Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Procrastinhater said:
Wait the Pooners date is a Pooner too?
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The big gal shared her origin story: she used to think she was FtM at age 21, took testosterone and got the voice and the beard from it. Well, she never mentions the voice; probably hoping nobody else does, either.

That beard is a totally meant to do this, such euphoria beard that she would never undo, and also she complains constantly in such a short video that it makes everything harder for her.
 
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forced myself to draw something today and this was the result, so here's one for the thread
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Hongourable Madisha said:
Oh god you reminded me of this other dating show. Poor gay lad is promised "we've got a lovely man for you" and gets set up with a dood.
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>i identify with the word gay
there you go, she is a pooner because she wants to specifically say she is gay.


Pesadilla said:
Found le pooner extraordinaire.

How it started
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How it's going
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didnt start out great but my god that is horrifying. probably the most islamic content pooner ive seen yet.
 
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Why do they always have such weird fucked up beard growth?
Like it's always literal neckbeards.
They don't seem to be able to grow facial hair the way a man does, I just don't get it, it's weird and Uncanny Valley as fuck.
Bizarrely Hirsute Pooners.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Why do they always have such weird fucked up beard growth?
Like it's always literal neckbeards.
They don't seem to be able to grow facial hair the way a man does, I just don't get it, it's weird and Uncanny Valley as fuck.
Bizarrely Hirsute Pooners.
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either it is one of the differences between male and female; or it is like all the other things, like the exact same piercings and ear gauges, and this is the look they all go for. in all other aspects it seems pooner all go for the same style, so i assume that they would probably do the same with beard styles. though why they would all choose one of the ugliest beard styles is beyond me. i guess they are literally female neckbeards, and i cant understand why an actual man would choose that style of beard either.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
either it is one of the differences between male and female; or it is like all the other things, like the exact same piercings and ear gauges, and this is the look they all go for. in all other aspects it seems pooner all go for the same style, so i assume that they would probably do the same with beard styles. though why they would all choose one of the ugliest beard styles is beyond me. i guess they are literally female neckbeards, and i cant understand why an actual man would choose that style of beard either.
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It's just a beard style that I associate with bad hygeine (fairly or unfairly) because most guys I know even guys that have full beards it's one place that you trim and keep short, but neckbeard types always have these scraggly, unkempt growths, like they put zero care into their appearence.
Pooners with neckbeards are even worse as it's inevitably wispy and awful looking.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
>i identify with the word gay
there you go, she is a pooner because she wants to specifically say she is gay.
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When she said that, I was waiting for her to say she liked yaoi and slashfic and shit like that, since she really seems the type to have pooned out because she likes unrealistic fantasy depictions of gay boys. But then she said she liked old-school sitcoms. I have to wonder how she feels about Father Ted and The IT Crowd.
 
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umami's milk said:
Dare I say it's worse than anything on the SRS thread.
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I don't know that I'd go quite that far.
The SRS thread is home to such beauties as ElephantDick, LampreyDick, ParasiteDick, the collected Stinkditches of Kathy Rumer, and many others... there's some horrific shit in there.
 
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