phallo, and they need the distinctive cameltoe and freebleeding of a pre-bottom surgery pooner.

Otherwise? A+

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Holy shit, forget about the "Simpsons predicted x" gay shit, South Park predicted pooners in 1999.

The same episode predicted people wanting to "Get Gay with Kids".

 

[Salvador Dali]

Despite lacking any fertility himself, Alice takes the responsibility of acting as a fertility goddess to grow the various flora Poona with a special growth powder he made in his bathtub.

Possible Pooner flowers:

• poo-onies
• poon-tunias
• poon-lips

 

[pork and beans]

tomboy genocide strikes again

 

[seri0us]

Why is pooner skin so red

 

[CrispyLegs]

Omg pooner you can’t just steal from expecting parents


I thought it’d be funny to label everything for some reason

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Spoiler: behold his valid dance!

More proof of cultic practices.

 

[policemanatee]

Are pooners a new cryptid?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Are pooners a new cryptid?

If so, sightings have increased in recent years. If Mothman foretold disaster? What horrors must poonman's presence indicate?

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Omg pooner you can’t just steal from expecting parents
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I thought it’d be funny to label everything for some reason

So that's what a poonsack is.

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Spoiler: behold his valid dance!

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More proof of cultic practices.

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I fucking lost it at the Caramelldansen Pooner.

Though the reference to cement in the last one went over my head, I'm afraid.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

So that's what a poonsack is.


I fucking lost it at the Caramelldansen Pooner.

Though the reference to cement in the last one went over my head, I'm afraid.

Millions of transmasculine bodies died when their vaginas spontaneously filled with cement. They died with their vaginas still cemented shut.

The president made a speech about it and everything.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

A long time ago my friend worked at Walmart

Say less...

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Early: but I am going to bed
Congratulations on reaching 100 pages, Pooner Thread.

____Total Pooner Validation!____

Spoiler: Some IRL Pooners

I could not find this old video in the thread, apologies if it is a repost. Good source of inspiration and / or nightmares though.

Pooner Djinn_

Alice and Skinny-maxxing Poonchad at the Beach.

This one just kind of makes me feel sad.

I am rather taken with her smug facial expression.
"mmmmmm..... Love That For Ya"

Should I stop posting references and in progress / linework alongside the finished drawings? I personally like it when people do this but should probably stop if it is creating too much visual clutter.

Should any of you desire, I will take some drawing requests to mark the occasion. Message me with an idea or a request if you desire a crummy pen sketch, it does not have to be a pooner but pooner related submissions will by necessity be given priority.

Why is pooner skin so red

They are flush with masculine energy, burgeoning with the essence of Adam.
Like it or not, this is what peak male complexion looks like.