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According to them, the game should’ve starred a non-black abolitionist instead. You know, one barely mentioned historical figure who may or may not have played a role at all…
Which was all just a convenient excuse for them to make a game about their masturbatory fantasies of minorities rising up to gleefully slaughter Whites, like they've done several times before.

If the Chinese are actually the ones behind the cancelation, then there's finally someone with a functional brain in charge of Ubisoft for the first time in 15 years.
 
Which was all just a convenient excuse for them to make a game about their masturbatory fantasies of minorities rising up to gleefully slaughter Whites, like they've done several times before.
You're not wrong, but it would have been hilarious to make the main Assassin as some asian dude just to fuck with their audience.
 
Actually, that wasn't Ubisoft's worst idea. Nintendo has the platformer genre on lock; Ubisoft would had not been able to compete, especially with their subpar Wii launch titles. If anything, Rabbids are synonymous with Ubisoft IPs in general: copy and paste, flooding the market, can't be rid of them in abundance. I'd take Rabbids over Minions any day of the week.
What the fuck are you talking about? PC and Xbox 360, maybe PS3 as well would have been the target hardware for Rayman 4. I doubt The Wii would be able to run the game, so it would have to be a watered down port or a minigame compilation anyways. This was absolutely one of Ubisoft's worst ideas and you don't know what you're talking about, as usual. Then again, if you unironically like rabbids then that explains your shit takes and poor taste in games.
 
What the fuck are you talking about? PC and Xbox 360, maybe PS3 as well would have been the target hardware for Rayman 4.
Rayman Legends, more specifically Ubisoft's attempt to capitalize on the Wii U, did not initially sell as expected. Which is why the decision to have it go multiplatform was made to make up lost sales.
 
It's okay, they were never gonna top Chaos Theory, ever.
I wish, Double Agent was such a wasted opportunity. That's why I was so excited for Conviction, hobo Sam forced to use social stealth in public without his gadgets was such a great way to innovate the gameplay and explore his character. Apparently, you would spend the entire game earning your gadgets back so by the end you would go back to using high-tech weapons and gear along with the trademark nightvision goggles anyways. But for the early game, it would be shoving cops around with chairs like a homeless schizo and it would be great.

But the focus group didn't like it, so now Chaos Theory will definitely be the series swan song. I heard Blacklist was not that bad, but I doubt it's better than CT.
 
Ubisoft apparently cancelled a post Civil War AC
Given how Yasuke was portrayed I bet they'd hired another "historian" whose only purpose is to claim there were totally gay black slaves back in the day. Can just imagine they made a game that is like that one episode of The Boondocks with Catcher Freeman but he can be in a relationship with a trans person in the 1800s
 
id be down for a civil war era ac game, but know it would fall to the pitfalls of being a ubisoft game with wasted potential and bloat
 
More Xbox news than Ubisoft itself, but since Ubisoft Classic was added to Game Pass WITH the price hike, guess which game in its lineup is trending in popularity? Monopoly.
 
id be down for a civil war era ac game, but know it would fall to the pitfalls of being a ubisoft game with wasted potential and bloat
Thing is like Shadow they will phone it in and think the "representation" can sell the game alone. Not figuring out that all the activist they want to like this stuff doesn't actually buy anything.
 
I cannot think of a single way to make a Reconstruction-era AC game the least bit interesting or fun. Gameplay wise it would be a mix between 3 and Syndicate given the guns and woodlands and if that wasn't bad enough I cannot think of a single compelling story you could tell.

A Civil War AC where you were a covert agent for the Union assigned to cause trouble behind enemy lines while also acting as an Assassin and going after Templars would be great, but the Reconstruction era itself has nothing going for it.
 
Talk about the gayest fucking plot idea imaginable.

How about something actually fun and charming, like a Southern gentleman Templar stabbing Assassins?
Only if he looks like and is voiced by DiCaprio.
 
Only if he looks like and is voiced by DiCaprio.
I would accept a black protagonist but ONLY if he was based on Uncle Ruckus and dropped the hard Rs at appropriate moments.

Hell, pair him up with the DiCaprio Southern gentleman as a subversion of Django and you have a genuine masterpiece on your hands. Fuck Yasuke and Naoe, the adventures of (former) Lieutenant Dalton and Uncle Tom, and the KKK boys, is where it's at.
 
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Given how Yasuke was portrayed I bet they'd hired another "historian" whose only purpose is to claim there were totally gay black slaves back in the day.
They could have hired Tariq Nasneed and we could have had an AC where an assassin goes round trying to stop all those evil buck breaking Templars.
 
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I would accept a black protagonist but ONLY if he was based on Uncle Ruckus and dropped the hard Rs at appropriate moments.

Hell, pair him up with the DiCaprio Southern gentleman as a subversion of Django and you have a genuine masterpiece on your hands. Fuck Yasuke and Naoe, the adventures of (former) Lieutenant Dalton and Uncle Tom, and the KKK boys, is where it's at.
Pretty sure the whole point of Samuel L. Jackson in that movie was to be Uncle Tom (no relation).

And now I've got the mental image of Samuel L. Jackson cracking a bullwhip and telling the niggers to get back on the plantation, BOY.
 
Which was all just a convenient excuse for them to make a game about their masturbatory fantasies of global majorities rising up to gleefully slaughter Whites, like they've done several times before.

If the Chinese are actually the ones behind the cancelation, then there's finally someone with a functional brain in charge of Ubisoft for the first time in 15 years.
FIFY. Reminder, once Whites are minorities in their own lands as opposed to just the world like they are now - the Kike Governments of the west still won't allow them to reap the gib benefits of actually being a minority. It's almost like the end goal is genocide.
Pretty sure the whole point of Samuel L. Jackson in that movie was to be Uncle Tom (no relation).

And now I've got the mental image of Samuel L. Jackson cracking a bullwhip and telling the niggers to get back on the plantation, BOY.
What's up with that foot-fetishist jew and putting interracial couples/gay interracial rape scenes in every single one of his movies? I mean I get it, "Semite" and all that... but gay interracial rape scenes? You should never have a disproportionate amount of those in anything, ever. Tarantino needs a coffin alongside Melvin Kavinsky.
Given how Yasuke was portrayed I bet they'd hired another "historian" whose only purpose is to claim there were totally gay black slaves back in the day.
Speaking of nigger-worshipping propagandists, what ever happened to the disgraced (((Limey))) fanfiction writer? Did he get tired of self-editing and sourcing his own wikipedia pages on yasuke?
 
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