TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[RockVolnutt]

 

[The Colonel]

Not slander if it's true.

 

[friedshrimp]

"un-american"? But i thought liberals like Tony hated America and wanted their country to mimic other countries' practices? What is he even talking about? He can't be referring to violent practices in South America or Africa/the Middle East cuz that's REIZIST, so what country is he referring to? Europe, being the liberals' wet dream?

 

[The Dude]

"un-american"? But i thought liberals like Tony hated America and wanted their country to mimic other countries' practices? What is he even talking about? He can't be referring to violent practices in South America or Africa/the Middle East cuz that's REIZIST, so what country is he referring to? Europe, being the liberals' wet dream?

Leftists will happily claim something is "un-American" if it meshes with their agendas and rhetoric. Otherwise, yes, they do want to bring down America and lay waste to its ideals and values because they see them as backward, racist, intolerant, and unfair. The thing is, the far-Left SJW mongoloids like Tony honestly believe everyone feels the same way they do, despite at least half of the country disagreeing with them. That's one of those pesky fact-thingies that SJWs hate because it makes them feel bad.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

"LITERALLY SHAKING WITH RAGE"

Wow, fuck you, Tony:

 

[His Dewliness]

At least Tony does a little better than MovieBob in realising (at least implicitly) that all cultures and people can be racist so good on him for that I suppose - he's still a piece of shit for mentioning his ex like that though.

 

[The Dude]

Like Tony has room to call other people lazy. And he's still going with the "I divorced HER!" lie, even though it's been brought to light that Marissa left Tony because he's a spoiled, abusive, selfish, lazy manchild who doesn't bathe.

And, yeah, there will always be racist people. But saying things like "all/only white people are racist" and "we really need to get rid of white people" or ignoring certain truths like black people cause more crime than white people, and poverty is NOT the main contributing factor in those statistics isn't going to end racism. It's excusing the actions of terrible people simply because of their skin color and shifting the blame to other people because of their skin color. If you don't believe me you can do an internet search for crime rates in black/white homogenous communities based on income. The wealthiest black community (somewhere in California) still has higher crime rates across the board compared to the poorest white community (somewhere in Appalachia), so poverty really isn't a primary motivator for crime.

But people like Tony will say I'm racist and still try to claim it's all because of economics and privilege.

But the other guy is right; racism has become rarer over the past several decades. Genuinely racist people are a rarity. It's just that Tony and other SJWs label ALL white people as racists simply for existing. That's absolute bullshit.

And again I have to bring up that if Tony and others like him are so confident that they're the majority and "on the right side of history", then why are they trying so damn hard to FORCE everyone to conform to their political agendas and world view? If they are indeed correct and their politics sound, if they genuinely believe they're in the right, then wouldn't they have confidence in everyone coming over to their side and mocking the "Nazis" for being foolish nutjobs? If you're confident that your message is right, then you wouldn't feel the need to riot, assault, and shame people into following you.

tl;dr: If someone is a shitty person and a criminal you should be able to call them a shitty person and a criminal, regardless of their skin color.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"LITERALLY SHAKING WITH RAGE"

Wow, fuck you, Tony:

"You wanted to bathe? You are a TERRIBLE fucking person!"

Now I'm curious what Marissa saw in Tony, and if he was always this big of a prick.

 

[The Dude]

"You wanted to bathe? You are a TERRIBLE fucking person!"

Now I'm curious what Marissa saw in Tony, and if he was always this big of a prick.

Maybe it's was because Tony HAS a big prick and is awesome in the sack? Yeah, no. I'm sure that wasn't it. Tony probably makes love like he makes reviews; slow, sloppy, and obnoxious as Hell.

I'm guessing poor Marissa was young, had low self-esteem, and Tony was one of the first guys to show romantic interest in her. No offense to Marissa, she's been REALLY awesome to us and it sounds like after she told Tony to go fuck himself she was able to find herself and have a happy life, but that's really the only thing I can think of as to why she'd settle for a cuntwaffle like Tony.

And if you're reading this Marissa; keep on having a good life. Be happy. You deserve it, and living well is the best revenge. You've got a lot going for you, two boyfriends, regular friends, a career...basically you have a life. Tony is a sad, jobless, pathetic, bitter manchild who has no one and would be royally fucked if it weren't for him being able to live off his mommy and daddy's hard-earned money.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've mused before that Tony might be the dumbest lolcow who isn't actually exceptional, and that tweetstorm about racism doesn't exactly make me think I was wrong. Who on earth says they're "literally shaking with rage" unironically? That's begging for merciless mockery.

 

[The Dude]

I've mused before that Tony might be the dumbest lolcow who isn't actually exceptional, and that tweetstorm about racism doesn't exactly make me think I was wrong. Who on earth says they're "literally shaking with rage" unironically? That's begging for merciless mockery.

Well, he is on the Autism Spectrum. He admitted to being a diagnosed Aspie, so...

 

[Mola Ram]

Well, he is on the Autism Spectrum. He admitted to being a diagnosed Aspie, so...

If'n ye be on the spectrum, get ye off Twitter.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

"You wanted to bathe? You are a TERRIBLE fucking person!"

Now I'm curious what Marissa saw in Tony, and if he was always this big of a prick.

Is there a summary post about this Marissa person?

 

[Hollow Cost]

Is there a summary post about this Marissa person?

I'll try best I can

she was like 19 when they got married. he was an abusive, whiny jackass who doesn't bathe
his family tried pushing her into having kids with him (probably to seal the deal on their marriage)
she left him

that's about all the important facts I can think of for their marriage

 

[Puddleduck]

Maybe it's was because Tony HAS a big prick and is awesome in the sack? Yeah, no. I'm sure that wasn't it. Tony probably makes love like he makes reviews; slow, sloppy, and obnoxious as Hell.

Yeah I bet he barely has a tonsil-poker.

 

[natfoxxfiends]

Yeah I bet he barely has a tonsil-poker.

That's implying someone, at one point in history, dealt with his unbearable swamp-crotch long enough to blow him.

 

[Puddleduck]

That's implying someone, at one point in history, dealt with his unbearable swamp-crotch long enough to blow him.

His wife probably gave him the odd sympathy throwdown.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Look out, everyone, Tony just discovered the poll option on Twitter!

Also, even more Wonder Woman sperging:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Also, even more Wonder Woman sperging:

Did Tony fall asleep through most of the feminism sperging that's been happening for the past few years? It's a fairly popular opinion among internet feminists that "beautiful women" are sexist things designed to be more palatable to men and the true ideal should be angry masculine women with a no-nonsense attitude outside a few quirks. Of course they abandon that stance whenever something like WW comes out and post gifs from Buzzfeed/Mary Sue/Salon on their Tumblr before pretending a week later that they were too #Woke to fall for the "sham".

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I thought Cameron's tried to say that Sarah has her flaws like any human being and this is what makes her more genuine, while WW is idealised as fuck.