Ty Beard - Bumbling Fat Wargames Nerd Lolyer High On His Own Farts

I don't agree with renaming the thread, because if Beard turns this baby around, you guys will have to eat your own ass.

They have to eat their own ass now-- Chupp was revealed to have Lego insoles and adjourned a hearing riddled with appealable errors, the most egregious of which being refusing evidence from Plaintiff on account of supposedly having the same form from opposing counsel, and applying preponderance of evidence standards to a hearing held before discovery could even conclude on account of being stayed. Meanwhile, he still (allegedly) considered the affidavits that Ty resubmitted after the response deadline while chucking the easiest charge because he couldn't produce another affidavit for it-- presumably not immediately chucking the hardest or second hardest charge because of the volume of evidence for it.

After Tuesday night, people crapping on Ty outed themselves as people who idolized him as being a telepathic magician that should have Joseph Joestar'd Chupp throughout the entire hearing and devote his whole firm's efforts on this particular lawsuit, and they also revealed that they considered Chupp as nothing more than a robot rather than the wildcard he would be as a human being in such an important position. His performance as explained by people worth salt wasn't generally bad, though the submitted response was indeed rough and he did have his poor moments.

The fact that a thread can be converted into a lolcow thread without anybody then or since being able to pony up any lolcow material (probably because Ty categorically lacks any genuine lolcow qualities outside of being a semi-self-aware boomer) is both baffling and seemingly demonstrative of the Farms (or at least this sub-community's) insistent need to create objects of ridicule at the slightest provocation.
 
Maybe Nick could do stuff like Legal Eagle does, intersperse his live streams that go in-depth into legal discussion with some reviews of court cases in movies or TV shows and how realistic they are, to appeal to a larger audience. He'd need an editor though, Legal Eagle's videos are slick as fuck.

He could also cover the Billy Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies case that's literally just started, because it's hilarious. Dude's suing a company because they removed his video game high scores from a leaderboard, you don't even need to put effort into that to make it interesting or entertaining; the first page of Billy's evidence packet is a photo of him surrounded by models, for god's sake.
lmao Silly Bitchell really living up to his nickname. What kinda dumbass cheats at donkey kong and then sues when the scores get taken down?
 
They have to eat their own ass now-- Chupp was revealed to have Lego insoles and adjourned a hearing riddled with appealable errors, the most egregious of which being refusing evidence from Plaintiff on account of supposedly having the same form from opposing counsel, and applying preponderance of evidence standards to a hearing held before discovery could even conclude on account of being stayed. Meanwhile, he still (allegedly) considered the affidavits that Ty resubmitted after the response deadline while chucking the easiest charge because he couldn't produce another affidavit for it-- presumably not immediately chucking the hardest or second hardest charge because of the volume of evidence for it.

After Tuesday night, people crapping on Ty outed themselves as people who idolized him as being a telepathic magician that should have Joseph Joestar'd Chupp throughout the entire hearing and devote his whole firm's efforts on this particular lawsuit, and they also revealed that they considered Chupp as nothing more than a robot rather than the wildcard he would be as a human being in such an important position. His performance as explained by people worth salt wasn't generally bad, though the submitted response was indeed rough and he did have his poor moments.

The fact that a thread can be converted into a lolcow thread without anybody then or since being able to pony up any lolcow material (probably because Ty categorically lacks any genuine lolcow qualities outside of being a semi-self-aware boomer) is both baffling and seemingly demonstrative of the Farms (or at least this sub-community's) insistent need to create objects of ridicule at the slightest provocation.
The only thing I'm going to say is that, from every source that have, it seemed like Ty never even considered "What if this Judge is a shithead too?" and he wasn't ready for it. For how long he's practiced I'm surprised that it isn't a big part of his plans.

Beyond that I agree with you. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
 
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The only thing I'm going to say is that, from every source that have, it seemed like Ty never even considered "What if this Judge is a shithead too?" and he wasn't ready for it. For how long he's practiced I'm surprised that it isn't a big part of his plans.

Beyond that I agree with you. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Another good question is(and I too am guilty of this) is why did we not look into this? the information was easy to find. Did we want to believe the judge was a good one so badly we decided not to look into it and stay ignorant? The furthest we looked into this judge was when he was a lawyer, but not on cases he actually did.

Yes Ty should have done this too, but we also should have looked ahead of time ourselves. Think no one wanted to do this in the off chance of kv bringing this up to the judge to make it even worse. Ty or whoever lurks for him, remember to always look into the judge and see what the colleagues are saying. Also be best to look into cases they do and see what is happening. Or hire someone to do so.
 
They have to eat their own ass now-- Chupp was revealed to have Lego insoles and adjourned a hearing riddled with appealable errors, the most egregious of which being refusing evidence from Plaintiff on account of supposedly having the same form from opposing counsel, and applying preponderance of evidence standards to a hearing held before discovery could even conclude on account of being stayed. Meanwhile, he still (allegedly) considered the affidavits that Ty resubmitted after the response deadline while chucking the easiest charge because he couldn't produce another affidavit for it-- presumably not immediately chucking the hardest or second hardest charge because of the volume of evidence for it.

After Tuesday night, people crapping on Ty outed themselves as people who idolized him as being a telepathic magician that should have Joseph Joestar'd Chupp throughout the entire hearing and devote his whole firm's efforts on this particular lawsuit, and they also revealed that they considered Chupp as nothing more than a robot rather than the wildcard he would be as a human being in such an important position. His performance as explained by people worth salt wasn't generally bad, though the submitted response was indeed rough and he did have his poor moments.

The fact that a thread can be converted into a lolcow thread without anybody then or since being able to pony up any lolcow material (probably because Ty categorically lacks any genuine lolcow qualities outside of being a semi-self-aware boomer) is both baffling and seemingly demonstrative of the Farms (or at least this sub-community's) insistent need to create objects of ridicule at the slightest provocation.

Did it ever occur to you the accounts of the hearing from the Pro Vic camp could be biased?

Another good question is(and I too am guilty of this) is why did we not look into this? the information was easy to find. Did we want to believe the judge was a good one so badly we decided not to look into it and stay ignorant? The furthest we looked into this judge was when he was a lawyer, but not on cases he actually did.

Yes Ty should have done this too, but we also should have looked ahead of time ourselves. Think no one wanted to do this in the off chance of kv bringing this up to the judge to make it even worse. Ty or whoever lurks for him, remember to always look into the judge and see what the colleagues are saying. Also be best to look into cases they do and see what is happening. Or hire someone to do so.

Not our job to do that. But Ty should have. For example the other defendants were aware of what to expect and had PowerPoint presentations ready to go. Ty didn't.
 
Did it ever occur to you the accounts of the hearing from the Pro Vic camp could be biased?

A) The entire point of the Tuesday stream was to balance out multiple perspectives, and your alternative is a couple of KV reporters that are definitely deleteriously biased.

B) Everyone is biased, and people who say otherwise need to be fled from.

For example the other defendants were aware of what to expect and had PowerPoint presentations ready to go. Ty didn't.

Imagine thinking that Ty suffered the defeat he did because he didn't have a Powerpoint with a burning dumpster.
 
Not our job to do that. But Ty should have. For example the other defendants were aware of what to expect and had PowerPoint presentations ready to go. Ty didn't.
It aint about whose job it is, but just the nature of this site and what it tends to do. Information gathering, I do agree ty should have done the research though at least.
 
Honestly making fun of someone does not equal hating them. While there's a ton of people who do feel some resentments towards Ty (I did initially), the statements in this thread aren't necessarily a reflection of true feelings.

Nobody here is going to go claim Ty raped them just because they didn't like how he handled things. There isn't an active smear campaign
We're just having fun until something new happens. It's really not a galaxy brain ordeal. Using humor to cope with frustration is a lot better than what the Twitter crowd does.
 
A) The entire point of the Tuesday stream was to balance out multiple perspectives, and your alternative is a couple of KV reporters that are definitely deleteriously biased.

B) Everyone is biased, and people who say otherwise need to be fled from.



Imagine thinking that Ty suffered the defeat he did because he didn't have a Powerpoint with a burning dumpster.

That was one example. That shows the other lawyers had done their research on how Chupp ran his court.

Would you prefer to discuss how Ty fucked up by submitting the amended petition late? How did that work out for him?

Sup with all the hero worship of Ty around here? You guys are awfully invested in some lawyer you don't even know.
 
That was one example. That shows the other lawyers had done their research on how Chupp ran his court.

Would you prefer to discuss how Ty fucked up by submitting the amended petition late? How did that work out for him?

Sup with all the hero worship of Ty around here? You guys are awfully invested in some lawyer you don't even know.

They are unable to come to the reality that they gave money to an incompetent lawyer who will prob lose the case.
 
It was a really bad example because like everyone in the world, Judge Chupp also hates PowerPoint presentations.

I just use Excel. I don't use any of that other faggot ass shit.

"Now I'm not going to drain it."

But I think you guys are getting overly positive on Ty for his production so far. Sorry if some of you don't have dads and he is surrogate dad to your or something.
 
You are autistic and cringe.

Masterful rhetoric.


That was one example. That shows the other lawyers had done their research on how Chupp ran his court.

Or it shows that they thought it worth it to demonstrate their points with Powerpoints like complete Philistines.

Would you prefer to discuss how Ty fucked up by submitting the amended petition late? How did that work out for him?

...he didn't submit the amended petition late. He submitted the TCPA response late due to technical issues. There isn't a deadline for amending petitions... not officially, at any rate.

The fact that he submitted the TCPA response late, from all accounts, had nothing to do with the results, when he was even allowed to use the declarations he attached to the amended petition and had a binder of evidence that Chupp threw back in his face anyways. Chupp didn't seem to care, ultimately, even with the motion for allowance due to technical difficulties.

Sup with all the hero worship of Ty around here? You guys are awfully invested in some lawyer you don't even know.

You're awfully invested in trying to be above it all, to the point that you misinterpret/misrepresent any defense of Ty in light of the details as "hero worship" after the name change of this thread, and get details wrong.
 
I have considered in the past 'why didn't anyone look into Judge Chupp before this?' but hindsight is 20/20 and you can always make Nostradamus look right. If anyone looked into Chupp's history, they'd see that he is generally rated as 'excellent' and that he had a few appeals in his past. People would then respond to those appeals with 'we don't know the details of why Chupp ruled that way' and 'most judges have some appeals'. It's confirmation bias to look at the information now and see that it aligns with how he behaved in this case and say "Oh, we should have known."

According to everything I've heard, the only lawyer who had experience with Chupp in the past is Vic's new lawyer, who was advising Ty on how to behave with Chupp and could be argued as the person who helped Ty turn things around by the end of the hearing. The other lawyers didn't 'know how to behave', they just got lucky in that his sloppy courtroom behavior ended up in their favor. As Nick said, he ignored the law and screwed them over, too. It was just a net positive for them that he did, so they're not talking about it. Expecting Ty to be prepared for Chupp's behavior is just dumb. Even if he did the research up to and including knowing that Chupp's previous decision was overturned that week and so Chupp would likely be in a bad mood, no one would be able to know that Chupp's bad mood would turn against Ty. The defense had a bunch of crap they wanted to run that they weren't allowed to, as well. He could just have easily slapped them down instead and levied sanctions or something against them without letting them defend themselves from it.

I don't think Ty currently needs an appreciation or a criticism thread. It's too early in the case, and pretending it's 'lost' or anywhere near over is stupid. At best, it's heading toward a lull. Assuming that the defendants don't get bored and then go insane in the lull just to prevent it from going slower. But even had Ty been successful on all counts, it still would have gone into a lull period.
 
Frankly, I think it's kinda ridiculous that some people here are turning on him. You are playing into the hands of people, like the diaperfur troon, who are convinced the Farms is on its deathbed.

I always figured that the Farms liked Ty's attitude and personality (which hasn't seemed to change any), while being smart enough to recognize that his legal abilily was an unknown quantity.

But I guess some people were too emotionally invested in this shit, and were only in this to win (instead of laughing at dipshits). I tried to warn people that litigating is significantly more nuanced than shit posting on the Internet.

He lost. Whether it's because of his legal ability (or lack thereof), or the Judge is a lazy dipshit who couldn't be arsed to deal with his caseload, remains to be seen. I would withhold judgement until an appeals court examines all this. I am still dumbfounded how Slatosch's affidavit didn't establish a prima facie case for TI.

Edit: Typo.
Oh, I think Ty's a great guy, but let's be honest, between Nick giving his views on how every charge could be easily won (although yes, he did acknowledge his own bias and flaws) and the memetic hype Ty garnered (which to his credit, neither Ty nor Nick helped promote aside from giving a platform), expectations were huge for this. And I don't know if it's just me, but when something you have huge expectations for lets you down like that you're way more critical than you would be if it your expectations were less. To use a football analogy, Ty's team was overconfident and had an utterly unorganised gameplan and ended up thoroughly smashed in the game against a weak team which should've clinched them the playoff spot, and even with the referee's bad calls that let the other team score a bit more still would've lost. Now they have to play against a much better team to get that playoff spot, and that ref will still be there.
He could also cover the Billy Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies case that's literally just started, because it's hilarious. Dude's suing a company because they removed his video game high scores from a leaderboard, you don't even need to put effort into that to make it interesting or entertaining; the first page of Billy's evidence packet is a photo of him surrounded by models, for god's sake.
Billy Mitchell is a wannabe wrestling villain, I'd love to see Nick cover that case instead of going into every aspect of this Vic case. The Twin Galaxies shit is some hilarious boomer autism.
They have to eat their own ass now-- Chupp was revealed to have Lego insoles and adjourned a hearing riddled with appealable errors, the most egregious of which being refusing evidence from Plaintiff on account of supposedly having the same form from opposing counsel, and applying preponderance of evidence standards to a hearing held before discovery could even conclude on account of being stayed. Meanwhile, he still (allegedly) considered the affidavits that Ty resubmitted after the response deadline while chucking the easiest charge because he couldn't produce another affidavit for it-- presumably not immediately chucking the hardest or second hardest charge because of the volume of evidence for it.

After Tuesday night, people crapping on Ty outed themselves as people who idolized him as being a telepathic magician that should have Joseph Joestar'd Chupp throughout the entire hearing and devote his whole firm's efforts on this particular lawsuit, and they also revealed that they considered Chupp as nothing more than a robot rather than the wildcard he would be as a human being in such an important position. His performance as explained by people worth salt wasn't generally bad, though the submitted response was indeed rough and he did have his poor moments.

The fact that a thread can be converted into a lolcow thread without anybody then or since being able to pony up any lolcow material (probably because Ty categorically lacks any genuine lolcow qualities outside of being a semi-self-aware boomer) is both baffling and seemingly demonstrative of the Farms (or at least this sub-community's) insistent need to create objects of ridicule at the slightest provocation.
There's no excuse for Ty getting an extra few weeks to submit the response to the TCPA and turning out such an utter mess that he's only one step above J. Sean's idiocy (which Judge Chupp similarly thinks is retarded). He clearly didn't manage his firm's associates enough to produce a coherent document. And let's recall, BHBH is not frequently doing defamation or TI cases and the main cheerleader Nick isn't even a Texas lawyer leaving his credentials not too different than your average Threadnought Twitter lawyer. Even if I'd never compare him to someone as shit/trollish as Douchette, other Threadnought lawyers can raise good points as Nick himself said. I don't think Ty's a lolcow but I sure think the meming of Ty as a wargamer putting his elite skills to his legal practice or comparing him to Patton or Sun Tzu if they were lawyers looks hilarious now. But maybe this is a good thing since after all if you want to draw a military analogy--Italy, Japan, and Nazi Germany did well in their initial campaigns but were ground down in the long run.
I have considered in the past 'why didn't anyone look into Judge Chupp before this?' but hindsight is 20/20 and you can always make Nostradamus look right. If anyone looked into Chupp's history, they'd see that he is generally rated as 'excellent' and that he had a few appeals in his past. People would then respond to those appeals with 'we don't know the details of why Chupp ruled that way' and 'most judges have some appeals'. It's confirmation bias to look at the information now and see that it aligns with how he behaved in this case and say "Oh, we should have known."

According to everything I've heard, the only lawyer who had experience with Chupp in the past is Vic's new lawyer, who was advising Ty on how to behave with Chupp and could be argued as the person who helped Ty turn things around by the end of the hearing. The other lawyers didn't 'know how to behave', they just got lucky in that his sloppy courtroom behavior ended up in their favor. As Nick said, he ignored the law and screwed them over, too. It was just a net positive for them that he did, so they're not talking about it. Expecting Ty to be prepared for Chupp's behavior is just dumb. Even if he did the research up to and including knowing that Chupp's previous decision was overturned that week and so Chupp would likely be in a bad mood, no one would be able to know that Chupp's bad mood would turn against Ty. The defense had a bunch of crap they wanted to run that they weren't allowed to, as well. He could just have easily slapped them down instead and levied sanctions or something against them without letting them defend themselves from it.

I don't think Ty currently needs an appreciation or a criticism thread. It's too early in the case, and pretending it's 'lost' or anywhere near over is stupid. At best, it's heading toward a lull. Assuming that the defendants don't get bored and then go insane in the lull just to prevent it from going slower. But even had Ty been successful on all counts, it still would have gone into a lull period.
An Lee Hsu is interesting and I can't wait to see what he'll do for this case (his sudden appearance before the hero's defeat is seriously anime-esque). But here we once again see the expectations (check pre-hearing posts) where Judge Chupp supposedly hates Casey Erick and J. Sean for their shenanigans. There's no posts on Chupp's own history, like where he started as a personal injury attorney (aka ambulance chaser) and thanks to the Texas Republican Party under Rick Perry was appointed to a judgeship (which he has been re-elected unopposed to). Or how even now, the majority of cases Judge Chupp has are personal injury cases and how a government ranking of judges in his position puts him solidly average in terms of quality with his worst trait being "follows the law".

If Ty ran up against some other judge who wasn't in the same circumstances as Judge Chupp, his disorganized effort may have won. But that sloppy filing killed things since Chupp just wanted to get through things. Ty did a nice job earlier in this case with his concise filings compared to Casey or J. Sean's bullshit (although John Volney or Sam "Legal Batman" Johnson weren't as bad), but in the key moment he let his firm drop the ball and this killed him in the most critical moment. Even if the affidavits were so late, there was no excuse not to have dealt with everything else which needed to be dealt with in that filing in an organized and reasonable manner. Especially not in such a prominent case where BHBH's name is being spread all over the internet and even in the traditional media.

I just hope this post and my other posts on Ty look stupid in a few months when this defeat is solidly reversed and Vic is cruising to a win against these assholes.
 
I'm sorry. I missed it. What's the purpose of this site again? It's ridiculous he was deified without seeing his body of work.

Some of us didn't do that. You will note at no point did I deify him. I don't think I even posted in this thread until after last week's hearing. Nor is this thread really large. A lot of people just liked his attitude and appreciation for the Farms. At no point did I think this was a sure thing. I warned people about the possibility of a negative result.

My point is, he's essentially the same guy after the hearing on the 6th as he was before. A lawyer losing a case does not a cow make.

That said, yes, he did fuck up the reply on the 31st. Nick even said as much. Although I think he still should have been able to sustain the TI charges against Monica and Ron in spite if that. I objectively think there was faggotry afoot in that hearing, and I think he's got decent grounds for an appeal.

To hell with the defamation. Everybody should know by now that's a PITA in the US. In the end, what bothers me more is the cancel culture shit where you directly interfere with somebody's ability to make a living. Shittalking is to be expected in this day and age.
 
Oh, I think Ty's a great guy, but let's be honest, between Nick giving his views on how every charge could be easily won (although yes, he did acknowledge his own bias and flaws) and the memetic hype Ty garnered (which to his credit, neither Ty nor Nick helped promote aside from giving a platform), expectations were huge for this. And I don't know if it's just me, but when something you have huge expectations for lets you down like that you're way more critical than you would be if it your expectations were less. To use a football analogy, Ty's team was overconfident and had an utterly unorganised gameplan and ended up thoroughly smashed in the game against a weak team which should've clinched them the playoff spot, and even with the referee's bad calls that let the other team score a bit more still would've lost. Now they have to play against a much better team to get that playoff spot, and that ref will still be there.

Billy Mitchell is a wannabe wrestling villain, I'd love to see Nick cover that case instead of going into every aspect of this Vic case. The Twin Galaxies shit is some hilarious boomer autism.

There's no excuse for Ty getting an extra few weeks to submit the response to the TCPA and turning out such an utter mess that he's only one step above J. Sean's idiocy (which Judge Chupp similarly thinks is exceptional). He clearly didn't manage his firm's associates enough to produce a coherent document. And let's recall, BHBH is not frequently doing defamation or TI cases and the main cheerleader Nick isn't even a Texas lawyer leaving his credentials not too different than your average Threadnought Twitter lawyer. Even if I'd never compare him to someone as shit/trollish as Douchette, other Threadnought lawyers can raise good points as Nick himself said. I don't think Ty's a lolcow but I sure think the meming of Ty as a wargamer putting his elite skills to his legal practice or comparing him to Patton or Sun Tzu if they were lawyers looks hilarious now. But maybe this is a good thing since after all if you want to draw a military analogy--Italy, Japan, and Nazi Germany did well in their initial campaigns but were ground down in the long run.

An Lee Hsu is interesting and I can't wait to see what he'll do for this case (his sudden appearance before the hero's defeat is seriously anime-esque). But here we once again see the expectations (check pre-hearing posts) where Judge Chupp supposedly hates Casey Erick and J. Sean for their shenanigans. There's no posts on Chupp's own history, like where he started as a personal injury attorney (aka ambulance chaser) and thanks to the Texas Republican Party under Rick Perry was appointed to a judgeship (which he has been re-elected unopposed to). Or how even now, the majority of cases Judge Chupp has are personal injury cases and how a government ranking of judges in his position puts him solidly average in terms of quality with his worst trait being "follows the law".

If Ty ran up against some other judge who wasn't in the same circumstances as Judge Chupp, his disorganized effort may have won. But that sloppy filing killed things since Chupp just wanted to get through things. Ty did a nice job earlier in this case with his concise filings compared to Casey or J. Sean's bullshit (although John Volney or Sam "Legal Batman" Johnson weren't as bad), but in the key moment he let his firm drop the ball and this killed him in the most critical moment. Even if the affidavits were so late, there was no excuse not to have dealt with everything else which needed to be dealt with in that filing in an organized and reasonable manner. Especially not in such a prominent case where BHBH's name is being spread all over the internet and even in the traditional media.

I just hope this post and my other posts on Ty look stupid in a few months when this defeat is solidly reversed and Vic is cruising to a win against these assholes.
Agree 100 %.

@Svetlana please don't take this the wrong way, but I hope you and Vic are keeping an open mind throughout all of this, despite being Ty's friends. I only wish for the best for the court case.
 
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