Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Nanashi no kiwi]

If that weren't the case, ugly women would have been bred out of existence long ago.

Or not bred, perhaps we should say.

Most people I see with names like Athena have Greek heritage. But I guess that makes too much sense for your average troon that's picking out a name like he/she's at the candy store.

I've seen some troons with names from Greek and Roman myth, like "Phoebe" and "Ariadne" and "Juno", but they've all been the same type of dorky white MtFs that tend to pick names from the mythologies of other cultures, like "Rhiannon" or "Freyja" or "Morrigan". All of which are actually awesome names, just not on lanky-haired unkempt troons.

One of them wasn't even a proper personal name but more of a location or feature.

Lol, did they call themselves "Delphi" or something?

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

It was Styx, which I have just found out is also the name of a goddess which obviously makes a lot of sense for someone who was down on paper as a mister.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Oh my fucking God, it's pooner Jeffy Dahmer. Quick, someone check her fridge.

Jeffrey Dahm-her
Jeffrey Dame-r

 

[RollingRock2]

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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

Looks like Andy Dick after a meth binge

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Tiny Asian poonlet-in-training.
Interesting aesthetic - somewhere between Ash Ketchum and Monkey D. Luffy.
Makes about as convincing a "boy" as Morgan Davies.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Jeffrey Dahm-her
Jeffrey Dame-r

'The bigots will have to date me if I keep them in my fridge.'

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

All this is fucked up. Women have an innate magic to them that we men spend our entire lives trying to understand and are desperate to engage with

And vice versa for men, which is why pooners are triple pathetic for giving up womenhood to badly copy manhood.

Ash Ketchum

Ash at ten years old is way manlier than that. Pooners are more of a Wally. Now I can't unsee it.

 

[BunchofMunch]

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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

She not only looks older than your mom, but she looks overall like a mom. Even the haircut is just typical of an older woman whose hair has been thinning quite a lot so she cuts it off to not make it as obvious.

I used to be much more homoflexible when younger. I cant really speak for anyone else but even then when I was really more 'college manwhore' than set in a sexuality I really didn't find androgyny attractive at all. It had a (lesser) level of that uncanny valley weird mixture of features that I find so off putting about both hons and pooners.

I've been saying this from a bisexual point of view as well; sometimes people assume that someone who can be attracted to both sexes should enjoy the looks of a troon/pooner, but at least to me it just gives me the creeps because they are so off-putting and bad representation of both their actual sex and the one they try to imitate. I think you need to be some kind of fetishist to be into that. Maybe it's more common with men due to their generally higher sexdrive and pornsickness (I've never heard of a female chaser), but women can more easily be pressured to agree to it as someone else pointed out.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Friends help friends, as per the Dood Dogma.

Things like this is why this thread is my favourite on the Farms.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

It was Styx, which I have just found out is also the name of a goddess which obviously makes a lot of sense for someone who was down on paper as a mister.

Maybe they're just a fan of power ballads with a mix of hard rock and prog rock stylings?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

On mobile. Hopefully it works. Saw this on TikTok. Gay dudes are done with gay doods.

 

[lolnah]

On mobile. Hopefully it works. Saw this on TikTok. Gay dudes are done with gay doods.

This gay man is absolutely correct because that chubby bitch isn't even trying to look OR sound masculine. Like, is her humiliation fetish showing here or is she just an entitled baby? Or both?

 

[Mad_Dog]

All this is fucked up. Women have an innate magic to them that we men spend our entire lives trying to understand and are desperate to engage with

No man will ever light up a room the way a woman can

No man will ever make a house a home the way that a woman can

No man will ever carry their child the way that a woman can

These poor people don't seem to appreciate exactly how special women really are. Maybe they do, and they're just terrified of living up to the hype

Only because women have been utterly destroyed, not by the "patriarchy" but by fighting the so-called patriarchy. Society, academia and the media have exterminated all traces of genuine womanhood and replaced it with girlboss / I-don't-need-no-man / strong independent woman tropes. If the standard is being a male and women are seen as inferior, then they forever have to catch up with men, and we see the result: women have been pushed into becoming subpar men instead of being loved and cherished for what they are.
Until we understand that men and women are different and that very difference is what makes us complementary and that complementarity is what makes a strong, happy society for all, then we'll always be fucked. Women will forever feel inferior and men will forever be accused of being guilty of making women feel inferior.
It's anti-woman, anti-male, anti-family and anti-society. If you take another step back, this whole woke / gender thing is literally anti-human. The only way out if for us to understand the inherent value of each sex and to encourage (not confine) each sex to their ideal complementary role in life.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Looks like Andy Dick after a meth binge

So like Andy Dick then?

 

[Procrastinhater]

This gay man is absolutely correct because that chubby bitch isn't even trying to look OR sound masculine. Like, is her humiliation fetish showing here or is she just an entitled baby? Or both?

Pooners like her are just special unicorns who want the fucked up credit their social circle gives to trannies but without even the half assed attempt of the usual troon.
Even the most ghastly honstrosity or Poon Doodbro puts in some effort for their LARP, this Dood just cuts her hair short and puts on one of those stupid fucking pronoun pins and freaks out when people don't read her delusional little mind.
In some way these fucktards are even more obnoxious than the frog voiced neckbeard heccin' valid doods.

 

[LavenderMenace]

On mobile. Hopefully it works. Saw this on TikTok. Gay dudes are done with gay doods.
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This girl’s parents are clearly helping her pay rent because if you were actually poor, IN NEW YORK CITY, you couldn’t afford to lose hours at work because “I GOT MISGENDURED!!!” Also that faggy hairstyle doesn’t look like someone who’s so poor they have to have two jobs.
I’m glad a gay guy said it on TikTok. A lot of gay ppl are sick of this gender special shit.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

what have they actually done/are doing to her

 

[ColonelCadaver]

Idk, man. It's easier to come to terms with the fact that we're about to engage in a hot stage of ongoing global race war, than seeing above-average femoids get turned into balding manlets en masse. Mangled chest, non-functioning phallus made of wrist muscle. As if we don't have huge enough supply of unused men of fighting age.

 

[Downsy Drone]

Gay dudes are done with gay doods.

Men win again.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Had an encounter with a wild pooner last night, near closing time in a bar I've not been to for a good while.
Went in with a few friends, it FUCKING STANK and was like, so humid.
I asked the Pooner (who I hadn't realised was a pooner yet) what the fuck the smell was about? Was the air-con fuced or something? (does this hundreds of years old pub even have it?) Said it was because the fire had been on? Doubt.

It was during this interaction that I noticed the hand size, shoulder size, face size, and fact the person was several inches smaller than my 5'6.
We went and sat in the other room cos it didn't stink.
Pooner leant through the bar-hatch, and screamed about the little old dog being up on the (leather, already torn to shreds cos Dog friendly pub) seats.
The guy whose dog it was went over to chat to state his case about the fact that this has never in decades been an issue, and got some weird made up answer about allergies, applicable only to this specific seating bench:/

A few of our party went back to the stink room to get more drinks and came back grumbling about "Mr passive aggressive 3 inch dick through there"
Mention of 'his 3 inch dick' =was my time to shine.
That ain't no man, man!
Had a whispered discussion about the finer points of poon spotting, then a louder discussion about Hormones, but not *necessarily* as related to troons, so not super rude or obvious.

I think this pooner probably passes most of the time, much better than the usual blatant women, and has learned that she gets treated like shit as a small weedy apparent man, and as such acts up.
That or the mega clit was chaffing.
Or maybe the smell questions provoked it. GOD i hope it wasn't atrophy poon smell. I'm holding out hope that it wasn't because it so humid too, and that felt like part of the route cause, to such an extent that someones weird junk couldn't steam a place up like that?
Maybe she had just gotten a really offensive/ the 150th dismissive message of the day on Grindr.
Who knows.

EDI- Oh yeah! there was a new style, trooned out Pride flag hanging on the wall, too :<