Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[ScamL Likely]

I think genuinely wanting a phalloplasty is even stranger than wanting a neovagina. Neovaginas I guess can at least be used as AGP fuckholes, but a neophallus? It's just a rolled-up piece of skin stapled to your crotch, that's it. I imagine there's literally no way it could sexually function or have any sensation whatsoever besides having some contraption installed that makes it go erect.

They're both crude dysfunctional abominations poorly mimicking the real thing. You have to be completely disconnected from reality to want either one.

 

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They're both crude dysfunctional abominations poorly mimicking the real thing. You have to be completely disconnected from reality to want either one.

Twisted By Drugs And Surgery Into A Crude Mockery Of Nature's Perfection

 

[Fapcop]

“Will testosterone turn me into a manly man instead of a 5’ tiny pooner?!”



“Why yes, it’s totally magical!”

Aside from water retention and swelling from fucking with hormones, I very strongly doubt the pooner who’s feet somehow grew then shrank again!

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

So I was browsing Reddit, looking for some tax and lulz to bring back to the farms, when my Pooner senses started tingling.

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Note the classic pooner move of writing 5000 words when a guy would have written a sentence or two.

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Ah! Hearts and rainbows… Constant apologies and references to her feelings. Very manly!

At this point I’m thinking…

1: Where are her parents and/or caregivers?
2: Is she retarded? Or merely a teenager that somehow got her tits chopped?
3: There’s gotta be some good stuff in her posts.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shai:

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Say what you want about troons, but leave it to men to be very straightforward with what they actually want. Every fucking time I read r/ftm, it's so fucking obvious these are women with how much they can never articulate what they want beyond "I'm FOR SURE not a girl. Why? Because I'm not like other girls!!!!" I myself am a faggot and pretty conflict averse, but I dread spontaneous outings with my girlfriends because they NEVER know where they wanna go for dinner but always know that they don't wanna go to any place I suggest. And as seen by the numerous gay orgy experience posts, every interaction I have with a pooner in a gay space, it's so fucking obvious they're mad at you for not reading their mind and catering to their every whim.

I don't get how such indecisive creatures make such irreversible rash decisions beyond the obvious spending your entire life in the young woman bubble of always having someone to fall back on to clean up your own life mistakes.

 

[ScooterL]

having some contraption installed that makes it go erect

That's exactly what they do.

So manly. Personally, I never feel like I've had sex unless I've pumped a bulb concealed in a fake scrotum until I get "erect".

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

That's exactly what they do.

So manly. Personally, I never feel like I've had sex unless I've pumped a bulb concealed in a fake scrotum until I get "erect".

Your partner can also pump it up and that can be erotic and not wierd at all, I've noticed many women enjoy getting men hard, even though it feels a bit mechanical and insensitive on their part sometimes, especially if they are used to cut dicks. Is there a big difference really?

 

[Fapcop]

Your partner can also pump it up and that can be erotic and not wierd at all, I've noticed many women enjoy getting men hard, even though it feels a bit mechanical and insensitive on their part sometimes, especially if they are used to cut dicks. Is there a big difference really?

Lol! Yeah, I’m sure the lesbos who get together with a rotdog pooner enjoy nothing more than getting a dick rock hard.

And yes, there is a big difference. Erection devices are typically made for men, not for rotdog-havers, so they don’t function as well.

Since you’re dealing with a floppy piece of armskin, and not an actual penis, it often won’t be hard enough for penetration even WITH an erectile pump, so you need a sleeve to actually have sex.

Is there a big difference? You could say the same about an inverted penis. It’s just a fuckhole, like a vagina, so what’s the difference, amirite?

The devil is in the details though. A rotdog is nothing like a penis, just like a stink ditch is nothing like a vagina.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Lol! Yeah, I’m sure the lesbos who get together with a rotdog pooner enjoy nothing more than getting a dick rock hard.

And yes, there is a big difference. Erection devices are typically made for men, not for rotdog-havers, so they don’t function as well.

Since you’re dealing with a floppy piece of armskin, and not an actual penis, it often won’t be hard enough for penetration even WITH an erectile pump, so you need a sleeve to actually have sex.

Is there a big difference? You could say the same about an inverted penis. It’s just a fuckhole, like a vagina, so what’s the difference, amirite?

The devil is in the details though. A rotdog is nothing like a penis, just like a stink ditch is nothing like a vagina.

It was more of a sarcastic rethorical question....who would like to even shake a hand that we artificially made of lab grown muscles and belly fat and skin? And kept alive by attaching blood vessels? Without the added intimacy and taboos of sex, the whole concept is creepy as fuck to begin with. Would you sleep with a zombie/corpse as long as it feels warm? This is the level we are at.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Courtesy of Libs of Tiktok: Kang Pooner explains how the notion of two genders was actually an invention of whypipo, and pre-colonization indigenous tribes (all of them, I guess) around the world were havens of acceptance and celebration for enby-ace-aro-demi-semi-sapiosexuals everywhere.

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She almost passes for a somewhat softboi black dood at first, but her Linktree includes a link to a GoFundMe age for top surgery, and her YouTube channel has multiple videos on the subject.

Her YouTube vids are relatively mundane – just her and her girlfriend doing various stuff. They actually make a pretty cute couple.

What demographic are genuinely into pooners besides other pooners?

You do see some femme lesbians in relationships with them as the "butch" or "stud".

And kept alive by attaching blood vessels?

Don't forget the leech therapy if the graft doesn't vascularize properly!

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

They're both crude dysfunctional abominations poorly mimicking the real thing. You have to be completely disconnected from reality to want either one.

The greatest lie is that neovaginas and rotdogs are identical (functionally, biologically) to their organic counterparts.

 

[Wednezday]

Little dood puts on her "most manly man outfit" to go shopping at the mall and gets misgendered correctly gendered immediately

 

[Aunt Carol]

Your partner can also pump it up and that can be erotic and not wierd at all, I've noticed many women enjoy getting men hard, even though it feels a bit mechanical and insensitive on their part sometimes, especially if they are used to cut dicks.

I have never been put in the position of operating an implanted erectile device for recreational purposes, but there is no way my internal monologue could be anything but "EEEEEErecting a dispenser *clang* *clang* *clang*" with every pump.

I would still try my best to appear erotically involved, for etiquette's sake.

 

[Ser Prize]

God I hate pooners so much. Imagine wasting thousands of dollars to become the roided up manlet that everybody thinks is pathetic. Nothing is worse than them talking about how heckin totally pubescent they are dood.

I know MTFs are more hideous on average but nothing annoys me like pooners. Maybe it's because I'm forced to live with one and see all the mental illness and roid rage first hand. And don't fucking get me started on how eager they are to try and compete and 'out manly' you with some retarded arbitrary hallmark of 'manliness'.

Like my pooner sister started drinking beer. Does she like beer? No. It's all because it's so heckin manly dood!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Like my pooner sister started drinking beer. Does she like beer? No. It's all because it's so heckin manly dood!

Tell her about all the manly bar fights you get into and you'll get rid of her one way or the other.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Like my pooner sister started drinking beer. Does she like beer? No. It's all because it's so heckin manly dood!

The cargo cult aspect of gender is so annoying, but at least she's doing something. It's not taking DIY classes at the adult annex or learning car repair, but at least she's the tiniest bit ahead of the standard greasy-haired MtF taking crayon-makeup selfies in a pit of filth with a bare mattress.

I hate gender stereotypes as much as the next person, but, like, why not go for the useful ones? I bet a pooner who picked up car maintenance would feel a lot better than a pooner who invested the same amount of time engaging in Trans Discourse online.

 

[scathefire]

I hate gender stereotypes as much as the next person, but, like, why not go for the useful ones? I bet a pooner who picked up car maintenance would feel a lot better than a pooner who invested the same amount of time engaging in Trans Discourse online.

The thing is, most pooners nowadays don't actually get along better with men or have male-oriented interests, most of them are just women who for whatever reason aren't comfortable with being a woman. They behave like a woman in every way but they wish they could somehow escape from it. Sometimes they'll say online "I'm more comfortable being feminine now that I identify as a non-woman."

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Like my pooner sister started drinking beer. Does she like beer? No. It's all because it's so heckin manly dood!

Do your parents tolerate it? My dyke sister has tried to sound tough around my dad but she's no true butch, a chapstick lesbian at best, and he's made her cry every single time. lmao If she was a pooner, he would never stop holding her up to man standards and she would assumedly be crying 24/7.

 

[Ser Prize]

The cargo cult aspect of gender is so annoying, but at least she's doing something. It's not taking DIY classes at the adult annex or learning car repair, but at least she's the tiniest bit ahead of the standard greasy-haired MtF taking crayon-makeup selfies in a pit of filth with a bare mattress.

I hate gender stereotypes as much as the next person, but, like, why not go for the useful ones? I bet a pooner who picked up car maintenance would feel a lot better than a pooner who invested the same amount of time engaging in Trans Discourse online.

The thing is, most pooners nowadays don't actually get along better with men or have male-oriented interests, most of them are just women who for whatever reason aren't comfortable with being a woman. They behave like a woman in every way but they wish they could somehow escape from it. Sometimes they'll say online "I'm more comfortable being feminine now that I identify as a non-woman."

It's as Scatman says. Despite taking on these stereotypically male hobbies or interests Pooners aren't actually any more masculine in behaviour. The closest they get is the increased aggression from the Test, but that just makes them engage in what they would no doubt classify as "toxic masculinity".

No good word to say on Pooners. I think our impulse to pity and sympathize with women means they get way more slack than trannies despite being just as awful.

Do your parents tolerate it? My dyke sister has tried to sound tough around my dad but she's no true butch, a chapstick lesbian at best, and he's made her cry every single time. lmao

If she was a pooner, he would never stop holding her up to man standards and she would assumedly be crying 24/7.

Our mom is very scared to rock the boat. She's always been biased towards my little sister because she 'always wanted a little girl' and that hasn't changed. Initially she refused to call her by her new made up name but has fully caved now because my sister throws an absolute temper tantrum at being 'dead named'.

I'm talking full on loudly growling, getting up off the couch and storming into her room with a door slam tantrum. They are a regular occurrence with Alyssa, and also why she breaks things so easily. Saw her being annoyed at her slow phone(that mom bought her because she had broken her two previous ones) and her response was to get angry and slam it on her knee over and over.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

I'm talking full on loudly growling, getting up off the couch and storming into her room with a door slam tantrum. They are a regular occurrence with Alyssa, and also why she breaks things so easily. Saw her being annoyed at her slow phone(that mom bought her because she had broken her two previous ones) and her response was to get angry and slam it on her knee over and over.

Women unironically aren't built for the high test lifestyle. Combine natural female hormonal instability with high levels of testosterone and you have yourself a legitimate time bomb.

 

[GenderCop]

Recently watched old reruns of "America's Next Top Model"... because yes some of them ladies is FINE. I really like a couple of them, so waited for their "episode" to get eliminated.
Annaleigh Tipton got to first runner up, so was in all of season 11.

Annaleigh was one of the girls who had a pretty good career after the show. So I looked her up to see how she's doing and ... dear God, what?
She is now Lio Tipton and "nonbinary".

I see absolutely NO difference in her appearance at all.
The wikipedia page sounds dumb as shit with all the uses of "they"... like there are two or more Annaleighs.

Here is her hetero wedding photo, showing us her nonbinary cleavage. (she still looks fantastic)

Will somebody explain to me why a beautiful model who's been ultra-feminine her whole life suddenly thinks she's "nonbinary"?

And after announcing this, whats up with the trad wedding dress, ceremony, cleavage, etc? Nothing nonbinary about any of that shit.

Is nonbinary just a new, convenient way to say you are trans and get all the goodies without actually doing or changing anything?
I notice lots of the pooners say they are nonbinary, its seems more popular in women than men? (any ideas why that might be?)

I guess she forces the hubby to call her Lio?
She will always be Annaleigh to me!