Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Pooner records her voice on t progression


All of this testosterone taking just to sound like 12-year old boy and to
be Joshua Pooner Moon. Sad!
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(I'm sorry Null)
 
Maybe it's intense pessimism about the future or feeling hopeless and that there's no reason to think about future consequences, but zoomers have absolutely ZERO concept of permanence. It's shocking how so many in this generation are "do first think later" especially with how hardwired many are to following whatever social media trends they see.
When it comes to pooners almost every one I know has had The Chop. Almost like it's sold as a rite of passage, like getting your license or a tattoo or something.
It's really sad to think just how many people are going to regret this when they detrans (and how many feel locked in to being trans as a result of it and ACK!)
well I dunno about that. Yes it sad for them but on another point they will be less idiot in the gene pool
 
Obesity, no tits, and crop top is a bold combination.
Not anymore it isn't, it's just inherently female and extremely cliche. I blame Temu.
She painted the bruise with her leftover eyeshadows
My friends and I did this a few times at sleepovers for fun when we were playing with makeup. Very masculine.
to
be Joshua Pooner Moon.
Or Joshua Connor Poon.
But of course she would choose a "90's soccer mom naming their daughter a trendy boy name" name, it's either that or a guy they crushed on from shitty video games or webtoons.
 
Don't forget the fact that bruises start out purplish-red and don't become purple or blue for a day. She claims that this was taken before she even made it to the emergency room.
She said that she lost back teeth. IANAD, but it's odd that the bruising is on her chin and not the side of her jaw.

Edit: not even a bloody nose or a swollen or split lip despite being "punched in the face". It takes time for bruises to come up but swelling is a lot faster. Blood usually goes crusty in your nostril and it's too painful to try to clean out, you have to wait for it shed out when it's ready.

Some beating. :cringe:
 
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She said that she lost back teeth. IANAD, but it's odd that the bruising is on her chin and not the side of her jaw.
The teeth losing thing is so fake. She seems to have no idea how much force it takes to remove back molars. Even curb stomping usually doesn't cause people to lose their back teeth. She would have to have a badly destroyed jawbone, immense swelling and weeks in hospital for me to even consider her to be truthful.
 
The teeth losing thing is so fake. She seems to have no idea how much force it takes to remove back molars. Even curb stomping usually doesn't cause people to lose their back teeth. She would have to have a badly destroyed jawbone, immense swelling and weeks in hospital for me to even consider her to be truthful.
You'd think she'd get a hint from the fact that a wisdom tooth extraction, for instance, quite often involves sawing the damn thing in half down to the bone and then pulling out the pieces.
 
Consciously avoid swearing and cursing around pooners. Go out of your way to be polite to pooners. Annoy a pooner with your comprehensive, in-depth knowledge about subjects no woman cares about. Hold the door open for pooners. Allow a pooner to be saved first in case of emergency. Lift heavy objects around pooners. Fearlessly squish bugs around pooners. Be taller than pooners.

TPI. Total Pooner Invalidation.
 
Then they started to run. I chased them with my knife to get them to retreat.
Wouldn't this take it out of the realm of justified self-defense even in a stand-your-ground state? Seems like a dumb thing for a lawyer to admit to openly – if any of this had actually happened, of course.

Good find! What in the hell is going on HERE
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Lol, she's transitioned into pooner Zoidberg.
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That pfp of hers, lol. How come so many pooners and enbys look up to butches, but fail to be one or look like them?
My bet is, that they are too lazy/depressed to put the actual effort in their physique and want to leave it up to the mighty T, and it must be NOW NOW NOW. End up with fat and baldness instead.
 
That pfp of hers, lol. How come so many pooners and enbys look up to butches, but fail to be one or look like them?
My bet is, that they are too lazy/depressed to put the actual effort in their physique and want to leave it up to the mighty T, and it must be NOW NOW NOW. End up with fat and baldness instead.
The vast majority of butches that I've met have all been fat fucks. The only thin one that comes to mind had wrecked intestines from severe endo and couldn't eat half the time.
 
When the hell did pooners take over the Renaissance Fair? I went to it on Saturday and at least half of the girls and women were pooners, and many of them were walking around shirtless so you could see their hacked-up torsos. As if to drive the point home even further, a lot of shops had medieval-style heraldry banners in the colors of the trans flag.

I cannot seem to get away from pooners where I live and I do not live anywhere near the coasts. The most common variant of pooner I encounter where I am is the Not-Like-Other-Girls if that signifies anything.
I recognise a few from LARP and historical re-enactment groups who were already in those groups before they pooned out (like Lucien/Lupie from Cambridge Treasure Trap earlier in the thread). They were always there, it's just that they were normal homely autistic horsey Tumblr girls until they caught the ROGD contagion, and kept all the same hobbies.
I suspect roleplay and ren faires give them a false sense of being able to pass, because people treat them as if they were men. But they're in character and people treat them as their character. It'd be like thinking "dood everybody totally believes I'm a 14th century peasant!" No they don't, everybody is playing pretend.
 
LIL DOOD DISCOVERS THE SHOCKING TRUTH: BOOB AND VAGINA APPRECIATOR BOYFRIEND DOESNT SEE HER AS A MAN!

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This one made me chuckle.

These girls man!

Her fellow “men” of course all advise her to dump her bf, because crabs in a bucket and all that.
These idiots really think that all it takes for them to declare they're now a man to actually make it so. She says herself that she hasn't changed anything, not even her clothes, and yet expects that everyone totally has to see her as male now. How delusional can you be? Seriously, I don't get it.
 
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