The #Ralphaswamp - 26.66ac parcel in the middle of nowhere - Caldwell Parish, Louisiana.

You can tell by the satellite photo that any valuable timber was cut ages ago and replanted with shit pine. Probably that’s how Clyde got spending cash for that pimp pinkie ring. The land is more a burden than an asset, which could work in Ralph’s favor for income tax purposes if he actually paid any. I’d be insulted if my relatives left me that crap.
Meh you can always camp on it or something. Look at me trying to fill that glass halfway!
Does Ralph understand how "half interest" works? It doesn't mean the acreage amount goes up if you get 100
% interest. Goddamn he is a dumbfuck.
It is the most hilarious part of this to me. He does not understand that there is no line down the middle where his half is...it is unreal how fucking stupid he is.
 
Imagine being so proud of owning land that you both don't live on, and don't make money from.

He's at the same level as those dweebs who buy part of the moon. At least they probably know it's pointless at that stage.
He will never be able to afford the cost to actually develop on that land. Never. So it will either get sold to cover a bet on Honduran Hopscotch or when he dies in the near future get passed to one of his future troon children.
 
He will never be able to afford the cost to actually develop on that land. Never. So it will either get sold to cover a bet on Honduran Hopscotch or when he dies in the near future get passed to one of his future troon children.
But then why brag about it? I know, hes a wigger piece of shit but does he honestly think that people are impressed?

Owning a shithole block of land would take 90% of kiwifarm's posters ~5 days to organise. The hardest part is probably convincing your partner to buy it.
 
But then why brag about it? I know, hes a wigger piece of shit but does he honestly think that people are impressed?

Owning a shithole block of land would take 90% of kiwifarm's posters ~5 days to organise. The hardest part is probably convincing your partner to buy it.
Because he's a wigger. I mean legitimately. He's a retarded low IQ wigger. The same man who had to settle for a predatory loan to get a nissan and has to use digibro's ex girlfriend's credit card because he's poor white trash. It's desperation to feel not like a loser, the loser he tries to drink and drug away every day when he wakes up. He's too stupid to see it for what it is.
 
Because he's a wigger. I mean legitimately. He's a retarded low IQ wigger. The same man who had to settle for a predatory loan to get a nissan and has to use digibro's ex girlfriend's credit card because he's poor white trash. It's desperation to feel not like a loser, the loser he tries to drink and drug away every day when he wakes up. He's too stupid to see it for what it is.
Yeah, that's it. That's the whole reason. He's a low IQ wigger, that's why.
Ye thats true, I guess i underestimateded the wigger mindset.
 
tism response here, my dad had 100 acres of mixed timber and he got about 50k, but they had to build a road that could support the trucks, and that was the real goal for him.
One notable feature of this land is the road. Wildlands without road access are nightmares. A huge expense is unnecessary since there's a permanent road there.
 
tism response here, my dad had 100 acres of mixed timber and he got about 50k, but they had to build a road that could support the trucks, and that was the real goal for him.
A thing to consider is the grade. Ralph's is rated as the second to lowest tier. Essentially saying there isn't a lot of viable wood per acre in comparison to other acres. After paying a logging company to do the work and sell it, Ralph will make 10-20k on 26 acres. So somewhere below $500 to $1000 an acre.

Compare that to the median acreage (not including logging worth) of LA land sitting at around $3914 per acre. (See it here)

So lets do the math.

26 acres at median price with no logging: $104k
vs.
Ralph's 26 acres logged plus assed land value = > $25k

Fucking lol. Ralph inherited the equivalent of PawPaws ring in land.
 
I'm sure Ralph will think it's an own to make 20-25k, but the reality is these are the fading remnants of his family's legacy. Once the tacky ring and Shrek's swamp are pawned off, that's it, America will be as if the Ralphs had never set their horrible pig trotters upon it. And honestly, it'll be better off.
Well, his branch of the family.
 
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