Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Brain Power]

Same energy

 

[and I must scream]

That was going to be my suggestion. yt-dlp can also be used if you want to run something on your local computer.

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a command line example to tame the downloaded filename and add relevant metadata:

yt-dlp --no-config  --ignore-errors --check-formats --parse-metadata "title:(?s)(?P<meta_title>.+)" --parse-metadata "uploader:(?s)(?P<meta_artist>.+)" --add-metadata --console-title --restrict-filenames --output "tiktok-%(uploader)s-%(upload_date)s-%(id)s.%(ext)s" https://www.tiktok.com/@ainsdawg/video/7112580944254569771

Thank you very much! I'll try this as soon as I find the energy to browse through this woman's videos again...

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Anyone know who this mong is? I see her laughed at on Xitter a lot, but no one mentions her name (I think they’re afraid they might invoke her), and I don’t use TikTok. She’s the most entitled, roid ragin’, woke sperging know-it-all I’ve seen in a while.



Above: pontificating about how we’re all eugenicists for not wearing masks outside when she demands it. I say she’s the eugenicist because she makes me hope no one ever procreates again.

ETA: Link to xeet - beware, though, here be dragons.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Why is it always nose rings? I don't think I've seen someone that wasn't a pooner wearing one in years now.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Her entire twitter is just before vs now selfies and uwu support each other ily~ posts. A

She builds muscle like a woman. Shocker, I know. But the more ripped she gets, the more obvious her female muscular structure.

Holy shit, she went from left to right? wdf is wrong with her she was pretty. I really feel bad for girls like this. It makes you wonder how many attractive women have ruined their bodies to become pooners.

The "oh no she used to be so pretty/fuckable" mentality isn't helping the problem. These girls hate the paradoxical standards placed on women and how much value is placed on her looks and hate unwanted sexual attention from men. I understand how heartbreaking it is to see a girl who has so much life potential destroy herself because of mental illness and self hatred but they see it as a win. They see people mourning their past self and rejoice that they aren't expected to maintain attractiveness and that they got rid of male sexual attention. The kind of sexual attention they get after they transition is another story entirely.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

they got rid of male sexual attention.

Niggah please. These women go on Grindr begging for male sexual attention.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Niggah please. These women go on Grindr begging for male sexual attention.

B.....but it's different then! It's not a gross straight toxic cishet male and a fragile victim lady! Instead it's two equals like in the very real Japanese porno comics!! Except it's just desperate straights, degenerate weirdos, or curious bisexuals and delusional women with bad hair.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

The "oh no she used to be so pretty/fuckable" mentality isn't helping the problem. These girls hate the paradoxical standards placed on women and how much value is placed on her looks and hate unwanted sexual attention from men. I understand how heartbreaking it is to see a girl who has so much life potential destroy herself because of mental illness and self hatred but they see it as a win. They see people mourning their past self and rejoice that they aren't expected to maintain attractiveness and that they got rid of male sexual attention. The kind of sexual attention they get after they transition is another story entirely.

Both sexes receive the "why would you ruin your looks" reactions, from both male and female posters.

Look at the hips on this girl! I'm an old woman and those hips make me so jealous. Pooner girl is going to be suicidal after she wakes up from the Pooner dream.

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Jaysus lawd above.

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Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.

Showing the destructive effects of a lifestyle by showing its effects on your looks is normal, it's the principle behind Faces of Meth:

Or the Kiwi Farms edition:

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

They see people mourning their past self and rejoice that they aren't expected to maintain attractiveness and that they got rid of male sexual attention. The kind of sexual attention they get after they transition is another story entirely.

Having an OnlyFans and asking the public to subscribe on Twitter, as she did, is not only not a good way to avoid male sexual attention, but is an extremely accurate way of attracting the worst possible kind of male sexual attention.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Having an OnlyFans and asking the public to subscribe on Twitter, as she did, is not only not a good way to avoid male sexual attention, but is an extremely accurate way of attracting the worst possible kind of male sexual attention.

tbh it could be a secret self-hatred thing like ftmspunished because she on some level she knows it didn't fix anything.

We don't have enough info on her to know what her deal is, but if you're pretty but still have visibly low self esteem then you're still going to get preyed on, and which leads some to think that the reason they're not getting treated well is because they're not pretty enough and go down the plastic surgery addiction spiral. She could have gone the other way through transitioning, realised that looking like a guy still didn't get her treated like a person, and just decided to fetishise being treated like shit as a cope. She was pretty but she's not wrong in that she's got no light in her eyes in that photo. Or the trans photos. She's got sad eyes imo.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Anyone know who this mong is? I see her laughed at on Xitter a lot, but no one mentions her name (I think they’re afraid they might invoke her), and I don’t use TikTok. She’s the most entitled, roid ragin’, woke sperging know-it-all I’ve seen in a while.

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Above: pontificating about how we’re all eugenicists for not wearing masks outside when she demands it. I say she’s the eugenicist because she makes me hope no one ever procreates again.

ETA: Link to xeet - beware, though, here be dragons.

I think that's Birdy Rose the pooner artist (not to be confused with Birdy Rose, the gender critical artist). I'm still unclear on if the names are a coincidence.

I haven't seen anybody mention birdy.rose aside from some weird art she did. She is in the same TT space as that stupid bitch that had a public meltdown because someone called her and her enby wife "ladies". Both are also autistic lol.
Birdy is an enby pooner with a feminine frog voice that looks like an AGP Frankie Muniz. She used to do somewhat decent painting and while she was trooning out for a while, didn't look nearly as insane while trying to appear male. Now she is exclusively making wordsalads relating to troon shit.

Let's start with this one:
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How could I say anything bad to this fellow human being in financial peril? Well it could have something to do with her entitlement to other people's money, merely because she decided to take this road:
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The first one was shitty e-begging with emotional manipulation, this one was clear dry-begging. She loves to shit on "cis allies" until the rent is due. You'd think this is propaganda to make "cis" people hate her kind.
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BONUS: Her complaining people aren't masking in twenty fucking twenty three. All of her "problems" root back to white supremacy somehow so I guess not masking is the modern T4 program.
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[Zemblan Physics]

I think that's Birdy Rose the pooner artist

Yeah, SPED dungarees check out. Much obliged, fren.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

Anyone know who this mong is? I see her laughed at on Xitter a lot, but no one mentions her name (I think they’re afraid they might invoke her), and I don’t use TikTok. She’s the most entitled, roid ragin’, woke sperging know-it-all I’ve seen in a while.

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Above: pontificating about how we’re all eugenicists for not wearing masks outside when she demands it. I say she’s the eugenicist because she makes me hope no one ever procreates again.

ETA: Link to xeet - beware, though, here be dragons.

This is @birdy.blossom, and she is one of my absolute favorite pooners. From what I can tell, she started out as a FTM, embracing muh inner masculinity, then moved to NB and presented almost entirely feminine while also stopping testosterone. She claims to be autistic and angrily screeches on camera, with some of the most entertaining diatribes I have ever seen. I’ll post some of her videos tomorrow if I have time. She has recently started again on T and shaved her head. Due to the T, she has been even more aggressive than usual lately.

Here is but a taste of her offerings:

I’m not sure where Birdy Rose comes from though, I’ve only seen her as birdy.blossom.

 

[cybertoaster]

And the pooner version:

Its like a fever dream, if I had to describe current year+8 in one picture it would be this.

What a sad state of affairs...

I mean she wasn't superhot like that other chick who pooned and she passes way more than ellen or the average pooner really, but by the iphone which is the regular pro model not the max and how she struggles to hold it with one hand you can tell this is one tiny dude, probably 5.10

All those T-powered muscles can't compensate for that tiny girly frame she always had, observe how none of her pooner pics are front faced, only from the side to make herself look bulkier.

I take she didn't get phallo yet but really, can she still go back? doubt it...

 

[KateHikes14]

I mean she wasn't superhot like that other chick who pooned and she passes way more than ellen or the average pooner really, but by the iphone which is the regular pro model not the max and how she struggles to hold it with one hand you can tell this is one tiny dude, probably 5.5.10

ER heightmogs her, that doorhandle almost comes up to her "pecs".

 

[scathefire]

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Lol Palestinians would pour acid on her for being a degen genderblob. It's best to not give a shit about controversies on the other side of the earth that have nothing to do with you as well as side with the people who hate you more.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Why is it always nose rings? I don't think I've seen someone that wasn't a pooner wearing one in years now.

Nose ring on a girl means she is gay or bi. I reckon this is why pooners have them

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Showing the destructive effects of a lifestyle by showing its effects on your looks is normal, it's the principle behind Faces of Meth:

That thing on the left looks like a Dracula, just ready to steal someones soul

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

How about a quasi-Silent Hill survival horror game called "The Last Tomboy" in which you play as a tomboyish girl in an abandoned town that has become overrun with monstrosities based on various types of pooner memes

Some thing like this?
Poor quality, I know, but I am busy.

 

[Hepativore]

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Some thing like this?
Poor quality, I know, but I am busy.

These are great! How about a pooner monster with horribly scarred arms and legs with her rotdog leaking purulence as she slowly limps along as if in severe pain?