Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

[Grub]

Stickers don't matter do not get triggered by them. If you do things will get even worse for you very quickly.

Why would you lie to the poor newfrens like that? Don't listen to this faggot. Stickers are the most important part of kf. If someone negrates you and you don't make a thread sperging out about it everyone will know what a loser you are.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

Hi new flesh. I was new like you once. Don’t worry more will make fun of you but who cares just ignore it and don’t take the bait. Also don’t forget you DO have to post feet pics or your account will be banned in one week. Thank you.

I'm one of the retards who lost access to my old account, are my feet still welcome here?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

It was sunny a moment ago.

Put down the fork, newfags.

 

[NoReturn]

Get 'em, gorls!

 

[Waifuwars]

SNNNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF
Ah yes, nothing like the smell of newfags in the air. Leave your feet pics by the door thanks.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Heres a tip. Tell people that you are a "Long time lurker or first time poster".
That'll surely make you not regret saying it.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

The fastest way to fit in is to necro random old threads, it's kind of a KF tradition. Give it a try and be prepared to make lots of new friends!

 

[BrightLight77]

bullying the new fags is a bad practice

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

The fastest way to fit in is to necro random old threads, it's kind of a KF tradition. Give it a try and be prepared to make lots of new friends!

Personally I prefer divulging a bunch of sensitive personal information and trying to form a personal army, but that's just me.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Look assholes I am seeing a distinct lack of feet pics. All of us had to do it so show em or get the FUCK OUT.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

If I frequented this site way long before the registrations are open again, does that technically makes me a newfag?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

No way. I'm wicked cool and I make the sickest posts. Just you wait.

You stink.

Just wait until you see the 2023 users.

You suck.

Thank you all for the warm welcome. Where can I put my pronouns in here so everyone knows ?

Go away.

Wow, This Is Literally Me

Go back reddit.

garbagio newfags , couldnt be me.

You are trash.

garn then toughen us up

in all seriousness great thread

You are poop.

Finally. I had this awesome Brianna Wu youtube I was champing at the bit to post. But I'm a moron who forgot my email password and couldn't use my old account. This is my 3rd or 4th account because I'm too stupid to remember passwords.

Also, lowtax still dead lol

You are dumb.

But what if they're into that?

You penis.

Just a disposable email cuck

I fart on you.

I live in a state where anyone can get medical marijuana if they get "cyberbullied" enough.

In an unrelated note, I sure hope nobody calls me a faggot and tells me to kill myself.

Kill yourself, faggot.

I pee on you.

Dang dude it's only Monday, not ready for that.

Eat penguin shit you pootoucher.

I'm one of the retards who lost access to my old account, are my feet still welcome here?

You retard.

bullying the new fags is a bad practice

Cry louder newfag

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Remember to share as much about your life and political leanings as possible, so everyone knows about you. You'll meet like-minded friends here then.

Also it's always good to reuse a name you used somewhere else, so if you have any old friends here they can spot you and say hello!

 

[DavidS877]

Bitch I registered to Prodigy internet in 1994 I am grandfathered in to all websites in perpetuity.

It's people like you who caused September to never end.

 

[.T.N.U.C]

Ffffffffucking expiring emails
nnnigggger

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

bullying the new fags is a bad practice

They gonna learn one way or another when entering a place filled with autist.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I'm one of the retards who lost access to my old account, are my feet still welcome here?

All are welcome.

 

[scallion]

Have fun and go hang out at A&H and Q&A

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Best way to garner positive reaction score is clip the person's stream. People love clips more then anything.

 

[Wormy]

Have fun and go hang out at A&H and Q&A

If you hate yourself, anyway.