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What a waste of beautiful female bodybuilders. They could have been total goddesses if they shave their facial hair and grow out their hair. The lost potential is insane
They wouldn't have achieved the same results if it weren't for the testosterone. They would have had to take steroids, which would still give them manly qualities. Natty female body builders look great though, they just aren't as big as that. I follow a few on tiktok.
 
How to be a troon: grow out hair, wear a dress, put on breastplate.
How to be a poon: HRT and surgical procedures
That's not entirely fair, though. One could argue that pooners are just women with piercings and troons are the ones that inject literal cement on their bodies. There's low effort transsexuals all across the board.
My country was way behind on that shit, but now that countries like the UK or Sweden are backpedalling, the useful idiot politicians in mine are only getting started.
If it's any consolation for you both, I seriously doubt the pattern "third world gets ideological handmedowns from the first world" will keep holding much longer, and I'd argue it's already not holding. Internet penetration made it really easy for the population anywhere in the world to see the consequences of these things. And I think even without the knowledge of the consequences, it's much easier for countries to do their own thing.

Do consider that the consequences of doing these surgeries at an industrial scale are already really visible, and they will be seen at the same time the ideology itself, which makes it much easier not to be adopted. The opposition just has to point at the backpedalling itself to make troonery dead on arrival.
 
They wouldn't have achieved the same results if it weren't for the testosterone. They would have had to take steroids, which would still give them manly qualities.
I wasn't complaining about anything but the face and head.
I mean natty female bodybuilders are great but only 1% genetic elites get to be there. Take some roids and your efforts are guaranteed to pay off.
I like the roided look on women. It really speaks to her dedication and commitment to the lifestyle. It's not the same thing as pooning. One is sculpting herself into the most perfection a human can achive and another is making themselves hideous and unappealing to both sex.

That's not entirely fair, though. One could argue that pooners are just women with piercings and troons are the ones that inject literal cement on their bodies. There's low effort transsexuals all across the board.
In most area of the world where HRT and surgery is not readily available pooners would just be women in men's clothing and seen as a butch lesbian or tomboy.

Without the effects of HRT and surgery you can't really identify a TiF as a pooner. Even if dressed in a pooner like fashion it can also be an autistic woman. Men in women's clothing is beyond any shadow of doubt identifiable as a troon.
 
Take some roids and your efforts are guaranteed to pay off.
I disagree with that, because it's a fine line between just getting a little more buff and having all the other side effects of steroids have on women. Steroids aren't good for anyone in the long run, and cycling doesn't prevent the body and voice changes. Once you cross that line there is no going back. We just don't hear about it much, because by the time these men and women turn 40 and start dying off, they're usually forgotten about. It's vain to make changes solely to look marginally better in your 20s and 30s. That should never be encouraged. If you don't mind manly, frog-sounding, buff women for aesthetics or just to get your rocks off, then that's on you, but that doesn't mean it is healthy or morally correct or that people should do it. Neither testosterone nor steroids are not good for women, but strength training and eating enough protein to build muscle is. Honestly steroids are a drug just like T and the people who take it are addicts.

I like the roided look on women. It really speaks to her dedication and commitment to the lifestyle. It's not the same thing as pooning. One is sculpting herself into the most perfection a human can achive and another is making themselves hideous and unappealing to both sex.
Yeah hard disagree there. Natty women are way hotter than roided out women. Maybe you're gay lmao

Honestly roided out women just remind me of pooners. Steroids and T have similar effects on the body imo.

Also it doesn't speak to 'dedication' when they can achieve results in 3 weeks that it takes natty women 3 months. It's cheating, which is why it is usually illegal in sports. There is nothing admirable about that.
 
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In most area of the world where HRT and surgery is not readily available pooners would just be women in men's clothing and seen as a butch lesbian or tomboy.

Without the effects of HRT and surgery you can't really identify a TiF as a pooner. Even if dressed in a pooner like fashion it can also be an autistic woman. Men in women's clothing is beyond any shadow of doubt identifiable as a troon.
That's a fair point, yeah, albeit it plays into externally identifying someone as troon (you can't know what people feel, you bigot!). I think it has to do with it not being as much of a faux pass for women to wear men's clothes (unless under sharia law). So men doing it are more easily clockable, since it's much more transgressive, even if they're low effort. If we pick only people who actively make us clutch our pearls, then yeah, that'd hold.

Going back to the original point, poons are still pretty much a new phenomenon, especially compared with how long transvestism has been around. And given the fact that the tides are turning everywhere I don't see them becoming much more common in the coming years.
 
My country was way behind on that shit, but now that countries like the UK or Sweden are backpedalling, the useful idiot politicians in mine are only getting started. So don't be so sure your country is safe. The sane majority has to be vigilant and attentive, otherwise these things get pushed through before you know it.
Yeah that's exactly how it goes. My small European country is always a good 5 years behind Murrica/the Angloids, so while trans nonsense is winding down over there, we're going through the worst of it now. At least seeing that it is passing in other countries gives me hope, but oh my god is it annoying to go through it all over again, but now in daily life and not just online.
 
Going back to the original point, poons are still pretty much a new phenomenon, especially compared with how long transvestism has been around. And given the fact that the tides are turning everywhere I don't see them becoming much more common in the coming years.
I think I wrote something ITT about pooners being especially godless because they have no predecessor. If you look back into history and myth there's nothing about women transforming into men other than Caeneus as the singular example.

If I have free time I want to look more into this. I'm very sure there's no predecessors to pooners. They only exist after the invention of synthetic male hormones. It is godless and unnatural to ascend beyond your "station". A male becoming female is a descent and much less unnatural which is why it's seen commonly in myth and history. FtMs are the purest example of an abomination in the modern day. Unprecedented phenomenon only sustained by something wholly manmade.
 
I like the roided look on women. It really speaks to her dedication and commitment to the lifestyle. It's not the same thing as pooning. One is sculpting herself into the most perfection a human can achive and another is making themselves hideous and unappealing to both sex.
Mild faggotry detected.
There's nothing womanly about the roided look. Roids are just testosterone, so you're masculinizing. Women do not look like roided out bodybuilders in nature, as can be seen by the natty body builders.

"The Golden Panther" is now homeless, has lost half her hair and has a lot of facial hair going on. It's very much the same thing as pooning. You could argue that poons are even more dedicated to commitment and lifestyle, because they don't try to cancel out the effects of T with makeup and ponytails in scrunchies. The attempts at femininity just make bodybuilders look like buff AGPs.
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So this is a chemical. It doesn't work differently in your body because you have different goals in your head.

This ain't how naturally fit women look. This is no kind of "perfection." It is literal destruction, actually.

A naturally fit woman makes a healthy straight guy want to put a baby in that, followed by actually pushing said baby out her vagina. Then recover quickly and do it again later. THAT is perfection. Not an enlarged clitoris and frog voice, with vanished breasts that require implants to not look like pecs.
 
They only exist after the invention of synthetic male hormones.
What's most interesting about this fact is that steroids and other androgens have been around for almost a century. It's only in the last ~20 years that we saw poonery take hold, so it can't only be related to synthetic T. The only way I could make sense of it is if there had been something that made T/steroids way too cheap on the industrial side of things, but I don't think that happened, and you'd expect to see more male steroid users too. Maybe it does have something to do with this, since sourcing it from the ibternet is easier than ever, but where are the roidheads, then?

So I think that it is mostly related to the acknowledgement of mtfs, which has a logical conclusion of acknowledging ftms, too.
 
What's most interesting about this fact is that steroids and other androgens have been around for almost a century. It's only in the last ~20 years that we saw poonery take hold, so it can't only be related to synthetic T. The only way I could make sense of it is if there had been something that made T/steroids way too cheap on the industrial side of things, but I don't think that happened, and you'd expect to see more male steroid users too. Maybe it does have something to do with this, since sourcing it from the ibternet is easier than ever, but where are the roidheads, then?

So I think that it is mostly related to the acknowledgement of mtfs, which has a logical conclusion of acknowledging ftms, too.
The sharp increase in FtMs is due to the social contagion aspect, as before recently it hardly ever cropped up on its own. Thus the sudden demand for pooner HRT.
 
I'm afraid to say I'm seeing them in conservative rural places now. I see more pooners than troons these days. Troons, it seems, were mostly autistic sex pests and the socially retarded who wanted a hugbox. Pooners are part of a social contagion that can affect otherwise normal women when they sit in the fanfic section too long.

A philosopher once said, "It's all so tiresome." We can only hope trans ideology has peaked and that it'll go away in a few years. I'm not so optimistic.
When I see dumb pooners in rural Arkansas or whatever working at a Jack in the Box, I see it as being on its last leg. Yeah, it's tragic it got that far, but being a fat dumb hick bearded lady is not aspirational or cool. Just like when you see fashion trends at Target, or a meme on your uncle's Facebook, you know it's at the end of the road and the rest of the world is on to the next one.
The troon thing afforded real social power to people, so it won't just go away. And there are a lot of sunk costs in the form of "I ruined my family and health and literally chopped my dick off," so it's going to be a dirty and ugly fight as we continue to suppress this disaster. But the fact is that people are sick of the hysterical scolds calling them a bigot, and as for the normies and the kids, trooning out simply isn't as cool or edgy anymore.
i am afraid nowhere is truly safe from pooner disemination, it spreads through the internet.

Case in point: Venezuelan pooners

This was from a troon protest, their sign reads "legal abortion for trans men now"

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Lmao that girl has drawn zippertits on her binder. Lolol
I'm sure this has been posted before but it's eternally funny:
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This needs to go in the FAFO Hall of Fame. Wonderful
 
I've been observing the plight of our Pooner lawyer over the past few days.
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This led to a pooner and major troon crossover with a Kiwifarms mention.
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It seems like she was attacked by a couple of troons.
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Here is a running archive of her Tweets. https://archive.ph/https://x.com/legaltweetz/status/*
Pooner Lawyer claims she was going to get a meat roll installed in January but.......Trump.
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and YES there would have been major complications.

More on the war with the troon. A man in a dress accuses a woman with pubes on her face of being a misogynist and visa versa.
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Here is the whole troon's thread on the Pooner Lawyers if someone would like to disect the entire thing.
 
The Pooned Off Lawyer, I know you're reading this!

Thank your lucky stars you decided to skip this surgery. I don't think for a minute it was really about Trump. I think something inside of you was screaming not to do it. Possibly your vagina that didn't want to be jack'o'lanterned.

But good choice. Seriously. If you can take a deep breath and dive in, this site is an archive of god awful rot dog surgeries. NONE OF THEM are good, okay?

Women don't want the rot dog, men don't want the rot dog, don't get the rot dog.

If you're a pissed off lawyer, be pissed off with the doctors who tried to soak you out of every dime you had for a Frankendick that would have ruined your life.
 
Pooner Lawyer claims she was going to get a meat roll installed in January but.......Trump.
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and YES there would have been major complications.

More on the war with the troon. A man in a dress accuses a woman with pubes on her face of being a misogynist and visa versa.
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Here is the whole troon's thread on the Pooner Lawyers if someone would like to disect the entire thing.
I'll do it!

The Pooned Off Lawyer is in the "I just don't like extreme anything, okay?" phase. She's going to get TIMs cracking down on her, and she's going to give them constructive criticism. Then they're going to be even shittier and she's going to admit Troons and Poons brought a lot of the hate on themselves. She might stay in the middle ground fallacy permanently like Buck Angel, but I have a feeling she's going to go whole hog. I mean, I think even Buck Angel knows the whole thing is garbage now, but it's too late to do much about it.

It's impossible to debate with terfs and win. If you don't block them, you inevitably end up joining them. That's why Wu blocks everybody. But god bless little Pooned Off Lawyer- she doesn't block anyone because ironically, she's not a pussy.
 
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