The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Rekkington]

YES, George Floyd had meth and fentanyl in his system, and yes he did them all the time in the past. Does it matter that they were taken at the same time? It doesn't matter. Did George Floyd go into a coma? Yes. Did he go into a coma from these drugs that he abused all the time in the past? It doesn't matter. Did the tumor he had causes headaches and affects his brain have anything to do with his brain? It doesn't matter.

 

[Plunkie]

"Hey guys! You remember Dr Tobin, right? From Ireland?! He agrees with us! You don't wanna disagree with Dr Tobin, do you? Don't forget what Dr Tobin said, Dr Tobin said that he was getting strangled. We think Dr Tobin was right!"

how reddit worships Tobin is beyond me. Dumbass nigger used STATICS to try and prove Chauvin did it. As in, the same freebody diagrams used for building structures. Probably looked great to the clueless eye but fuck that is hilariously wrong for organic bodies and so out of his area of "expertise"

 

[WrenchWring]

Excited delirium doesn't exist because superheros aren't real.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"There's no superhuman strength! There's no superhumans! That's absurd!"

 

[Loosey Goosey]

He sounds like he's on the stand trying to convince the public that X-Men don't exist.

"There's no such thing as superhumans. That's just a myth! Only in comic books! Preposterous!"

 

[Top Skink]

this tobin wank is funny
I don't know if it's at all effective, but it's funny



no, changed my mind, it's just gay

 

[Salubrious]

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UH OH

I'm an idiot. What am I supposed to be looking at with these arrows?

The prosecution are banking on the stupidity of the jury, that's it.

The prosecution is baking on the jury knowing that Antifa will firebomb their houses if Chauvin is found innocent.

 

[Meat Target]

how reddit worships Tobin is beyond me.

Ph.D's confer infallibility in Reddit's collective mind.

 

[WrenchWring]

HE LITERALLY JUST SAID FLOYD'S OXYGEN SATURATION PERCENTAGE WAS THE SAME AS PEOPLE WALKING AROUND BREATHING
HOLY SHIT

 

[MoeChotto]

Cant wait to see Nelson say "Even the prosecution claimed just now that his oxygen level was normal, he couldnt have positionally asphyxiated!" In bis closing.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

The absolute madlads did it, they fucking used the 'le airtubes' diagram unironically, my sides.

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I can't be the only one thinking it:

 

[Rekkington]

This seems like a really bad strategy to me, to list all the things - from drugs to tumors to previous health issues, and him needing to be detained cause he was thrashing around - that no one thing could have killed him, hoping people don't connect the dots that all these things happening at the same time may be significant.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

YES, George Floyd had meth and fentanyl in his system, and yes he did them all the time in the past. Does it matter that they were taken at the same time? It doesn't matter. Did George Floyd go into a coma? Yes. Did he go into a coma from these drugs that he abused all the time in the past? It doesn't matter.

now listen-
"The White Cop" has to pay!

When I say he was a monster
When I set fire to his name
It does not matter where you hear it from
Whether truth or lies
It gets said all the same

Whatever's on the table plays!

 

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[Meat Target]

When is it Nelson's turn? I can't stand the sound of this arrogant little snot's voice.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nelson : "Even the Prosecution says that George Floyd's Blood Oxygen levels were Normal, this man could have Feeded and Seeded if he weren't Sneed as a Kite."

 

[aussiejinjo]

the only dots the prosecution is hoping the jurors connect is the blood dots left from the dripping decapitated pig heads that'll be waiting on their door steps if they convict chauvin

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I'm an idiot. What am I supposed to be looking at with these arrows?

I believe this is the first time since the prosecution began their closing statement that Nelson is taking notes. Prosecution must have said something that nelson can use against them on defense's closing

 

[Aunt Marge]

He's literally trying to argue "Our smarty smart guys are better than their smelly, dumb smart guys".

I hope the Jury know that they're insulting their intelligence.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

George Floyd didn’t consent to being arrested and detained. Yup sounds like Chauvin killed him.