Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Fair enough. Between us, we have enough hatred to cover all bases, thankfully.

@Fapcop
Great find! This is an unmistakably and grotesque Fat Woman pose:
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The fat arms and pudgy hands, and the tiny fingers with that rubbery flexibility only found in women, nevermind that the face is very clearly a woman's.
Can’t take all the credit, @Evilronald found her. I merely went to her TikTok… (https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdR1DHJQ/)

And hoo boy! If you like fat chicks dancing TikTok dances, she has a channel full of them.

Typical pooner with that stereotypical pooner fembraim that goes: “I’m a man now! Should I do male things on my SM channel? Nah, I’ll start doing the most feminine, cute dancing girl dances!”
 
They’re all grotesque and disgusting and hilarious imho.

(I’d love to see a case of a pooner getting dicked back to reality by a based boyfriend. Please share if you’ve seen one.)

The biggest difference seems to me, that a young pooner who isn’t in too deep, and doesn’t have someone actively grooming her, will often grow out of it and de-tard herself. The you tranny though? In the same circumstances, he’ll self-groom and goon all the way to stinkditch installation.
Im looking for it. I know I screenshotted a post where a pooner literally got fucked into being a woman again after she found a boyfriend.
 
She looks like an elementary school teacher dressed as Peter Griffin. Or Pat.
Peter Griffin but pink. And with big, sensual, sexy lips.

LMAO look at that HEART BELT BUCKLE in the picture. Oh you wacky lil’ pooner!

Im looking for it. I know I screenshotted a post where a pooner literally got fucked into being a woman again after she found a boyfriend.
Based and cockpilled! Respect.
 
I screenshotted a post where a pooner literally got fucked into being a woman again after she found a boyfriend.
Please, please find that.

I have seen a meme of a post-titty-chop Pooner getting railed, with a caption about how she tried to be a man but no girls were interested, so she went back to being fucked like a girl.
 
CALLOUT THREAD! EVILRONALD CANT RECOGNIZE POONERS, LIKELY IS A BUSSY ENJOYER!
Bro not all of us have a +99 poondar like you do
Based and cockpilled! Respect.
I have seen a meme of a post-titty-chop Pooner getting railed, with a caption about how she tried to be a man but no girls were interested, so she went back to being fucked like a girl.
There is no escape. All pooners must identify as she/her and take it in the pussy
 
A li'l pooner dreams of being a malignant predator an exciting sexual experience for new partners.
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Reminds me of the cases of dykes who create a fake male profile/identity to catfish straight women and goad them into sex - this has apparently happened several times in the UK and one of them did actually identify as a pooner (and preyed on underage victims), if not teenage girls, they seem to go after virgins or those who can't tell a fake dick from a real one, and take extreme measures to not give away their true sex during the act... it really just goes to show that while most predators are male, women are also perfectly capable of being fucked in the head and committing sex crimes like that.
 
She looks like an elementary school teacher dressed as Peter Griffin. Or Pat.
It's 2024, almost 25, and this look of dressing like a giant, nearsighted toddler who just cut their own hair with hooty owl scissors is still going strong. Lesbians in particular love it. I wonder if some butches think it will be less threatening? More "adorkable?" Because it's not. Just be butch.

It also seems to be a cope for fat chicks with no confidence. "I can't be sexy or attractive, so I'm going to be quirky! I'll look like I don't even wish I was sexy or attractive." Bitch, there are fat chicks who clean up pretty nice. For all the dudes here saying "no fat chicks" believe me, lots of fat chicks find dudes irl.

If you're a lesbian the bar is even lower.

Stop dressing like preschoolers. It's fucking creepy. And stop dressing like grandmas in cat sweaters, too.

What's silly about this pooner is she's not even ugly. Just fat. If we as a society could get our shit together and deal with fatness, she's be in the attractive category. She has good skin for a pooner, and like Fapcop said, big sexy lips. Big brown eyes, curly hair.

I'm guessing she's fat positive on the outside but wishes she were one of the skinny girls. And that's probably the source of this bullshit. She can't identify out of being fat, so she's going to identify out of being a woman.

ETA She's a wonder with that Swiffer mop. She's actually pretty entertaining. She does NOT need to be a pooner to have a personality.
 
ah yes, the very normal act of not disclosing you have a rotcock.

I hope it falls off mif cruising and hooking up with some drugged up faggot too out of his mind to see that what he's getting is not, in fact, just a very flaccid guy but actually some woman's flesh-graft.
She has clearly not been paying attention to the posts debating wether coban tape or a frame made of condoms and cotton buds is the superior method for propping the rotdog in position.

The fact that she has the faintest expectation of normal spontaneous sex with a 'dog is harrowing in what it shows for how informed she is on the results of a procedure that she is in the beginning stages of actually getting.
 
CALLOUT THREAD! EVILRONALD CANT RECOGNIZE POONERS, LIKELY IS A BUSSY ENJOYER!

So a lil’ pooner made an appearance in a A&N thread about Kamala…

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A brief look at the TikTok account has all the telltale signs of a crazy FTM…

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“He/Him”?!

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“Fat femme guys”?!? Is that a scar on her breasts?!!

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Please note the very feminine fat distribution here. Typical pooner.

Yet back in the A&N thread @Evilronald tries to blow smoke up everyone’s ass, and pretend this is a man. WHY?

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“That’s actually a man guys! I had no idea until I looked at the rest of the channel”
(While fapping no doubt!)

What’s the deal @Evilronald?! THERE IS EVEN A PUBEBEARD VISIBLE ON SOME PICS!

Are you into boipussy? I believe you owe the trannyhating community some answers!
Now thats a very sad state of affairs. Must be one of those "I failed at femininity, being a cute and pretty woman, and since im depressed and guillable I'll transition to get some attention and cheap validation" type of pooners.
 
ah yes, the very normal act of not disclosing you have a rotcock.

I hope it falls off mif cruising and hooking up with some drugged up faggot too out of his mind to see that what he's getting is not, in fact, just a very flaccid guy but actually some woman's flesh-graft.
did she just admit to having rape fantasies?? surely not. nobody is that fucking stupid, surely
 
CALLOUT THREAD! EVILRONALD CANT RECOGNIZE POONERS, LIKELY IS A BUSSY ENJOYER!

So a lil’ pooner made an appearance in a A&N thread about Kamala…

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A brief look at the TikTok account has all the telltale signs of a crazy FTM…

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“He/Him”?!

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“Fat femme guys”?!? Is that a scar on her breasts?!!

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Please note the very feminine fat distribution here. Typical pooner.

Yet back in the A&N thread @Evilronald tries to blow smoke up everyone’s ass, and pretend this is a man. WHY?

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“That’s actually a man guys! I had no idea until I looked at the rest of the channel”
(While fapping no doubt!)

What’s the deal @Evilronald?! THERE IS EVEN A PUBEBEARD VISIBLE ON SOME PICS!

Are you into boipussy? I believe you owe the trannyhating community some answers!
Oh, wow...I did not know that there were people who liked to cosplay as Pat from SNL!
 
Her ugliness is on the inside.

I dunno. She's actually a pretty good dancer. She somehow manages to be entertaining as an entertainer. Not just entertaining as a shit show. I think this crap was modeled for her. "Here's how to be an obese lesbian!"

It's preposterous and sad. It didn't have to be this way.

It's a bummer to see genuinely talented or interesting people get sucked into poonery and troonery. One pooner who has now set her TikTok to private is a fucking opera singer. I was hoping that developing a highly disciplined hobby would give young people a sense of achievement. That way, they wouldn't feel the need to ptroon out. But Bruce was an Olympic champion and he trooned out. Ellen Page was an A-lister and she pooned out.

It's one thing when you have no talents, no personality. It's understandable when you are just self-aware enough to know that you're a mouth breathing waste of space. What else is there to do?

Oddly enough, lots of interesting and talented people ptroon out anyway. Even ruining their voices, charisma, and bodies to do so. They destroy whatever made them interesting before.
 
Oddly enough, lots of interesting and talented people ptroon out anyway. Even ruining their voices, charisma, and bodies to do so. They destroy whatever made them interesting before.
Yes, that's a good observation. It's an interesting characteristic of human nature that one can be objectively successful and accomplished but still not have any sense of meaning. Then you end up like Jim Belushi/Jimi Hendrix/Kurt Cobain/Robin Williams/Insert Celebrity Name Here.
 
Yes, that's a good observation. It's an interesting characteristic of human nature that one can be objectively successful and accomplished but still not have any sense of meaning. Then you end up like Jim Belushi/Jimi Hendrix/Kurt Cobain/Robin Williams/Insert Celebrity Name Here.
Maybe it's even more likely? You're successful, beat all the odds, but not transcendent. You're still mortal anyway, and future worm food? Some commit suicide, others ptroon out in an attempt to transcend reality.

Just go religious like a lot of aging celebrities who continue to enjoy life.
 
I dunno. She's actually a pretty good dancer. She somehow manages to be entertaining as an entertainer.
I find her cluelessness and autism funny.
Now I admit that I don’t know why women watch these kinds of videos, and I’m sure they’re mostly watched by men.

Men who watch “cute dancing girl” videos because… Well, they’re cute girls. Sometimes hot too.

Why would anyone watch… THIS?!? She put years of effort into learning her little moves, then trooned out, yeeted her tits and got fat because hormones. AND most of the people who’d watch her videos, now won’t bother.

Lil dood, life is hard enough as it is! Why would you sabotage yourself like this?!

Now thats a very sad state of affairs. Must be one of those "I failed at femininity, being a cute and pretty woman, and since im depressed and guillable I'll transition to get some attention and cheap validation" type of pooners.
Very likely. And like many of her sisters, she now goes through life acting and thinking like a woman. I mean did you SEE that belt buckle?! It’s weird how tweeting their tits somehow turns up their femininity.

I'm guessing she's fat positive on the outside but wishes she were one of the skinny girls. And that's probably the source of this bullshit. She can't identify out of being fat, so she's going to identify out of being a woman.
A lot of the weight prob came after pooning out. Testosterone makes them eat like crazy, and all that extra weight goes right on the hips and ass.
She has clearly not been paying attention to the posts debating wether coban tape or a frame made of condoms and cotton buds is the superior method for propping the rotdog in position.
She clearly has never seen a penis IRL either. Imagine the horrified expressions when she takes off her pants and reveals a monstrous, floppy, coke can rotdog!
 
A lot of the weight prob came after pooning out. Testosterone makes them eat like crazy, and all that extra weight goes right on the hips and ass.
Well, that and deliberately pursuing obesity because, apparently, Pooners think all men are obese and therefore being obese means no-one will ever mistake them for a woman. Or maybe they equate being slim with femininity and want to destroy all traces of it in themselves? Or both? Who knows? - Pooners are annoying, stupid and incredibly delusional.
 
Oh, wow...I did not know that there were people who liked to cosplay as Pat from SNL!
There's no way that pooner doesn't know, right? I mean, you dress like that, you look like that--even if she wasn't aware of the 1990s SNL sketch and spinoff movie, I'm sure dozens of people have left her comments about it.
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(I’d love to see a case of a pooner getting dicked back to reality by a based boyfriend. Please share if you’ve seen one.)

Believe it or not this is big on Tumblr right now and seems to be growing. Fantasies about being forcibly detransitioned and raped by evil cis white men. I think some of the girls really do end up detransitioning because of it as well. I wrote about it in another thread:

Fun fact: this is like 60% of Tumblr now. I have an old Tumblr account, so a while back I had the bright idea to put words like "misgendered" or "misgendering" into the Tumblr search in the hope of finding a bunch of hilarious milk. Instead I found a fucking flood of ftm misgendering/detransition kink content, all with thousands of notes each. There is so much of it that even blocking multiple different keywords, turning on safe search, etc, didn't filter it out.

It would actually be good topic for a post or thread for someone with more of a stomach for it. There are literally as many girls on Tumblr getting off on being "misgendered" these days as there are complaining about it, if not more.
 
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