Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Constellationzero]

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To be fair, I would not count Phranc, The All American Jewish Lesbian Folksinger as a pooner.

I am drawing a blank as to who the Amish bearded one is.

But I know number 3 is Leslie Feinberg and number 4 is Teena Brandon.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Spoiler: poon

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Masc li'l bros engaging in masc li'l bro things.

Also lolling how this thread has broken containment – if you search for "pooner" on Xitter, there seems to be a bit of a hate following from gay males.

 

[Constellationzero]

To be fair, I would not count Phranc, The All American Jewish Lesbian Folksinger as a pooner.

MLM retard grifter victimizing fellow lesbians in search of a downline. I just threw shim in.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

Masc li'l bros engaging in masc li'l bro things.

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Also lolling how this thread has broken containment – if you search for "pooner" on Xitter, there seems to be a bit of a hate following from gay males.

LOL doods will be doods not sure why it still surprises me but why can’t these women understand that no actual man would ever act like this?

 

[Jacques1194]

Masc li'l bros engaging in masc li'l bro things.

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Also lolling how this thread has broken containment – if you search for "pooner" on Xitter, there seems to be a bit of a hate following from gay males.

Not even fucking gay men act like this.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Masc li'l bros engaging in masc li'l bro things.

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Also lolling how this thread has broken containment – if you search for "pooner" on Xitter, there seems to be a bit of a hate following from gay males.

 

[cybertoaster]

Totally not a social contagion, though.

This whole trans thing its literal mass psychosis, you have 10 girls in the same class trying to go pooner all of a sudden, that's cult-tier.

... a daughter she is already trying to poon out.

If I wrote this lady as a character in a novel they would say its not believable and a trans strawman.

And yet here we are...

It is definitely a cane. She's putting some of her body weight on it. That pose is 100% manly, she should keep those up because it definitely helps her pass.

Yeah she looks so manly with that rack, everybody knows the manlier dudes have C-cups...

Is there even a market for it? Who watches that shit?

I didn't even know there's FtM porn, how the hell that works? she gets topped by a gay guy? by a bulldyke with a strap-on? can pooners even have sex with those rotdogs? won't the stitches come off?

embodies big "die cis scum"

The Ur-pickme.

How can she be a misandrist and a pickme at the same time?

This includes taking selfies while apparently working as a ambulance nurse.

How the hell did she pass a psych test? do they even make nurses take one? even oil rig workers have to take it and keep in mind they take nearly anyone for that shitty job.

Has phalloplasty gone too far?

/sneeding

and people noticed just how big Ayden's tits are

Big? she's A-cup at best.

LMAO, most she's gonna get is some very desperate thirsty mofo pretending to be a gay guy.

a lot of very small Pooners have Pooned Out because they're fearful of men

If you're afraid of men as a woman the most logical step is to become a weak balding manlet with a froggy voice and shitty attitude, they will be totally afraid of you and not, like, beat the shit out of you and throw you thru a window.

Why do these women fear men so much? we live in a world were you can ruin a guy's life with a fake rape accusation and face no consequences. If a guy so much as touches a girl in public they are gonna beat his ass, in what parallel dimension are these women living in that they think they're defenseless? that any random guy could rape them in broad daylight and nobody would care?

Masc li'l bros engaging in masc li'l bro things.

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MFW

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Why do these women fear men so much? we live in a world were you can ruin a guy's life with a fake rape accusation and face no consequences. If a guy so much as touches a girl in public they are gonna beat his ass, in what parallel dimension are these women living in that they think they're defenseless? that any random guy could rape them in broad daylight and nobody would care?

Some are actual abuse victims so fear from experience. Some are naturally extremely neurotic and haven't learn good coping skills so fear most things including men. Some buy into gender critical theory so think female is a huge liability with little to no upsides. Some want something anything to blame their general misery and this anwer just got them first.

Also do remember most of these "ladies" have little to no social skills and are absolutely terrified of conflicts. To them accusing a guy no matter how obliviously guilty looks like an impossible task and as such they think they have no power over them.

 

[cybertoaster]

Some buy into gender critical theory so think female is a huge liability with little to no upsides

Most likely this, I've yet to see a pooner who isn't a radfem.

Also do remember most of these "ladies" have little to no social skills

I know dudes who are total shut-ins and even they don't like in lalaland like these girls do.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Some are actual abuse victims so fear from experience. Some are naturally extremely neurotic and haven't learn good coping skills so fear most things including men. Some buy into gender critical theory so think female is a huge liability with little to no upsides. Some want something anything to blame their general misery and this anwer just got them first.

Also do remember most of these "ladies" have little to no social skills and are absolutely terrified of conflicts. To them accusing a guy no matter how obliviously guilty looks like an impossible task and as such they think they have no power over them.

Yes to Al of this, except for gender-crit rightfully and correctly teaches that it's the troons and poons that are bad, not the real, true and honest natal wahmens. I'm not sure how anybody could take that reading from it, tbh.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Yes to Al of this, except for gender-crit rightfully and correctly teaches that it's the troons and poons that are bad, not the real, true and honest natal wahmens. I'm not sure how anybody could take that reading from it, tbh.

I mean the academic version that's their feminist take on race critical theory. That's all about how men are source of all evil with toxic masculinity like mansplaining and white supremacy.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I mean the academic version that's their feminist take on race critical theory. That's all about how men are source of all evil with toxic masculinity like mansplaining and white supremacy.

Oh, okay, I was getting the wrong end of the stick there, then.... I still don't quite understand how that would equal 'being a woman is bad' but then again I am underslept and instinctively TERFy so maybe I was just never going to get it.

Either way, I say with confidence that whatever creed or theory these ladies are basing their transition on (when it's not just a reaction to abuse), they are likely twisting and misinterpreting it beyond recognition anyway. No way anyone sane could think being a 5'1" frankendood was any safer than being a 5'1" bear mace- or gun-carrying girl.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Oh, okay, I was getting the wrong end of the stick there, then.... I still don't quite understand how that would equal 'being a woman is bad' but then again I am underslept and instinctively TERFy so maybe I was just never going to get it.

Either way, I say with confidence that whatever creed or theory these ladies are basing their transition on (when it's not just a reaction to abuse), they are likely twisting and misinterpreting it beyond recognition anyway. No way anyone sane could think being a 5'1" frankendood was any safer than being a 5'1" bear mace- or gun-carrying girl.

A woman to them is weak and the eternal victim. She gets paid less, raped more, have her value based on looks and so on. Only thing she can do is get a man and men are evil and oppressive so even that is a bad outcome. So what if you didn't have do that? What if you could become the strong one? Some are convinced that they can avoid the evil because being trans they have female socialization and others are actually excited that they get to be the bully.

 

[Ser Prize]

It's a mass psychosis born of misandry, fujoshi fantasies and arrogance. I still don't buy the cope that "most of them are heckin victims trying to cope". No, it's a fucking fad. A big cure-all sold to two generations of overly neurotic women. Said neurosis being intentionally stoked by feminist claims and critical gender theory.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Oh, okay, I was getting the wrong end of the stick there, then.... I still don't quite understand how that would equal 'being a woman is bad' but then again I am underslept and instinctively TERFy so maybe I was just never going to get it.

Either way, I say with confidence that whatever creed or theory these ladies are basing their transition on (when it's not just a reaction to abuse), they are likely twisting and misinterpreting it beyond recognition anyway. No way anyone sane could think being a 5'1" frankendood was any safer than being a 5'1" bear mace- or gun-carrying girl.

I knew a pooner in my teens, and at one point they confided to me that they were raped and grossly traumatized and quote "didn't want to be a tiny vulnerable female anymore", being what made them go trans. This quote stuck with me HARD.

You are right that pooner doesn't really become more safe, but its VERY psychological / emotional

Picture being in an absolute sexist Echo chamber of bs, im talking "women aren't human, women are only for cooking cleaning and sex, women always have shit ideas, women crying is ONLY for drama" ect ect ect. Then logically ask, would you want to BE a woman, if you started believing it? If emotionally distressed enough, delusions will become preferable. That seems to be how particularly the traumatized ones think, in my understanding.

I guess I'm kinda parroting amber here a little, but that seems to be it.

It's a mass psychosis born of misandry, fujoshi fantasies and arrogance. I still don't buy the cope that "most of them are heckin victims trying to cope".

Admittedly I understand troons better than I understand pooners, I guess this is just the male mind understanding the male mind better than a female mind, haha. But I think it can be both, there's more than 1 way to lose your sanity.

It also seems to be the case that ironically enough gender people are FAR more sexist, like non binary girls which are basically completely normal girls BESIDES being NB. This seems to usually be because they don't want to be a LITERAL BARBIE DOLL, which is fine, completely fine, but then calling yourself NB because you aren't a 10/10 of femininity? cmon. Most women aren't 10/10 femininity, and certainly most guys aren't 10/10 masculinity.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

also seems to be the case that ironically enough gender people are FAR more sexist, like non binary girls which are basically completely normal girls BESIDES being NB. This seems to usually be because they don't want to be a LITERAL BARBIE DOLL, which is fine, completely fine, but then calling yourself NB because you aren't a 10/10 of femininity? cmon.

This kind of all-or-nothing, black-and-white simplistic reasoning is hugely prevalent with cluster B personalities, so not surprising that it shows up in the (il)logic of pooner girls.

In a different, marginally less bleak timeline than this, all those same fears and lines of reasoning have turned them into strong, angry, binary female radfems. I'm not sure the world would be any better that way, but I'd certainly be much less sad for them.

 

[Ser Prize]

@Hooked on phobics

Seems there are two ways molestation survivors go: either they go full tilt hyper sexual or they reject sexuality altogether. I won't discount the notion that there are pooners who do it because of trauma, but the numbers don't add up. Have you seen the sheer amount of pooners now? They're outpacing MTF last I checked, and it's almost wholly a first world issue. Seriously, I cannot state just how many pooners are pooning out.

Picture being in an absolute sexist Echo chamber of bs, im talking "women aren't human, women are only for cooking cleaning and sex, women always have shit ideas, women crying is ONLY for drama" ect ect ect. Then logically ask, would you want to BE a woman, if you started believing it? If emotionally distressed enough, delusions will become preferable. That seems to be how particularly the traumatized ones think, in my understanding.

No doubt that would cause these issues, but the thing is I have no idea where you'd find said echo chamber in the current year. It's certainly not in mainstream media, not in school, not anywhere that all these girls would be exposed to.

Hell, there's been three generations raised on grrrrl power media. My own pooner sister was super into grrrl power shit growing up. She was not raised in this cartoonishly misogynistic echo chamber. No woman in the western world is.

Admittedly I understand troons better than I understand pooners, I guess this is just the male mind understanding the male mind better than a female mind, haha. But I think it can be both, there's more than 1 way to lose your sanity.

Trannies and pooners aren't that different at the end of the day. Both are halves of a cult that preys upon deeply unhappy people, giving them a magical answer for all their ills.

That's why I say what I do. I think people approach pooners with an undeserved air of sympathy and validation. That's not going to help these people.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

This kind of all-or-nothing, black-and-white simplistic reasoning is hugely prevalent with cluster B personalities, so not surprising that it shows up in the (il)logic of pooner girls.

In a different, marginally less bleak timeline than this, all those same fears and lines of reasoning have turned them into strong, angry, binary female radfems. I'm not sure the world would be any better that way, but I'd certainly be much less sad for them.

yeah, come to think of it that pooner was probably something like cluster b, wasn't uncommon to flip from them being buddy buddy to "I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!" out of nowhere, which...really confused me at the time. I figured it was just the testosterone or something because I was young and naive, but after that talk about their rape, I started seeing the trans BS for what it was.

Gotta say though, its the weirdest fucking thing to have a pooner a 3rd your size threatening to kill you.
Feels like this roughly.

I have no idea where you'd find said echo chamber in the current year

its not about ACTUALLY enduring it for some, but THINKING it. Its akin to a tranny THINKING theres a trans genocide, and THINKING they will be gunned down in the street as police give a thumbs up. its BS, but they if they THINK its true, they will be anxious fucktards, regardless if this fear is bs.

And a lot of women are hyper feminist, thinking EVERYTHING is a rape culture, ect ect. Even if its fake, if you get a woman CONVINCED this is true, yeah, they will try going trans. Or at least, reject the label of women.

I think this is one of the effects of social networks and algorithms though, despite us all sharing the same crazy world, people will all have radically different outlooks based on media we see. Like someone CAN be in a sheltered world, but see a 4 hour binge on youtube of abused and murdered women, and then THINK thats what all life is.

Also worth noting pooners who have female friends try converting them.