The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[NoBueno]

Probably a clone. They couldn't trust her programming anymore. Yachting is part of the same circles and cults anyway.

I'm not sure how far along they are with the cloning. Creating an exact duplicate with the same skills and memories? Sounds tough. Though it seems the low end modelling circuit is a slave market.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

I'm not sure how far along they are with the cloning. Creating an exact duplicate with the same skills and memories? Sounds tough. Though it seems the low end modelling circuit is a slave market.
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it's probably biomechanical
uses a computer instead of a brain, with some fancy AI controlling it's actions
engineered in a lab, its entire nervous system is not made of neurons, but of tiny wires (with artifically grown nerve endings on the connection points to the biological parts), which are all connected to a computer that is placed inside the skull, battery is either remotely charged, or there is a cable port hidden underneath the hair and plugged shut most of the time (it only recharges in private, for obvious reasons)

cloning is too unreliable, and controlling clones is difficult, not to mention the terrible shelf life of a clone
meanwhile we already have the technology to grow organs from stem cells on tiny scaffolds (so the cells will grow into an organ instead of a blob of flesh), so why not grow basically an entire body, and have it grow around the electronics and interace w/ the wires

when they are no longer needed, u can do some extensive cosmetic surgery on the specimen, reprogram it and re-use the organs and muscle and other internal parts

they probably only have a few hundreds of these and they are designed to be easily reshaped by a skilled surgeon

at least that's how i'd do it

 

[NoBueno]

Another one I wondered about, is the Mandela effect actually them changing the timeline? But for what purpose?

 

[Meriasek]

I gotta start making Tiktoks like that.
*random zooms on 240p stills*
*scratch chin and waggle finger in sudden revelation*
*google random shit and cut it together like there's any connection*
PROFIT

 

[NoBueno]

I gotta start making Tiktoks like that.
*random zooms on 240p stills*
*scratch chin and waggle finger in sudden revelation*
*google random shit and cut it together like there's any connection*
PROFIT

These short form videos probably assume you already have some knowledge of the Babylonian cults and their methods. Like did you know Trump had a Kabbalah teacher?

I don't agree with every connection this guy makes in the video. But it gives you a decent overview.

 

[Fek]

How do you feel about other old mystery schools/traditions? I've noticed you seem a bit fixated on Masonic symbology. Have you spent much time on something like Hermeticism, for example?

Also, may I ask if you're currently in the "drive yourself into near-psychosis" portion of your own personal awakening journey? One tends to be prone towards overdosing on the horrific and outrageous, and can get a bit lost in a negative feedback loop. You may or may not be able to discern that for yourself. Regardless, I'd suggest not lingering too too long in that state. It's not healthy, fren.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Analog radio from a rover sends perfect TV from the moon? Why do we have the towers here? Why isn't there any blast marks, wheres the disturbance of moon dust? I knew when I was talking to you, your were just an AI.
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Don't tell him that HF signals use the ionosphere to propagate their waves and thus, cannot penetrate the ionosphere to reach the moon. How any radio signal reaches space is beyond me.
VHF and UHF are line-of-sight ranges and need towers to send on the information.

And Miley Cyrus is dead. She was murdered after particularly rough sex with a Disney (iirc) exec when she was 15 and was going to spill the beans. Modern Miley is a humiliation ritual and grave-dance to a once-innocent little girl.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Don't tell him that HF signals use the ionosphere to propagate their waves and thus, cannot penetrate the ionosphere to reach the moon. How any radio signal reaches space is beyond me.

It's all in the angles, same as light refracting and reflecting in a sheet of glass. If you point a light beam at 90 degrees to a sheet of glass, it will mostly get through; a little bit of it will refract and spread. If you point the same light at about 45 degrees into a sheet of glass, between half and two thirds of it will reflect internally and bounce along the sheet, making a pretty glow. Power also makes a difference, and the size of the receiving antenna.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

It's all in the angles, same as light refracting and reflecting in a sheet of glass. If you point a light beam at 90 degrees to a sheet of glass, it will mostly get through; a little bit of it will refract and spread. If you point the same light at about 45 degrees into a sheet of glass, between half and two thirds of it will reflect internally and bounce along the sheet, making a pretty glow. Power also makes a difference, and the size of the receiving antenna.

We disagree on the moon landing theory, so I'm happy to agree to disagree again. The loss of signal attenuation when passing through Earth's ionosphere from the moon to Australia (I googled who received the TV transmission) would be such a crap-shoot as to be improbable, like the rest of the mission.

Either they got super, super, super lucky, which I admit happens, or they got there like the Russians did and died up there, like the Russians did.

 

[NoBueno]

How do you feel about other old mystery schools/traditions? I've noticed you seem a bit fixated on Masonic symbology. Have you spent much time on something like Hermeticism, for example?

I focus on Masonic because watching pop culture, it seems to be the most popular symbology. I've noticed theres a lot of crossover.
Seal of Solomon, Star of Remphan

Also, may I ask if you're currently in the "drive yourself into near-psychosis"

That was probably back during Pizzagate where I was trying to make sense of the Podesta photos, emails, artwork


Now I wonder if they worship Osiris or the death of Osiris

 

[Meriasek]

We disagree on the moon landing theory, so I'm happy to agree to disagree again. The loss of signal attenuation when passing through Earth's ionosphere from the moon to Australia (I googled who received the TV transmission) would be such a crap-shoot as to be improbable, like the rest of the mission.

The reflection is heavily dependent on frequency. The ionosphere does attenuate or redlect short wave up to 30 MHz, but the Apollo missions used S band radio around 2 GHz, quite a bit above the plasma frequency, which is a few MHz for the ionosphere, and thus pretty transparent.
It's the reason why can pick up short wave radio stations from another continent, and why it doesn't work with UHF or above, and why satellite communication to ground all works with higher frequencies.
Yes, HF wouldn't have worked. But they didn't use HF, so there's that.
They used line of sight and high gain parabolic antennas for communication.

/edit: This is, btw., also the reason why Sputnik 1 sent its radio ping at 20 MHz and 40 MHz and not at lower frequencies, because the critical frequency below which there would be too much attenuation was estimated to be around 15 MHz depending on conditions. 20 MHz was still possible to be received by amateur radio equipment (and in particular a specific soviet direction finder system), and the signal was received by thousands of amateur radios up 10000 km away. That was a small radio transmitter with simple antennas. Apollo used much higher frequencies, high gain antennas, and higher transmitter powers to get enough bandwidth from 300000 km away.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

Any autists want to help me break the code in Gavitt King Solomon Ritual code? Written in 1910, published for everyone in 1984. It's a coded mason work about rituals in the "lone star" region. Most of the words are without vowels. apparently asterisks mean secrets.
here's the first page for interest.
@ = at
the H with the extra line on the left = the
the big circle = city
% = of
-- might mean "a" it might not.

I'm guessing that first two symbols (the semicircle with the 3 pointed shape, the first pointing down, the second pointing up) means "Initiate Mason" and this is a script to be read. Line 5 might read, "Initiate Mason - Are All Persons Masons." Line 6 might read, "Another level of Mason - All Persons Are Masons, Initiate"
Mr is short for the "worshipful master"
the semicircle, three line, pointing right might be some kind of greeting.
The 4 dots might mean a meeting.
F (semicircle, 3-lines, pointing up) y might mean free masonry.
Br might be Brother
Line 9 might read "You will attend to that (du) because the (T) to be informed that (infmd tt) I am about to open (--) meeting on the fraternal secret (small circle)... in free masonry at..."




Found here

 

[NoBueno]

The reflection is heavily dependent on frequency. The ionosphere does attenuate or redlect short wave up to 30 MHz, but the Apollo missions used S band radio around 2 GHz, quite a bit above the plasma frequency, which is a few MHz for the ionosphere, and thus pretty transparent.
It's the reason why can pick up short wave radio stations from another continent, and why it doesn't work with UHF or above, and why satellite communication to ground all works with higher frequencies.
Yes, HF wouldn't have worked. But they didn't use HF, so there's that.
They used line of sight and high gain parabolic antennas for communication.

/edit: This is, btw., also the reason why Sputnik 1 sent its radio ping at 20 MHz and 40 MHz and not at lower frequencies, because the critical frequency below which there would be too much attenuation was estimated to be around 15 MHz depending on conditions. 20 MHz was still possible to be received by amateur radio equipment (and in particular a specific soviet direction finder system), and the signal was received by thousands of amateur radios up 10000 km away. That was a small radio transmitter with simple antennas. Apollo used much higher frequencies, high gain antennas, and higher transmitter powers to get enough bandwidth from 300000 km away.

I don't think anyone disagrees about low earth orbit. But at soon as you hit the van allen belt (Or firmament depending on what school of though you come from) it's over. In other things people pointed out, it's the moon photographs.

 

[Meriasek]

I don't think anyone disagrees about low earth orbit. But at soon as you hit the van allen belt (Or firmament depending on what school of though you come from) it's over. In other things people pointed out, it's the moon photographs.
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Where does the Van Allen belt(s) come in? They are a completely different thing. We're talking about the ionosphere here, an area of charged particles within the atmosphere caused by solar radiation ionizing the atmosphere up to a height of about 300 km. The Van Allen belt is a region where solar wind (particles emitted by the sun)is captured by Earth's magnetic field, at around 3000-6000 km height.
The moon photographs are all relatively easy to explain. The shadows being not parallel is easily explained by uneven terrain, you can easily see it on pictures on Earth as well.
The lit astronaut is simply stray light from the ground and the exposure and aperture set for the astronaut. Same reason why there are never any stars in the lunar pictures, exposure is too short. This also explains those "hot spots". Pretty simple photography stuff.

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I'm actually fascinated by how selective your scepticism is. You reject any and all information out of principle, unless it's a hacked together short form video. Then it's all beyond any doubt. Of course, all those short form videos have their own issues, but to see those would require just some general basic knowledge of geometry, photography, or just some basic logic. But since you reject those completely, you can't actually think critically about those videos in the way they claim to think critically about the issues at hand. I can excuse not knowing the difference between the Van Allen belt and the ionosphere, or thus thinking it's some kind of gotcha, or not knowing enough about analog photography and basic geometry, but I am pretty dismayed that for someone who thinks so little of education and apparently prides himself in his critical thinking skills you seem to put absolutely no effort in actually thinking critically.

 

[NoBueno]

The moon photographs are all relatively easy to explain. The shadows being not parallel is easily explained by uneven terrain, you can easily see it on pictures on Earth as well.

If I wanted to talk to a Jewish owned AI I'd just talk to Grok

 

[Meriasek]

If I wanted to talk to a Jewish owned AI I'd just talk to Grok
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I mean, you can test it yourself. I think Mythbusters did it with a model. It's simple geometry. Just because an AI also put it together doesn't mean it's wrong. Again, you are allowed to think for yourself beyond blindly accepting what a random video tells you. It's good to distrust AI since they're heavily dependent on training data and will often spout bullshit, but that excerpt is entirely correct. If you wanna reject that just because it's AI and Jewish owned, be my guest. I gave you a simple explanation and you can believe it or not.

/edit:
I forgot, the thing with the crosshairs appearing behind some objects is simple overexposure, they're not behind objects, they're just washed out.
That letter "c" on one of the rocks that was later "brushed out" is also very easily explained. It's a hair that snuck in during a scan. A later, better scan of the original picture didn't have it.
That "crease from being papermache" is also clearly a shadow.

 

[NoBueno]

I didn't realize the masonic stuff went back to the 1970's

 

[Fuck Bankers]

(T)

probably stands for the Tyler the person stationed outside the door.

my translation of the first 7 lines
"Initiate Mason - greetings Worshipful Master, You will organize a meeting.
Worshipful Master - (...) initiate, a meeting is due organized.
Initiate - greetings other mason
mason - (rise) initiate mason
initiate - Are all persons Masons
Mason - All Persons are Masons, initiate
initiate - brother mason, what doth precede the opening of a meeting"


line 11 might read, "another Mason - (takes rod, steps out facing other mason) Brother Other mason"
@NoBueno
Probably goes back to the Peasants' Revolt. You can learn more by reading Born in Blood.

 

[NoBueno]

I wonder if all the females are required to do a chair dance.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

I wonder if all the females are required to do a chair dance.
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source on the first video?