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she has a boatload of kinks, as seen from her 2007-era Deviantart strawpage here. She calls herself a 'fat piece of shit dog', and is autistic, the perfect attributes (or typical ones) for a communist.
Honestly I don’t wanna be that person but I don’t understand why people post their kinks up in the open like that. Like obviously there’s a kink forums and shit but it’s like imagine arguing with some retard online and they have a list of kinks in their Twitter bio
 
The most male-passing thing in those pictures, is the gross mess in the background of the first pic. Kinda looks like a troon-dungeon.
I have an idiosyncratic filing system and some weird shit in my house, but at least I don't have a (zooms in) uh laundry basket full of balsawood and cardboard scraps in the dining area.
 
I have an idiosyncratic filing system and some weird shit in my house, but at least I don't have a (zooms in) uh laundry basket full of balsawood and cardboard scraps in the dining area.
I can be messy at times, but troons and pooners man… If the state of your house is a statement on your mental health, then the word that comes to mind is: Psychosis.

Did you see the weird pig thing on the wall on the upper right side?!

Anyways, here’s some more lunacy and disordered female thinking from r/ftmfemininity…

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KEK… You might as well give up on that goal, hun! The only thing people may be confused about, is whether your hair loss is caused by shit genetics or illness. Can’t see any mustache, but the hair loss after just six months on T is really something.

“UwU! FEELING CUTE! PLS CONPLIMENT! Just DONT call me cute!”
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FROM CHUBBY SIX TO UNFUCKABLE GOBLIN IN JUST FOUR YEARS!
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Those pics when you can see how the light in their eyes is just GONE always give me the feels.

Two decades ago, this chick would have grown into being a woman, married some local mechanic, had some cute kids and would joke about what an awkward goth phase she had. Today? Lifelong medical patient, with the majority of human contact being commiserating with other gnomes online.


“BOY I CANT WAIT TO CUT OFF MY TITS FOR BIKINI SEASON!!!”
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Crazy chick logic: Cut off your tits so you can FINALLY feel comfortable wearing a bikini top. A clothing item specifically made for accentuating while simultaneously covering your tits. Can’t really think of a better argument against giving women the vote than these broads.


Anyways: Enough misery and gender gnomes. I shall end this post with the least depressing thing on r/ftmfemininity: Cute chicks who are TOTALLY not like other girls.

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Very masc!

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I can’t think of a more dudely trait than wanting to show off your body and having fun with makeup and costumes. Amirite fellow men?
 
KEK… You might as well give up on that goal, hun! The only thing people may be confused about, is whether your hair loss is caused by shit genetics or illness. Can’t see any mustache, but the hair loss after just six months on T is really something.
Idk why but she looks more feminine in her post T photo (the one on the right I assume) than her pre T photo. Maybe I just see bold lipstick as a masculine thing now after seeing it slathered on so many troons.

Also unless she just got the same dye job twice, her hair grows out miserably slow for 6 months to have passed.
 
Idk why but she looks more feminine in her post T photo (the one on the right I assume) than her pre T photo. Maybe I just see bold lipstick as a masculine thing now after seeing it slathered on so many troons.

Also unless she just got the same dye job twice, her hair grows out miserably slow for 6 months to have passed.
The one on the right is definitely her post-T photo; she's had more tattoo work done and her hair is thinning. I think the reason she looks more feminine is that she lost weight and so lost some of the "androgynous blob" look. As for the hair, she seems to fastidiously keep up with her cut and color.

Being very invested in the upkeep of your multicolor dye job and bangs, then striking a prissy, pursed-lips pose like an angry cartoon librarian: just manly things, amirite
 
Wow, it’s amazing how testosterone ages these young women. By at least 20 years (and the hair on their head disappears too). So euphoric!

It’s all just playing dressup. It’s so female it’s painful. I know plenty of women who wouldn’t do or post this shit because it’s a dumb, attention-seeking early teen girl thing to do, yet here are these apparent ‘men’ doing so.

It’s all just the usual teen fashion and ‘omg I have feelings’ discovery shit, only now they’ve wrapped it all up in scientific and medical sounding language (so you know we have to take them seriously) - and it’s taken seriously only because it’s a great cover for the male perverts. “Look, the teenage girls are doing it too, it’s not just us wanting to wank over the women feeling uncomfortable at my presence in the female-only sauna!” And of course the dumb teens go along with it, because it’s sold to them as new and rebellious. Dumbass fucks.
 
I have amassed quite the collection of pooners over the last year or so. I’ll be posting them in batches.

To begin is Yuri, formerly known as @coolhairboi on Instagram, now known as @thetransjesus.
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Obligatory pooner for Palestine.
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This is what she used to look like.
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She recently moved to Finland after the election, and started a GoFundMe asking for $50,000 to relocate her troon spouse (Zac). ETA- she actually ended up in the Netherlands, rather than Finland.
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She isn't exactly manly, but she did successfully transition from a Patrick Nagel portrait to a Jamie Hewlett portrait.
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See, the above look would have suited her really well, as she was one of those women in which her facial structure lent itself to shorter but very feminine hairstyles.

It is amazing how quickly testosterone ages pooners when they go on it, as she is already getting wrinkles and her skin is starting to sag on her face.

The thing is, if you start taking cross-sex hormones, your endocrine system has no idea what to actually do with them as your biology is not set up to even utilize that much testosterone or estrogen properly and it just results in a mixture of the uncanny valley and nightmarish health problems.
 
Do you have any more info on Zac? He looks so much like someone I used to know.
He lives somewhere near Frederick, Maryland. Appears his name is Zac Corrado. I really know nothing about him other than he’s a troon and they got courthouse married after knowing each other for 2 months tops.

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This pooner has gone full circle and become an autogynephile:

Turned on by dressing feminine

I hope this isn't weird to talk about, I'm ftm but I sometimes dress feminine to get turned on. I don't know why i do it because I'm certain I'm a man and I present masculine but it's making me really doubt myself.

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Most of the other pooners agree that crossdressing is a common fetish, but one says that it can be a way of coping with having been sexually assaulted. You've almost figured it all out, ladies...
 
She recently moved to Finland after the election, and started a GoFundMe asking for $50,000 to relocate her troon spouse (Zac). ETA- she actually ended up in the Netherlands, rather than Finland.
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Say cheeeeese!

Every single time. Not even the soyboy face, always the little girl at Disneyland grin.
 
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