Alcohol in cooked food is harmless. You could give it to children
Not the case for a lot of cakes. They are often quite dry when baked, and you 'moisten' them by wrapping them in liquor-soaked cloth that you freshen up in rotation, sometimes for months. Fruitcake is traditionally made this way. It's post-cooking so the alcohol never burns off, it is quite boozy, and should never be given to children. Traditional British puddings are also made this way and it's why they light on fire when served.
Alcohol tastes bad, burns your stomach and throat, and makes you feel like crap the next day.
I basically don't get hangovers because I don't buy rotgut/cheap slop.
I've seen articles about how it's the alcohol itself that always causes the hangovers but it's bullshit imo. Almost every time I've gotten a hangover it's because I was drinking some kind of cheap corporate product laden with pesticides or processed in some bizarre way at an event. Eat food with alcohol, drink lots of water, and don't drink bathtub gin/box wine and hangovers aren't an issue.
A better question is why so many older people still consume the thing that damages their brains and leads to organ failure.
A dumb question. You know what damages your brain and leads to organ failure? Life. That shit is constantly breaking down. Alcohol, like any chemical introduced to the body, changes the way it breaks down. If consumed in moderation, alcohol causes vasodilation and reduces blood pressure. This increases the 'life' of the vasculature in and between those organs, and
that is the element of these system that is most likely to catastrophically fail. In the brain, that's stroke. The other big one is the heart. Getting absolutely wasted reverses those benefits and even causes the opposite effect.
Also 'the thing'? I'd rather take alcohol than SSRIs, Benzos, or vaping. Hell I'd rather smoke Pall Malls than vape. Another aspect of the earlier noted tendency of Zoomers to pick memes out of the social media ether and absorb them as incontrovertible facts is their tendency to think that if something is unknown than it is automatically good. We don't know
what half of these psychiatric drugs even do long term. We have no idea what vaping does, most of the chemistry involved varies and hasn't been studied. From a health perspective, more danger lurks in something new and unknown than something that people have been imbibing since antiquity. Venetian ceruse was viewed as a harmless cosmetic until the pitting and scars began to show.