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[Thursday]

Exceedingly masculine dooderino needs advice on how to deal with the misgendering meanies!

"doriansgrayportait" somehow tells me more than I can express about this little girl.

 

[Constellationzero]

Massive pooner FTMTF regret and rant. Worth a watch.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ozK0h_Zaqn0

Courtney Coulson Long Short: Letter to the Endocrinologist Who Transitioned Me.

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Edited to add archived video. Seriously recommended viewing.

I'm sorry, but...

What the blue FUCKITY FUCK FUCK did you EXPECT the endocrinologist to do?

Because if he did the needful and exercised pragmatism, MORALS, and ETHICS, you, and your degenerate family would all suddenly have all the spoons to put pants on, wake up at the crack of 8AM, and go down to the courthouse to SOO.

And the endocrinologist would lose his job, license to practice, his reputation, and his dignity--as your ilk so GLEEFULLY love to do when you don't get you troony and pooner toyzz you saw at the Dollar General NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!

So fuck all the way off with your outrage, poonlet. The rest of us are out of sthpooonths.

 

[Fapcop]

Exceedingly masculine dooderino needs advice on how to deal with the misgendering meanies!

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"doriansgrayportait" somehow tells me more than I can express about this little girl.

I like how her little pooner friend literally got heterosexualized by her bf misgendering some sense into her.

Chad move my lil’ 15 year old bro! Chad move!

(Also… Fucking sucks that we lost a cool chick to watch footie and play cod with because of the brainworm.)

I'm sorry, but...

What the blue FUCKITY FUCK FUCK did you EXPECT the endocrinologist to do?

Because if he did the needful and exercised pragmatism, MORALS, and ETHICS, you, and your degenerate family would all suddenly have all the spoons to put pants on, wake up at the crack of 8AM, and go down to the courthouse to SOO.

And the endocrinologist would lose his job, license to practice, his reputation, and his dignity--as your ilk so GLEEFULLY love to do when you don't get you troony and pooner toyzz you saw at the Dollar General NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!

So fuck all the way off with your outrage, poonlet. The rest of us are out of sthpooonths.

While I have some sympathy with the chick, and there’s no doubt somebody should have said: “Now just hold on here!”, what she leaves out is that the “gender questioning community” have created an atmosphere where trained professionals are scared to do anything but hand out prescriptions without asking questions.

An average endocrinologist likely has decades invested in his career. And a student debt they’re likely still paying off in their 40ies.

And what would lol pooner have done if he had denied her? No, not the current somewhat sane woman, but the lil dood who thought he was a man? Reported him? Cried about transphobia?

Her ire is misplaced. Blame the tranny activists who wormed their way into professional organizations. Blame the pooners who yell REPORT HIM! At every suspected act of “transphobia”.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The lil dood reacts, like men usually do, with a long essay about her feelings, complete with a masculine breakdown at the end.

So many words. The only men allowed to write that many meandering words in one place are Robert Jordan and James Joyce.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Exceedingly masculine dooderino needs advice on how to deal with the misgendering meanies!

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"doriansgrayportait" somehow tells me more than I can express about this little girl.

"Even tho I pass as a man".

I already said this in a recent post. God, please give me even half the self-esteem you give pooners and trannies, for I too wish to believe things about myself that are obviously unbelievable and the quintessence of delusion.

Community announcement for the pooners: if somebody being told you are trans shatters their illusion of you being a man, you do not pass.

"Passing" is not "people do not openly resist my pronoun demands". Passing is not "I look in the mirror and I see a cool dude and I use AXE body spray". Passing is not "I have interests that a lot of straight men do".

I do not consider myself the epitome of maleness or manhood. I'm a moderately effeminate homosexual, in fact. If somebody decided to start a rumour that I was a trans man, no-one anywhere in the universe, including blind and deaf infants from an extraterrestrial species, would believe it. Because they can see I am male and the only way to be male is to be born male.

It's Easter Sunday and I don't think Jesus wanted to be resurrected only to be confronted with this shit.

 

[100sandbox]

Exceedingly masculine dooderino needs advice on how to deal with the misgendering meanies!

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"doriansgrayportait" somehow tells me more than I can express about this little girl.

A pooner will explain how they get misgendered constantly but type a measly “but I pass..” at the end.

this girls girlfriend broke up with them because they spell like shit now apparently lol