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I think the redhead is voiced by the lady that played Korra in that Airbender spinoff
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Harriet Tubman, of all people, in charge of building an empire.
Thanks, I fucking hate it.
Grimsdottir looking shiiiiiit.
The sheboon is retarded bullshit too. The absurdly long hair makes it impossible to fit inside a balaclava that they occasionally wear, and is just something a person can grab onto in CQC.
It's just Netflix's Tomb Raider: Sam Fisher Edition.
He's actually an exceptional nigger cattle normalfag gamer, who goes out of his way to play every rubbish game on the market.
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In reveals like these you wonder how much money they can still burn:
Probably a while as long as tencent keeps throwing money at them. Also have to consider that even if Ubisoft hadn't appointed a bunch of nepo hires to that committee of making ubisoft great again(or whatever the fuck it was that Tencent demanded they do), it still makes business sense to release anything currently in the pipeline that's mostly done and would still take at least a couple of years for the company to actually produce anything worthwhile to turn things around. Even that would initially only be whatever they could re-work from existing projects in progress.
Of course it was nepo hires assigned to run things, so it'll just continue to delay their inevitable failure and acquisition by China.
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Avatar is such a weird series to make a video game on since all the cool tech that people actually want and relate to is all with "The Bad Guys".
Most of the 12 to 35 males that would play this game are all thinking the same thing:
I wanna pilot a mech!
I wanna swim in a crab based mech punching the shit out of Navi!
I wanna pilot a mech hanging out with my 9 foot cat girl gf that wielding a flame thrower!
Most of the 12 to 35 males that would play this game are all thinking the same thing:
I wanna pilot a mech!
I wanna swim in a crab based mech punching the shit out of Navi!
I wanna pilot a mech hanging out with my 9 foot cat girl gf that wielding a flame thrower!
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Perhaps the expansion was part of the content that was promised post launch.
It's weird because the previous Avatar game (also made by Ubisoft) allowed players to play both sides.
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Can I pilot a mech and kill all the tree loving smurfs like you could in the 2009 Xbox game? No? Well then suck on these nuts Ubisoft, I don't give half a dick about your newest Far Cry title.
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Isn't the game just a reskin of Far Cry? I skipped it because A) Ubisoft and B) I have never seen or cared about Avatar. It feels like it'd work better with the AssCreed format, but that's probably a lot more work than making Far Cry Man's hands skinny and blue.
I always figured it was supposed to be Native Americans/general indigenous people, James Cameron has never been known for his subtlety (THE SHIP IS CALLED PROMETHEUS, DO YOU GET IT????)
Either way I agree the Navi or whatever are gross even by furry standards; they look like something Junji Ito would draw.
FarCry, AssCreed, Ghost Recon, Watch Dogs, they're literally all the same game with different skins thrown on top and maybe a unique mechanic mixed in. Avatar is just more of the same shit.
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I know, but from watching reviews it looked like the Avatar game was an FPS so more specifically using the Far Cry template. I assume Ubisoft has a handful of pre-made game projects saved in their engine and they just update the assets for whatever they're shitting out.
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Oh sure, they're obviously drop-ins for The Red Man™ (Avatar is just a reskin of Pocahontas with far too much SFX and too little competent writing or acting), I just thought the "design" of the Navi was completely nigger-coded, right down to the dark nipples and Jamaican accents. Actually-indigenous IRL humans aren't as "sympathetic" in this idiotic culture as niggers are.
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It was a political litmus test going into the 2010s disguised as a tech demo.
"Do you want to pilot mechs and save your race or do you want to betray your people and become both Native American and African at the same time?"
The futility of even attempting a game in 2025 for this is only undercut by the futility of trying to make a game about this message in 2009 when most people who played games were calling each other niggers on Call of Duty.
In hindsight it's funny as fuck that the original movie said "you need to assimilate when you immigrate to another people's land" but the target audience think this only applies to white immigrants.
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Well, they certainly effed up the summer olympics. They let mincing fahgoots create the opening and closing ceremonies which, by most accounts, were a sh*t show. Then, they thought it would be a good idea to have high performing athletes live off of vegan slop - after howls of protest, the French were forced to bring in large quantities of meat, dairy, and eggs.From my experience they have an extreme superiority complex. At each step they have to remind everyone that its in fact them being the best. Had it happen a few times, lately at Rijksmuseum. Ironically, pointing out that they are a joke makes them shut up very quickly and retreat, as is french tradition.
French claim they have the best construction art? No, Italy exists.
Best museums? Met is better.
Best food? Italian is better.
Best wine? Hell, even hungarian is better.
Best cheese?American is better.
Nicest cities? Paris is a cesspool, I would rather spend my entire life in Berlin than Paris, and thats saying something.
French are high off their farts their entire lives because they rarely interact with outsiders. The moment they do their worldview falls apart.
And let's not start with French automobiles which tend to be absurd.
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I called the new Avatar game blue Far Cry. What is even special about Avatar as a franchise? I remember from 2009, Avatar was THE movie on account of its impressive at the time CGI and 3D trend. Basically a glorified tech demo.
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Avatar is the only modern "blockbuster" franchise that has zero cultural cachet in this day of cult fandoms.
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Because there's absolutely nothing to it beyond the CGI. In that sense I guess it's the perfect match for Ubislop since their games haven't had a soul for at least 2 console generations.
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How dare you insult Jewish Cameron's 1-dimensional space pocahontas from over 15 years ago!!!
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I had a dream that Ubisoft made an Assassins Creed in 1950's Alabama and there was a whole mission where you had to protect Master Assassin Rosa Parks as she sat in her seat on the bus.
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A 1920s Assassin's Creed set during the prohibition era would be cool but we are in such a wild time that your idea is somehow more plausible.