Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Most Pooners 'dogs wouldn't look out of place on John Holmes. They're fucking ridiculous, and if Pooners had ever seen a penis outside of their creepy Fujo comics they'd know that.
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i know u meant like a john holmes movie, but the way you phrased made it sound like the dog was ON him lol

 

[Procrastinhater]

i know u meant like a john holmes movie, but the way you phrased made it sound like the dog was ON him lol

Fucking lol John Holmes but with a rot dog is not an image I needed in my head.
Ol' Long John is one of the few people with a dick that makes most Pooners arm roll flop dogs look like a reasonable size.
Unlike the Li'l Pooners whose surgeons used them as the punchline for a twisted joke, Johnny's megadong was real and not rolled up flesh from a flayed forearm.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Yes but you can put a stick in the rotdog and use electric tape to fake an erection no one will ever know x

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Fucking lol John Holmes but with a rot dog is not an image I needed in my head.
Ol' Long John is one of the few people with a dick that makes most Pooners arm roll flop dogs look like a reasonable size.
Unlike the Li'l Pooners whose surgeons used them as the punchline for a twisted joke, Johnny's megadong was real and not rolled up flesh from a flayed forearm.

Man what a piece of shit tho was he huh? LOL u ever see wonderand?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Man what a piece of shit tho was he huh? LOL u ever see wonderand?

Yeah a long time ago. I'm familiar with the case though, the Wonderland murders.

Spoiler: Wonderland Murders

Holmes apparently took the killers to the house and watched it happen. He was pissed off at the people who lived there because one of the dealers had been robbed a few days before and Holmes had got the blame, they tied him to a chair and beat the shit out of him, so when these other guys wanted to rob the place, Holmes took them to the house.
After he died his wife at the time said he got home the morning after the killings really early and his shirt was covered in blood.
Fucking LA degenerates. That house in Laurel Canyon was a notorious dope hangout, apparently the neighbors heard shouting and screaming at about 3am but thought nothing of it because weird shit was always happening there.
Some workmen that were down the street the next day heard the only survivor moaning, she'd been laid there 12 hours when they found her.
All the other people were dead but she survived, but they had to remove a chunk of her skull and she lost 3 fingers, the damage to her brain meant she had total amnesia around the event (unless she was afraid to talk) John Holmes was quickly tied to it and the cops tried to pin it on him but he got off, he only served 110 days or so for contempt because he flat refused to cooperate with the LAPD at all.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Yeah a long time ago. I'm familiar with the case though, the Wonderland murders.

Spoiler: Wonderland Murders

Holmes apparently took the killers to the house and watched it happen. He was pissed off at the people who lived there because one of the dealers had been robbed a few days before and Holmes had got the blame, they tied him to a chair and beat the shit out of him, so when these other guys wanted to rob the place, Holmes took them to the house.
After he died his wife at the time said he got home the morning after the killings really early and his shirt was covered in blood.
Fucking LA degenerates. That house in Laurel Canyon was a notorious dope hangout, apparently the neighbors heard shouting and screaming at about 3am but thought nothingness it because weird shit was always happening there.
Some workmen that were down the street the next day heard the only survivor moaning, she'd been laid there 12 hours when they found her.
All the other people were dead but she survived, but they had to remove a chunk of her skull and she lost 3 fingers, the damage to her brain meant she had total amnesia around the event (unless she was afraid to talk) John Holmes was quickly tied to it and the cops tried to pin it on him but he got off, he only served 110 days or so for contempt because he flat refused to cooperate with the LAPD at all.

https://youtu.be/xSQEyYFhBPg?si=pK_-Dlmy2eSokVEI

This video is like in my absolute wheelhouse humor wise... Dark humor of stupid motherfuckers doing bad shit and it coming back to get em is like my favorite niche

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Do you have a flayed arm that hardly functions? Dainty lady hands? Weird uncanny proportions? Well, king-bros, the Poonermobile just might be the ride for you

Spoiler

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wait i gotta ask.... why is that car a pooner mobile exactly?

 

[Procrastinhater]

wait i gotta ask.... why is that car a pooner mobile exactly?

I'm distracted by how small and pointless the pickup bed on that truck is.
Maybe I'm biased, but it looks so weird compared to the Ram 3500 I'm used to.
I always love Chevy trucks though. Prefer the old school ones though before they started filling them full of all that modern shit.
Maybe I'm getting old but old trucks you can keep running yourself without all the computerized bullshit they fill new ones with.

 

[Imp]

Another sleepy post

Spoiler: so very manly

These girls, just why?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Another sleepy post

Spoiler: so very manly

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These girls, just why?

What is it with fucking Transexuals and moths?
Not a Pooner, but another famous tranny, perhaps the person people think of when they think of all trannies had a fondness for moths too.

 

[Tony Hawk's Pro Skater]

One is a pooner, you'll never guess who:



Page helpfully links her Poonstagram:



Bilateral radical (edit: simple) mastectomy scars visible:



Fashion sense of a dyke lesbian because this woman is a dyke lesbian:



Glimpses of a life that could've been. Pooner as a kid looks like a young Katie Herzog:



Katie and spouse for reference, plus some woman wearing glasses:



That could've been our pooner if she'd lost weight through diet and exercise. Now she looks like an off-brand uncanny incel. Sad but eh what can you do.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Bilateral radical mastectomy scars visible:

Pardon the autism, but it's not a "radical" mastectomy unless the axillary (armpit) lymph nodes are removed with the breast tissue, nipple, areola, and surrounding skin. Pooner "top surgery" is bilateral simple mastectomy.

 

[Swede]

I used an ai to generate characters from one of my favorite games and this generation in particular reminds me of a pooner.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Today I learned that somewhere there is a Fred Durst that not only is but literally has a cunt. I'm also starting to think this poonerism is just a typical teenage girl fad.

 

[TruffleSpark]

MTFs: why are you so worried about men in the womens bathroom, males aren't any threat to women, why is this such a big deal? No one could reasonably be scared of us unless they are some sort of TERF bigot.
FTMs: being around males in a bathroom is literally the most terrifying thing I can think of.

Funny how they remember they are women when they need to pee. It seems ordinary men in the mens room are actually a far bigger threat than TERFs in the womens room.

 

[Jacques1194]

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MTFs: why are you so worried about men in the womens bathroom, males aren't any threat to women, why is this such a big deal? No one could reasonably be scared of us unless they are some sort of TERF bigot.
FTMs: being around males in a bathroom is literally the most terrifying thing I can think of.

Funny how they remember they are women when they need to pee. It seems ordinary men in the mens room are actually a far bigger threat than TERFs in the womens room.

Didn't this also happen in Ukraine as well?I remember when the war started i read a story by a TIF where she detransition to avoid the draft.So TIFs want all the benefits to being a man but once shit hits the fan (like a war) they suddenly remembered they're women again.

 

[unexpected onions]

Didn't this also happen in Ukraine as well?I remember when the war started i read a story by a TIF where she detransition to avoid the draft.So TIFs want all the benefits to being a man but once shit hits the fan (like a war) they suddenly remembered they're women again.

Not fully detransition but she had to "pretend" to be a woman to be allowed out of the country.

 

[Shard]

I'm also starting to think this poonerism is just a typical teenage girl fad.

Back in the day, when teenage girls wanted attention, they'd just dye their hair and cut themselves, but now they... dye their hair and cut themselves.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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MTFs: why are you so worried about men in the womens bathroom, males aren't any threat to women, why is this such a big deal? No one could reasonably be scared of us unless they are some sort of TERF bigot.
FTMs: being around males in a bathroom is literally the most terrifying thing I can think of.

Funny how they remember they are women when they need to pee. It seems ordinary men in the mens room are actually a far bigger threat than TERFs in the womens room.

Can we at least get some normal men (capapable of violence and upholding society&honour) into the wonens spaces? Letting only the perverts in with the women was the first misstake.
I come from a culture with a lot of intrasexual naked mingeling, i've had a beer with my mother in law like every other weekend naked, but I wouldn't like her to having to deal with AGP troons. That is not just a naked man, it's a perverted naked man. Women need safe spaces from a certain type of men, not men general. But "all men" is the safest sorter. Sorry for culture-sperging while drunk.

 

[Mad_Dog]

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MTFs: why are you so worried about men in the womens bathroom, males aren't any threat to women, why is this such a big deal? No one could reasonably be scared of us unless they are some sort of TERF bigot.
FTMs: being around males in a bathroom is literally the most terrifying thing I can think of.

Funny how they remember they are women when they need to pee. It seems ordinary men in the mens room are actually a far bigger threat than TERFs in the womens room.

This is your brain on cis-logic, you bigot.

We all know trans women are women, so there's zero risk if they're in the women's bathroom. Evil cis men are ready to genocide just about anyone who doesn't hold up the affluent white cishet christiano-patriarchy, so of course pooners are at risk of total annihilation if they pee in the men's bathroom. Get educated.