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Here's the article on Teen Brandon I was referencing earlier. It's worth a read

 
Here's the article on Teen Brandon I was referencing earlier. It's worth a read

Thankee, fren. Useful info. She's similar to Matthew Shepard where complicated details weaken the hagiography.

I archived: https://archive.ph/4cCpv
 
The Shepard case wasn't complicated at all. The only complicated thing is the lying done to make it seem like a hate crime, rather than the drug dispute between two homosexual, meth dealers that it actually was.
Thanks. Remember fighting with my wife about that when she insisted Matthew was a pOoR bElEaGuRed gHeY minding his own business.

Her stance on that's changed, thankfully.
 
Holy shit, completely confirms that 4chan post about Lego doing the study that shows boys want to be like the characters and girls want the characters to be like them.


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Its not just that they want the character to be like them, they want it to be an idealized version of them that doesn't exists. Its the mary sue, the strong female character, how many of these women reach those standards? next to zero, specially the later which is fiction as most women hit a biological wall when trying to compete physically against men.
at the same time that they care much less about "passing" as a standard adult male.
I think that on an unconscious level most pooners are aware that they have essentially become the kind of men that back when they were still women they wouldn't give the time of day to, the fat dumpy balding guy that's the butt of every joke. So they retain some girly characteristics as a sort of insurance against such eventualities because they know that girls have it easier in many social situations.
and now with pooners it's a rush to surgery, and specifically phalloplasty,
Could it be a status thing? a "I'm not pretending to be a guy, I am a guy!"?
I would love to see a sociological look at how this happened
I maintain that it was most likely social contagion, women are very susceptible to this and its something both sociologists and marketers are very aware of, and the later use it constantly to sell them crap.

The men equivalent is FOMO which works in a different way but it can lead to similarly disastrous results.
I was referring to the kind of “man’s man” who finds women to emotional and a drag, preferring to hang with his buddies hunting, drinking, fishing etc.
That's the same argument "tomboy appreciators" make, that they want a girl without the bullshit baggage, there's even a copypasta about it and how dating a femboy/troon is double-gay because you're fucking a dude while dealing with all the bullshit drag from a girl.

But in reality what those appreciators want is a hot girl with short hair that likes men's hobbies. Even in the tomboy subreddit which is full of pooners and zippertits this is the top voted post:
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No muscles, not manly at all, she's a 8/10 girl with short dyed hair and a nice rack, which makes you wonder how many of these tomboy fans would put up with a 5/10 tomboy. Then again these are the same types who want a goth gf, but not real goth girls who are mostly fat, meh in looks and have way more emotional problems than the average normie girl. No, they want the insta/tiktok goth girl who is just a conventionally hot girl in goth makeup, a cosplayer fishing for simps.

That's why a bulldyke-looking tomboy or a literal man with vagina like buck angel its NOT what these guys want, only a very tiny minority of terminal coomers would get off to that.
Behold this glorious Poonis:

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Literally Cronenberg-tier body horror.
I got banned from this thread for a long time for expressing those exact thoughts.
Same but in another thread.
At least it wasn’t gay.
In that occasion sure but like most trannies in porn most of the time he must be getting fucked by other guys.
In Buck Angel's case, I strongly suspect it was more a matter of "didn't have any useful skills and didn't want to do something boring like accounting" rather than "literally had no other option than porn".
Consider how coombrained most pooners are I wouldn't discount the possibility that she's a coomer and wanted to do porn, just not as a girl.
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While I get while pooners with their substandard (for a men) looks would become defacto incels the current meme of trannies actually being nazis seems like a big cope coming from leftists, radfems and terfs unable to admit that their side has and still does support gender nonsense and trannies/pooners to ridiculous degrees. There are very few nazi trannies and most hang around in /pol/ where they are routinely told to fuck off and die as there's no place for them there. Meanwhile I dare anyone to find a leftist subreddit that does that.

Of all the stupid things neo-nazis have done, trannies are not one of them.
 
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At some point there was an unconscious shift in FtMs, and now with pooners it's a rush to surgery, and specifically phalloplasty, at the same time that they care much less about "passing" as a standard adult male. I would love to see a sociological look at how this happened. I had the bystander experience as it ate fandoms and female dork spaces, but inexplicably the form of the pod people changed.
My personal theory would be that the whole trans ideology has changed. It used to acknowledge the fact that transwomen weren't literally women and vice versa, but now that's heresy. This means that nowadays pooners don't feel like they have to pass as a man, because in their head they're already as much of a man as they'll ever be just by identifying as one. After all a man that looks like a woman is still a man. TIMs on the other hand still wants to pass as a woman because it's part of their fetish.

On the other hand trans surgeries and hormones are pushed as lifesaving necessities. I think that a lot of young people who's confused are pushed onto them because everyone around them are saying that not getting them will literally kill you.
 
My personal theory would be that the whole trans ideology has changed. It used to acknowledge the fact that transwomen weren't literally women and vice versa, but now that's heresy. This means that nowadays pooners don't feel like they have to pass as a man, because in their head they're already as much of a man as they'll ever be just by identifying as one. After all a man that looks like a woman is still a man. TIMs on the other hand still wants to pass as a woman because it's part of their fetish.

On the other hand trans surgeries and hormones are pushed as lifesaving necessities. I think that a lot of young people who's confused are pushed onto them because everyone around them are saying that not getting them will literally kill you.
It's ironic because the vast majority of Tims will never remotely pass. Your average Tif in a hoodie and a beanie will usually pass at least well enough for older and visually impaired people to call her "young man" when she's out and about. The vast majority of Tims will not pass to anyone, ever, regardless of circumstances. You can clock them from the back and from far away too.
 
Man this Pooner is fucking comical.
Fucking shame.
She'd have made a cute tomboy.
Well, she is a tomboy, she's just an insane one, zero effort to even look like a man.
She looks like a chick from Jersey.
Probably is a chick from Jersey.


Would you sleep with a zombie/corpse as long as it feels warm
Who's corpse?
Are we talking like just dead, point of expiration, starting to bloat, flies, or what?
Details matter.

I'm joking. Necrophilia is bad. Don't be Ed Gein kids. It always ends bad.
 
what the fuck is going on here? if anything "it's ok to shit on transmen because they have male privilege" is the troon position, not the radfem position
I love when TIPs want to have their cake and eat it to.These girls want to desperately be seen as men, but they don't want the negatives that come with it.Sorry sweety, but if you want society to see you as a biological man(since trans people insist that there's no difference between trans men and cis men)then you must take the male privilege that you some how claim trans men dont have.
 
They never will, feminists will never own up the fact that the current gender nonsense is entirely their fault, that they pushed for this shit, that they supported it, and most of them still do since terfs are a very small minority.
> sexism so pernicious that women will try to become men rather than deal with being gay and female
> “you feminists voted for this”
Metoidioplasty was in edgy animators' awareness enough to have its description used as a background gag, yeah.

The difference is that in online FtM communities and in off-topic threads on shipping-heavy fandom boards, but I repeat myself, there weren't teenage girls planning their multi-year, multi-stage surgical project to acquire a nonfunctional penis. I remember sites having literal rules about not posting that the MtF surgeries are better because it was triggering, but admitting that most FtMs aren't thrilled with the options and here is a link to our threads about strap-ons.

When was the last time you saw a pooner haircut guide, a list of links to clothes for smaller men, or saw a pooner write and hand-illustrate a guide to making your own packer out of hair gel, balloons, condoms and a nylon stocking? There used to be an FtM who bulk-bought Mr. Limpies, drilled holes in them and sold her own garage-made stand-to-pees made out of aquarium tubing and a medicine spoon, which is wholesome and American if you squint really, really hard.

At some point there was an unconscious shift in FtMs, and now with pooners it's a rush to surgery, and specifically phalloplasty, at the same time that they care much less about "passing" as a standard adult male. I would love to see a sociological look at how this happened. I had the bystander experience as it ate fandoms and female dork spaces, but inexplicably the form of the pod people changed.
I read once in the New York Times that a given pooner was using the bathroom at a gay bar and thought to herself “but what if the other men want to watch me pee, what would I do?” And apparently this quandary was so unsettling they had to leave the bar right then and there to see about getting that dick-o-plasty.
Behold this glorious Poonis:
Looks like an infected manatee flipper post-speedboat encounter.

There are some people who like "men with vaginas" but it's niche to the point where it's hardly even a category and Buck Angel is unique among professional porn stars.
I’m sure he would be very popular in a men’s prison.
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Imagine taking the absolute horror of losing your little girl, erasing all your shared happy memories and any future hopes you had for her of growing into a functional adult, a mother herself, imagine taking that and passing it off as wholesome.
Tbf prom dresses are expensive sentimental clutter for a single-use event. It’s like a wedding dress, but for a high school dance.
 
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