Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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PanLake007 said:
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Sam Fisher voiced by the actor who takes baths with his son and makes him cosplay as Harley Quinn.
 
Watched Ass Shadows add the new expansion and the associated sale in real time. Zero fucking marketing for that expansion, and the selling point on the banner is "+10 hours", as if length in a ubisoft game is what's lacking.

That said, Shadows is good so far. Runs 90 fps without my GPU taking off which is nuts in today's climate. Gameplay is whatever, I just enjoy having a full-speed agile main character, at least when I'm not forced to play the nigger.
 
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
That said, Shadows is good so far. Runs 90 fps without my GPU taking off which is nuts in today's climate. Gameplay is whatever, I just enjoy having a full-speed agile main character, at least when I'm not forced to play the nigger.
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"Game doesn't blow my computer up immediately" is a genuine talking point when praising games now. How many layers of stockholm syndrome is your average nigger cattle normalfag gamer on now?
 
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30+GameOvers said:
"Game doesn't blow my computer up immediately" is a genuine talking point when praising games now. How many layers of stockholm syndrome is your average nigger cattle normalfag gamer on now?
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It feels practically vanilla next to the twitter meltdown of Randy and Borderlands 4 "running great" and "you don't need more than 50 frame"
 
jje100010001 said:
With Anno 117, the woke has progressed by around 5 years? We are now seeing BBC-levels of revisionism where you have asians (who retain their surnames) and blacks roleplaying as Romans of significant rank, for some reason.
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I think if I do get Anno 117 it better be somehow a greater game than 1800(which IMHO was one of the best games of all time) and I'm only buying it if it doesn't get cracked and from a key reseller. Also I'm gonna install mods to fix it, make them myself if I have to.
 
Smashed & Slamed said:
I think if I do get Anno 117 it better be somehow a greater game than 1800(which IMHO was one of the best games of all time) and I'm only buying it if it doesn't get cracked and from a key reseller. Also I'm gonna install mods to fix it, make them myself if I have to.
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Look at all the hoop-jumping you're doing to justify spending money on a product you KNOW is full of woke trash. JFC dude, just pirate the fucking thing.
 
Oliver Onions said:
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This is a troon. Getting my prediction in now.
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Eh, looks more like Grimsdottir seen through a leftist lens.

Still, what a repulsive art style, no wonder anime is eating up the whole animation market.

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Also I'm gonna install mods to fix it, make them myself if I have to.
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I was curious, surely there must be a way to control what portrait appear in the game via mods?

Has anyone released a mod that does something similar?
 
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
It feels practically vanilla next to the twitter meltdown of Randy and Borderlands 4 "running great" and "you don't need more than 50 frame"
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"It feels practically vanilla"
What the hell is that even supposed to mean? You know what, never mind, you don't know what you're talking about. Enjoy your slop, I guess.
 
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These will be the actual stars of the show.
Sam will be painted as incompetent and unable to do anything.
I wouldn't be surprised if the bad guys are actually sympathetic villains.
Netflix nigger stink all over it.
 
30+GameOvers said:
"It feels practically vanilla"
What the hell is that even supposed to mean? You know what, never mind, you don't know what you're talking about. Enjoy your slop, I guess.
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As in the vanilla barebone issue of "good pc = gooder frames". 9080NuclearTMgz-xr.GTR can barely run Borderlands 4 at 60 fps. In modern gaming there are so many things that matter more than your pc whether it'll run a game well. I'd buy a killer cpu and gpu if it actually meant I'd 120 fps all games I wanted the next year. But it won't. Cause not enough people hate Randy.
 
My current mini PC babby box (one of those "Beelink SER" things ... think "laptop chipset crammed into a 4-inch rectangle") runs pretty much everything I want to play at decent (often very good) framerates at decent quality, and it's just running an integrated AMD GPU. Oh and also Borderlands 2 at 60FPS+. You don't need monster hardware to get good performance. You need good software.

Whatever they did to the engine in 4 is pure incompetence and people who entertain Randy's "antics" deflecting from that are idiots. Stop arguing with the shithead, refund the game and play something better.
 
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