Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Standardized Profile]

Why would she 'become' a man only to dress up like a woman? Are these peoples' brains fried by the internet and infected hormones?

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It's layers and layers of fried cerebral cortex.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

@JimiHendrix

Why do you not go after tomboys instead? They are a dying species, and so perhaps you can help save them from extinction by the pooner social contagion.

Plus, tomboys do not have the horrible smell that HRT causes in pooners.

Hate to break it to you, but almost all the tomboys have turned into people of gender now.

 

[Hepativore]

Hate to break it to you, but almost all the tomboys have turned into people of gender now.

I swear, we should start a Kiwi Farms fundraiser to set up a tomboy nature preserve.

 

[JimiHendrix]

For the past fucking five pages you've been shitting up the thread, can you shut the fuck up?

i didn't read the rest of your post because you're obviously having an autistic tantrum and I don't really care for it, honestly.

people have been responding to and pinging me asking me questions and the majority of people seem to be enjoying my responses, so I've continued doing so. if for some reason this is making you sperg out, you can either report me and get me threadbanned, or you can take your meds? i really don't care which you do. please don't shit up my inbox with your inane whining again. thank you.

 

[Murry Loon]

shit up my inbox

why stick dick in hairy hole

 

[TruffleSpark]

Why would she 'become' a man only to dress up like a woman? Are these peoples' brains fried by the internet and infected hormones?

tumblr's theory:

 

[Piss Bear]

i didn't read the rest of your post because you're obviously having an autistic tantrum and I don't really care for it, honestly.

people have been responding to and pinging me asking me questions and the majority of people seem to be enjoying my responses, so I've continued doing so. if for some reason this is making you sperg out, you can either report me and get me threadbanned, or you can take your meds? i really don't care which you do. please don't shit up my inbox with your inane whining again. thank you.

You're treating this thread like you're the star of a Reddit AMA. "I stalk grindr for mentally unstable women AMA" Nigga this thread is not about YOU. You've literally derailed the Pooners of Grindr thread so hard they had to make a brand new one to discuss the ethics of prowling for pussy on Grindr, and you still do this shit? Fuck off. I haven't shat up your inbox nearly as much as you have this website with your degeneracy.

Sorry to derail the thread even further. I'd much rather go back to discussing pooners and their antics.

 

[JimiHendrix]

hysterical screeching

one good thing about banging ftm's is they at least try to act like men, so I don't need to deal with whatever this is.

I am done talking to you. As you may've noticed no one pinged me for the past two pages and guess what, I didn't talk for the past two pages. I am treating this thread like I am the star because other people kept asking for my attention.

I am going to stop responding now until someone else pings me, if they do, I will come back and talk more, if they don't, you won't see me again. Absolutely baffles me that someone can see all the people quoting and pinging me, actively asking things, and then act like I'm some attention hog for simply responding. Unbelievable behavior on your part.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

For the past fucking five pages you've been shitting up the thread, can you shut the fuck up? There is LITERALLY A FUCKING ENTIRE THREAD dedicated to this topic because people like you can't shut the fuck up about how much pooner gash you get prowling on Grindr (an app for faggots), why do you feel the need to shit up every thread? Is the pooner snatch really that worth it, or are you just a creepy loser who can only get laid by bottom of the barrel delusional BPD whores? Rhetorical question, I know the answer.

This. Maybe take the q&a for @JimiHendrix over to that thread from now on.

 

[The Feline Solution]

okay, despite grindr being dogshit, i managed to compose a list of would and wouldn't. some of the wouldn't are thumbnails I scaled up a bit because I can't view their profile directly. i hope this helps you people understand where I'm coming from better.

Spoiler: wouldn't

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Spoiler: would

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hopefully this makes better sense to some of you now.

Ah, sweet, you came around to doing this in the end. 1 and 2 under "would" are an easy yes, the rest are too mannish or frumpy for my taste but still not anywhere near the horrifying abominations under the "wouldn't" spoiler.

Icarus is probably a film snob

Pfft, i'd need five minutes tops to shit all over her favourites and leddit/Tumblr-approved criticisms to reduce her to a crying mess. She really has that look, though

Constantly spammed her instagram stories with yaoi fanart of batman and femboy riddler;

Shit taste, everyone knows Bane x Batman bara is the patrician pairing 4u

So maybe this is my own male ignorance coming to the fold, but it seems like most of these women are aiming for androgyny rather than outright masculinity.

I've been saying this, with a small difference, for a long time. These girls don't want to look like men, they want to look trans. It's a very distinct "style", i first noticed it while looking at Dr. Teetus Deletus' pooner patients pictures.

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Lady, you cut your tits off. This is some inception shit.
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Holy shit, he/she/it looks like Anisa! Look at the lower right panel in the first pic and tell me if this doesn't look like a more gaunt Anisa Jomha in garish make-up to you!

 

[Marche]

Someone in another thread posted a site for something called "Transtape", and it's a poonerpalooza:

Spoiler: NSFW?

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You can also it for packing:
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And they didn't forget the "ladies" either:
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And you can also use it while exercising, because clearly these girls care a lot about their health:
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Fatrick needs these for his bitch tits

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

How do pooners and troons deal in a gendered language country? In the one I live in, a mixed group of people defaults to the male "they" and possessive pronouns always go with the gender of the item, not the person who is possessing.
So if a MTF has a car it would be "her car" and they feel euphoria, but if it's their dog, someone would say "his dog" and they rope?

They've been trying to force anglicisms and gender inclusive language in hispanic countries. Like using elles for both genders, instead of ellos and ellas, which sounds retarded.

They are thoroughly mocked by just about everyone but it is a very persistent attitude in the upper class cosmopolitan bubble of spoiled kids who spend too much time consuming american social media. (Aka. cuicos, sifrinos, whitexicans, pijos, etc. depending on the country)

 

[Hepativore]

They've been trying to force anglicisms and gender inclusive language in hispanic countries. Like using elles for both genders, instead of ellos and ellas, which sounds retarded.

They are thoroughly mocked by just about everyone but it is a very persistent attitude in the upper class cosmopolitan bubble of spoiled kids who spend too much time consuming american social media. (Aka. cuicos, sifrinos, whitexicans, pijos, etc. depending on the country)

The trans plague is infecting everything, isn't it? It is almost like witnessing a real-life version of a Borg invasion.

I hope that the WPATH files leak will give the trans-cheerleaders some pause, but it looks like the media will just ignore it and dismiss the people that do bring it up as being "alt-right" or "transphobes".

I wonder if we will see a huge wave of pooners filing for disability as they get older? Their flayed arms and thighs will probably be rendered functionally useless as they reach middle-age as scarring and nerve damage take their toll over the years.

 

[Sangria Nigger]

Yeah I'm pretty sure binding can cause permanent damage and breathing difficulties down the line.

Apparently in actual spanish-speaking countries they're trying to push -e as a gender neutral version of -o and -a. An example would be "Latine" as opposed to "Latino/Latina". "Latinx" seems to have fallen out of favor because it makes no sense in terms of the language.

That's correct. But it isn't that it doesn't make sense (it doesn't) as much as that it makes you sound like a retard. In Spanish every noun, adjective and article is gendered so after two sentences using -e instead of the correct ending even a tranny's brain gets overwhelmed by how dumb it is and switches back to talking like a person.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

tumblr's theory:
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This makes sense when applied to pooners one would label "trans-trenders" who have no intention of transitioning beyond changing pronouns. However I'm not sure it works for/explains the pooners that congregate over at r/ftmfemininty; a good chunk of them are on test and have had their breasts chopped off. Yet inspite of such radical body mods continue to dress up in incredibly feminine attire and cake themselves in makeup. Perhaps it is just a more extreme version of protest, but I think theres probably some deeper mental disorder going on there.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

wonder if we will see a huge wave of pooners filing for disability as they get older

The big "if" is wether they even get to reach an old age. A lot of them will die before middle age

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

This has to be the most fem-brained shit I’ve ever seen. Literally no man would ever have this cross his mind.

 

[The Noticer]

This has to be the most fem-brained shit I’ve ever seen. Literally no man would ever have this cross his mind.
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If some 'guy' walked up and started fucking with my shirt behind my back I think that would be a great way to unintentionally start a fight.

 

[scathefire]

The big "if" is wether they even get to reach an old age. A lot of them will die before middle age

Yeah a lot of them are going to have heart attacks when they're older due to the testosterone. Not even at age 40+, more like in their 30s.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I swear, we should start a Kiwi Farms fundraiser to set up a tomboy nature preserve.

It seems to be the majority of the straight ones that Troon out too. I used to go to what would be classified as a queer bar since I liked tomboys and sporty girls and it was a good place to meet them in the early 2010's. Got in a long term relationship with one until a couple of years ago. When I went back, it's all hairy little goblins and all the normal looking women still there are generally gold star lesbians. I just want a nice lil girl with a pixie cut that will watch sports with me and drag me to watch roller derby and stuff