The would you rather thread

[Turquoise]

Would I have gear to breathe in space? Give me space.


Would you rather sleep with a Golden Girl or whichever Golden Age of Hollywood actress? They have to be at old age, not at their younger prime.

a hollywood granny. at least then i have my choice of an array of grannies.

would you rather be a billionaire with a tiny egg shaped penis or you with your penis.

 

[Napoleon III]

Born in North Korea, or India? (circumstances are purely random)

North Korea unironically. Neither is really great but I feel like North Korea has some kind of future and India is and will forever be India.

Jeet. Presuming you're talking about either gender, there are, from time to time, gorgeous Jeet gals. Plus, either gender that are half Caucasian tend to be quite easy on the eye, too.

I'd pick Jeet over the dog too. Bestiality is too far and degenerate etc.

would you rather be a billionaire with a tiny egg shaped penis or you with your penis.

Billionaire with tiny egg shaped penis. A weird dick is something that would suck but massive unbelievable wealth would make so many things possible and I feel you could work around the weird tiny penis.


Would you rather live as the Amish do(with no access to modern technology) or live in the most violent city in the world(you can't get out of this by buying a gun and armoring up your house you have to accept that you are in constant danger always)?

 

[Turquoise]

nironically. Neither is really great but I feel like North Korea has some kind of future and India is and will forever be India.

I'd pick Jeet over the dog too. Bestiality is too far and degenerate etc.

Billionaire with tiny egg shaped penis. A weird dick is something that would suck but massive unbelievable wealth would make so many things possible and I feel you could work around the weird tiny penis.


Would you rather live as the Amish do(with no access to modern technology) or live in the most violent city in the world(you can't get out of this by buying a gun and armoring up your house you have to accept that you are in constant danger always)?

amish, all day everyday. how is that even a,question? just take the ted pill

would you rather be permanently flatulent (to the most upsetting degree) or have jordan Petersons voice?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather sleep with a Golden Girl or whichever Golden Age of Hollywood actress? They have to be at old age, not at their younger prime.

The latter- bigger menu, and none of the golden girls were remotely attractive, even in their prime. Lana Turner, Mae West, and Audrey Hepburn would all still be pretty decent catches, even in their dotage.

would you rather be permanently flatulent (to the most upsetting degree) or have jordan Petersons voice?

JP’s voice. In my line of work, the former cannot be abided.

Speaking of voices, would you rather talk like a giga-retarded Elvis Presley, or a massively sarcastic JFK?

 

[The Last Stand]

Speaking of voices, would you rather talk like a giga-retarded Elvis Presley, or a massively sarcastic JFK?

Massively sarcastic JFK. You should hear him in Black Ops' Zombies.

Would you rather live in a world without deodorant or without toothpaste?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather live in a world without deodorant or without toothpaste?

I’d rather live without deodorant.

Would you rather react like a hysterical young girl (as if she’s seeing the Beatles for the first time in the 60s) whenever you’re introduced to anyone new, or speak in the same pitch and intensity as Janis Joplin whenever communicating with anyone under 40?

 

[The Last Stand]

speak in the same pitch and intensity as Janis Joplin whenever communicating with anyone under 40?

Janis Joplin. I don’t want to be shrieking like a girl every time I encounter somebody.

Would you rather have to deep clean a bathroom or deep clean a car garage?

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

Car Garage. Never done it but I assume it would go like: Remove everything and throw out or donate most of the contents, use broom to knock down any cobwebs, sweep and vaccum floors and shelves, wipe down shelves, put everything back, WD40 the door hinges and lock up. Order Pizza.

Would you rather eat a Pizza with corn (For some reason, Germans like putting corn on pizza) or pineapple?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather eat a Pizza with corn (For some reason, Germans like putting corn on pizza) or pineapple?

Corn, but I’d prepare it like elote before removing the kernels off the cob in long strips and putting them on top. I could see other possibilities with that one. Just as long as it’s fresh corn…fuck canned.

The only way to make the pineapple option palatable is to roast it first, before accompanying it with prosciutto, mozz, and arugula on a Neapolitan crust- still not my thing.

Would you rather fuck an over-55 troon in the amhole, or the old lady in the tub from The Shining (1980)?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather eat a Pizza with corn (For some reason, Germans like putting corn on pizza) or pineapple?

Pizza with corn. I had pizza with pineapple. It was a nasty combination. And I love corn.

Would you rather live somewhere near busy traffic but rent is half of what you're currently paying or live near a cemetery with an ominous view where you get a rebate of 25% a month?

 

[Ventrue]

Live near a cemetery. It's always peaceful.

Would you rather be wealthy and blind or poor with sight?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather live somewhere near busy traffic but rent is half of what you're currently paying or live near a cemetery with an ominous view where you get a rebate of 25% a month?

Busy traffic. I’ve lived in bugman hives, as well as near highways. In the case of the latter, walls were set up to reduce ambient noise. Never bothered me. I once had a friend who had two different cemeteries flanking both sides of the property that he was renting. It always struck me as creepy, and as much as I enjoy dark humor and the like, it never sat well with me to the point that I’d want to live it. The quietness is a plus, though…

Would you rather be wealthy and blind or poor with sight?

Poor with sight. Fuck blindness.

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Upon discovering your deceased grandmother’s diary, would you rather find it to contain an extensive inventory of extremely deviant fetishes and sexual acts performed on/by her? Or details/confessions of how she killed multiple people?

 

[The Connected Nose]

Upon discovering your deceased grandmother’s diary, would you rather find it to contain an extensive inventory of extremely deviant fetishes and sexual acts performed on/by her? Or details/confessions of how she killed multiple people?

I'd rather find out granny was a mass murdering psycho than a degenerate.

WYR date Android Raptor (roaches and all), or be forced to listen to Safir sperg about moids and the evils of capitalism 24/7 (no matter what the actual conversation is supposed to be about)?

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

Would you rather be black and religiously & culturally jewish, or genetically jewish and have a track record of mugging people

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather be black and religiously & culturally jewish, or genetically jewish and have a track record of mugging people

Black/religiously/culturally Jewish (like Sammy Davis), because I’ve seen them. I’d just move to Miami Beach or Boca Raton, and wear tailored suits with white shoes, in addition to my tzitzit. I’d be one sharp looking negro!

The other option is looking like Al Goldstein, having a criminal record, and an increased risk of colon cancer.

Here’s a joke: what’s the difference between a contemporary Irish dancer and a black Israelite? One of them’s a new jigger, the other’s a Jew nigger.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Would you rather die the same death as Henry the First, or go out like Edward the Second?

Would you rather assist an irritant boomer or an ESL person with technology?

ESL. No question. I'd rather put up with a nerdy foreign techie than constant pissing-and-moaning.

 

[The Last Stand]

Upon discovering your deceased grandmother’s diary, would you rather find it to contain an extensive inventory of extremely deviant fetishes and sexual acts performed on/by her? Or details/confessions of how she killed multiple people?

That she killed a bunch of people. I don't want to know about my family's sexual adventures.

Would you rather die the same death as Henry the First, or go out like Edward the Second?

Henry the First. He died doing what he loved: eating eels.

Would you rather live in the poorest Asian country as a rich man or live in India as a small-time business owner?

 

[Pig Cups]

Would you rather live in the poorest Asian country as a rich man or live in India as a small-time business owner?

Afghanistan is currently ranked as the poorest. I’ll take being a rich man there. Get myself a nice funded-by-the-drug-trade poppy palace, maybe a few sex slaves, and count my afghanis




You honestly think that I’d choose The Land Of The Poop over that? “Small-time business owner”…so, basically impoverished, and in Poopistan. Yeah, no fucking thanks. DO. NOT. REDEEM.


Would you rather have Monopoly house and hotel boogers, or defecate Rubik’s Snakes?

 

[The Last Stand]

Would you rather have Monopoly house and hotel boogers, or defecate Rubik’s Snakes?

Hotel boogers. I can clean that up with a scraper and some disinfectant.

Would you rather assist an irritant boomer or an ESL person with technology?

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Would you rather be shagged by Ava Gardner approaching her 50s, or mid to late teens Tallulah Bankhead - post-John Barrymore encounter?