Upgrading the Life Upgrade: PS4

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BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
It's pretty much Hoard the video game.
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Not as much as Katamari, methinks. Or do the relics stick to the monster and make it a walking pile of garbage?
 
PS4 comes out today in US, better get those tax dollars ready Chris
 
Varis said:
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
It's pretty much Hoard the video game.
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Not as much as Katamari, methinks. Or do the relics stick to the monster and make it a walking pile of garbage?
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He's a special relic and is made of other relics. The ones he finds/walk over stick to him and become a part of him until he takes enough damage for them to fall off and cause him to shrink. It'd be like if the hoard was alive.

Barb would love to watch him play that. It'd be like a pyro watching a flame.
 
"TODAY IS THE DAY!"
 
And Godbearjesus spoketh unto chris and sayeth
"My true and honest servant you have served me valiantly these many years, Lo you have suffered the trials and tribulations of the evil trollz and remained true to your dream.
And thus I give unto you your very own PS4 !"
And chris did sayeth :) AUGH YEAH :julay: :heart-full:
Until next week when he got bored.
 
today is the day chris fishes under barb for her credit card and blames his new ps4 on trolls.
 
I still chuckle at the fact that Chris calls this (or the Triple, whatever) a life upgrade.

For many, the PS (whatever number) is nothing more than a fun way to pass time, and something to do in their downtime, when they're tired from working all day and just want to unwind, or to share/play with their friends or whatever. (same can be said for any of the game systems, really)

However, for Chris, the PSTriple has been so damaging to his social life and his life in general because of how much time and money he has invested in this, that for him, the PS is actually a life DOWNGRADE.
 
CalmMyTits said:
However, for Chris, the PSTriple has been so damaging to his social life and his life in general because of how much time and money he has invested in this, that for him, the PS is actually a life DOWNGRADE.
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Given what he does with his life when he's not playing PS3, are you sure of that?
 
Kosher Dill said:
CalmMyTits said:
However, for Chris, the PSTriple has been so damaging to his social life and his life in general because of how much time and money he has invested in this, that for him, the PS is actually a life DOWNGRADE.
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Given what he does with his life when he's not playing PS3, are you sure of that?
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And what does he do with his life? If anything, he's worse than before. Just look at the recent FB leaks.
 
What he does with his life? Mostly getting banned from places and sobbing outraged invective against Megan through half-chewed mouthfuls of McWrap. PS3 addiction just doesn't strike me as a step down from there.
 
Actually, the PS3 addiction came before the banns and the invectives against Megan. Chris has spent so much time and money into this that he has basically stunted himself. Heck, he tried to use it to woo girlfriends (i recall him making a video for one girl and then recycling it for another girl. Something in Little Big Planet or something, right?) He spends so much time on vidya in general that he is in such bad physical shape, and while his social skills weren't the greatest in school, they have gotten worse now, and let's not forget the vidya-related trolling (hacking his password or whatever) His spending habits have also been noted, with him buying games and DLC that he doesn't use or play. While we now know that the PS isn't the only vidya he plays with, the fact is he has invested a LOT into this, more than a healthy person would or should, and this extra investment hasn't done him any good.

For the normal, balanced person, vidya is a great distraction, and can be a mental booster (like puzzle games or whatever) but Chis would rather play vidya than socialize in real life (despite all his bitching) He can't even leave the house without vidya. The McD's pictures show him surrounding himself with vidya, which makes him seem unapproachable. When I'm out and about and I see someone SO absorbed in their electronic devices, it tells me they'd rather look at a screen than someone else so I avoid them.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Has his PSN been active? That'll tell us if he's playing a ps4 game.
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It has. I have been monitoring it. Considering he is going to get dlc asap, it'll pop up on psn
 
CatParty said:
probably as soon as he tries playing it. http://www.ign.com/wikis/playstation-4/PS4_Problems
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If that happened expect a nuclear meltdown in 14 bc and on fb. He would yet again day god is giving him the middle finger then completely go into an incoherent rage about everyone amd that all good fb friends are trolls and that nobody gives a flying fuck bout him except his mom.

I CAST THE GREAT CURSE YA ME HA ME HA ON THE WORLD AND HEAVEN FOR ALL MY PROBLEMS!! FUCK YOU ALL! !!

Also he might get a stroke with his health conditions (I hope not but still possible)
 
When he fucks up his Gaystation Quad he'll just blame it on us like the time the PSN got hacked and all those peoples' personal info was stolen.
 
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