Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Parable of the Damascus Goat
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Early transitioner at 12 & 20 years later.

 

[Mad Hunter]

Early transitioner at 12 & 20 years later.

I've heard early transitioning with HRT is more recommended due to the changing hormones so the tranny wouldn't have to worry about his body being fixed to a certain appearance if they fully troon out later in life, therefore needing surgery because muh body dysphoria. Is it really that effective? I am feeling a massive cope there.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've heard early transitioning with HRT is more recommended due to the changing hormones so the tranny wouldn't have to worry about his body being fixed to a certain appearance if they fully troon out later in life, therefore needing surgery because muh body dysphoria. Is it really that effective? I am feeling a massive cope there.

Well, it might mean that Trunior doesn’t grow into a tough manly man, but the end result is invariably a freakish half-and-half, not quite masculine, not quite feminine, not quite adult, not quite a child. Plus tube tits, kyphosis hump and all the health hazards that come from fucking with your body’s hormones at a delicate time.

 

[shatterspinel]

I've heard early transitioning with HRT is more recommended due to the changing hormones so the tranny wouldn't have to worry about his body being fixed to a certain appearance if they fully troon out later in life, therefore needing surgery because muh body dysphoria. Is it really that effective? I am feeling a massive cope there.

I have no idea what this looks like with pooners, the first early transitioners are probably just hitting the ten year mark and ftms can hit the wall in their early 20’s just from obesity. Would be ironic for someone to get on blockers to avoid boobs only to grow them because of hormone fueled munchies.

But with tims, they tend to have the lady boi thing going on until the cracks start to push through in their late 20’s/early 30’s, their jaws tend to continue developing despite everything and like in the case of Petras, you start seeing some typical eunuch physiognomy like the barrel chest.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Happy trans man.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Happy trans man.
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Face looks the kind of happy you are when you are the only one who survived something terrible and are happy to be alive.

 

[G4YER]

Spoiler: Warning, beyond this point NSFW cognitohazard

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[Woggie's child bride]

This is not actually much of a thing. Dry spells are normal for humans. Simply not having access to sex for long periods of time is not enough to change your sexuality. Other factors have to be at play. The ones that go prison gay are usually lifers. Some prison/jails will also organize special alone time with significant others outside the prison/jail, though I don't know how common that is.

(Also, as far as the military, access to women has always been a thing. Camp followers were a thing and many wives followed their husbands as camp followers. Towns you moved through and the places you attacked would also have women. They did jobs like the laundry, helping maintain camp, and food, as well as nursing. The reason the Navy got joked about being big gay was because they were the only ones that didn't have access to women. And nowadays ofc women are allowed in as regular rank and file. Anyone that tries to tell you different is trying to compensate for being Big Gay.)

Autistic, shut in kids getting groomed notwithstanding.

Access to women isn't the same thing as access to heterosexual sex, plenty of men outside of prison are becoming prison gay thanks to the women having little to no reason to settle for average men and homosexuality being destigmatized, most men I know in gay relationships are only doing so due to being unable to get a woman. I think you're underestimating the effect being unable to get with ones prefered sex can have on the sexuality of someone who see's no moral or ethical issues with homosexuality(as schools raise kids to now days).

 

[Frofo Baggis]

For people who "don't see parts", they sure seem to combine them in hetero ways a lot.

 

[Paper Machete]

(as schools raise kids to now days)

So...grooming then...fun time to be alive.

 

[Mad Hunter]

Access to women isn't the same thing as access to heterosexual sex, plenty of men outside of prison are becoming prison gay thanks to the women having little to no reason to settle for average men and homosexuality being destigmatized, most men I know in gay relationships are only doing so due to being unable to get a woman. I think you're underestimating the effect being unable to get with ones prefered sex can have on the sexuality of someone who see's no moral or ethical issues with homosexuality(as schools raise kids to now days).

That's kinda what exactly happened with Joe Exotic and his husbands. The men he picked were actually straight men who were dealing with severe drug problems and were generally down on their luck. Of course, any woman with a functioning brain would avoid people like that! I bet even gay men would avoid those sorts of people, too! Anyone would. Since they were lonely, sad, angry, drugged, and not thinking straight, they went full faggot mode and fell into Joe Exotic's trap. This is an extreme case BTW.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Retard Pooner but I repeat myself binds her chest so tightly that she can't breathe. Withholds this information from doctors.
"No-one can figure out why I can't breathe..."

Credit to TT Exulansic for Xeeting this.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Retard Pooner but I repeat myself binds her chest so tightly that she can't breathe. Withholds this information from doctors.
"No-one can figure out why I can't breathe..."
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"Bright side" para gives away the scam. This overgrown toddler (but she's a BPD pooner so I repeat myself) is gonna hold her breath until they give her the teet yeet all the kewl kids have.

 

[Poonocchio]

Over the past few months I’ve had a pooner try to skin-walk me and it’s been such a bizarre experience. It’s one thing to hear about how they literally try and turn into somebody else but having experienced it first hand it genuinely baffles me how unaware of how creepy and fucking weird they are. For context, I’m a pretty slim built guy with ‘delicate’ features, which is the ripe for the picking for yaoi obsessed pooners who want to live out some bishounen fantasy.

I gotta tell you, fren, there's definitely some fujoshit AO3 fap material written about you and/or some obsessive/seething reddit posts. That's both horrifying and pretty hilarious. Stay far away from that pooner.

Eta: so not doubleposting but lol @Iron Jaguar at the battery charge percent. Always gives me a smirk whenever I screenshot something tranny related at 41%. It's the small things in life.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I myself could've gone down the pooner route

Yeah no shit

Ever since the tranny agenda has grown stronger, many artists have been condemning exaggerated sexual dimorphism in FANTASY stuff. Like, what? You mean to tell me the fact that the female of the species is slimmer or curvier

Feminazis started this long before trannies were a thing, they feel intimidated by fantasy hot women who look even like regular women with a costume, they have to be ugly like them

the thing that contributes to girls pooning out since it feeds the idea of somewhat masculine women being secretly men inside.

In the noughties a girl just being slightly tomboyish got called a dyke, all girls laughing at her and saying she was checking them out in the locker room or some shit, and of course all the boys avoided her

But now not only are tomboys popular, its the tomboy golden age, you got niggas left and right begging for a tomboy gf, women validating tomboys for breaking the norm or some cosmo bs, and what do tomboys do? they go pooner, the fuck?

but if you pick female model there's a chance it being dull and toned down.

What? female characters are ludicrously elaborate in those games, is the male characters that are all generic merc guy, generic thief with a cloak, generic magician nerd, generic armor dude, generic barbarian

Its like when 12 years see cowboy bebop and think spike is so cool but if you actually try to dress and act like him irl you look like a flaming mongoloid

Cuz you are trying to look like a cartoon based on a real guy

You can dress like the real thing but then you will look like a late seventies japanese actor

I also have a similar theory for furries (another fandom with many trannies)

Furries are full of gay men, is why furry "art" its mostly male furries doing gross gay shit

 

[KateHikes14]

Retard Pooner but I repeat myself binds her chest so tightly that she can't breathe. Withholds this information from doctors.
"No-one can figure out why I can't breathe..."
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Imagine if she directed such misdirected religiosity towards something healthy like a normal religion, by Allah there would exist no kaffir west of the Mississippi

 

[Zemblan Physics]

If you put on the fedora and trenchcoat IRL, you don't look like the cool anime character or noir detective who wears them on TV: you look like a bigger dork than before.

Wrong! Everyone on Reddit says I look extremely cool.

 

[Mad Hunter]

Neil Gaiman was a sucker for the New Romantic movement and post-punk, its only natural he went on to be part of the social justice crowd but i think he is cancelled or meetood now too. Most of those bands just figured out that some women get wet over the aesthetic and exploited it, same as with Yaoi authors and visual kei in Japan or kpop boybands today, the hair metal bands all looked like drags but got drowned in pussy because of it, most of those guys were not pretending to be anything else than very horny straight men. The look and the insane gender ideology can be divorced, its why the activists are so annoying, somebody liking goth fashion should not immediately translate in support for the gender religion and all that comes with it but nowadays its assumed that it does.

The fact that you brought up yaoi is a good point. At the end of the day, it's not a gender thing - it's a fetish. I've read a history of gay manga and realized one of the reasons why yaoi became popular was because women were shunned when making manga especially when things got erotic, so they sometimes pretended to be boys with fake names and presented muh problems and muh kinks through pretty boy male characters fucking each other. It was a kink thing. A fetish. They either project on the top or bottom guy because they want to fuck the other guy knowing they are full well dominant at the end of the day regardless of who they astrally project into because they're the writers.

And guess who's getting rich regardless of whether the people viewing the faggotry in pictures are homophobic, allies, fags, pooners, or gooners? The writers. Even if they don't like it that much anymore, they'll still make it knowing full well people will waste their money on it. Even shonen writers will capitalize on the gayest-looking bromances because fans want it. Check out Naruto and Sasuke.


The hair metal bands, too. They remind me of what's going on now with Sam Smith. So, I only recently decided to look into the controversy he got into where the conspiracy nuts were going TEH MOOSIC INDUSTRY IS SATANIC and the faggots were going AMAZING MUH HERO PULLED THROUGH THE CONSERVATIVE HATERZZZ and I instantly knew he was just capitalizing on the gender wars by going as They/Them. I'm very sure he actually identifies as He/Him outside being on stage and dressing as a funny gay devil man.


Pretty much anyone who has to say I SUPPORT TEH GENDURZZZ most likely doesn't even care about muh hormones muh costume muh LARP as the opposite gender. They just want likes, attention, money. It's like sticking the pride flag on corporation logos to capitalize on the hungry faggots who have been kicked out of mommy and daddy's home for being degenerates and are now looking for a quick bite in your place and bulk shopping your clothes only to (thankfully) take down the flag once June is over. They win. They get the algorithms favor. They get the attention and ego stroke. They get the money.


God, LGBT people claim to be so woke and rebellious but are actually so gullible.

 

[ScooterL]

Pooner names I’ve personally encountered:

Grocery store nearby has an "Adam", which was a new one for me.

She's pooned out during the covid panic. When she stopped wearing a mask, a few mascara-enhanced wisps of hair had appeared on her chin.

Does not pass to this day, though she now sounds like she has laryngitis and looks like her skin misses moisturizer.

 

[Paper Machete]

But now not only are tomboys popular, its the tomboy golden age, you got niggas left and right begging for a tomboy gf, women validating tomboys for breaking the norm or some cosmo bs, and what do tomboys do? they go pooner, the fuck?

Like a lot of things this is just a "meme". IRL most girls that are genuinely GNC are not considered that attractive. IRL the closest that would be is the pretty "girl next door", down to earth but still attractive. You will notice that in a lot of the drawings of tomboy GF she's still has a very conventionally attractive feminine figure and her clothes do not obfuscate this. She may even still be wearing some makeup, just not full insta Barbie face. It's no different from goth GF. It's all animu weeb and porn stereotypes. These people do not exist and are not "likeable" in the same way IRL.

A lot of the girls who poon out aren't even GNC in their interests necessarily. They're the nerdy/geeky girls who likely are autistic.