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Are videogames for children?


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I wanted to say this, but not in the KCD since it's not about the game. I don't think Indians or Asians on the whole give a shit that they don't have an analogous race in The Elder Scrolls (at least Asians can pretend they're Akaviri?). Blacks get to be Redguards but lol nobody ever mentions how Redguard culture has no resemblance to Africa. My first thoughts were that they're more like Arabs/Moors.
 
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Did anyone have some "worst games of 2017" that you saw make no lists? Personal entries in the Spoilers since it's pretty damn long.

Mario Party Top 100 sounded promising. It sounded like they were finally going to make a GOOD Mario Party game. I was already excited: Some of my favorite mini games are finally coming back and I can finally play with my sister on our 3DS'. That's what I thought. What I got instead was one of the worst ignorance towards the masses from ND Cube, the new developers of the Mario Party Franchise after Hudson was bought by Konami. Sure, we got a good amount of Minigames from Mario Party 1 through 10. But none from any other games. You'd think "maybe they'd bring 10 from each game" but they still didn't. Not only is this one of the biggest rehashes, and a straight definition of it, but it's one of two games like this.

Then there was Mario Sports Superstars. This game was pretty much "all the sports games except a few of them that no one remembered but really watered down, and removing a lot of what made it fun." Baseball, no pun intended, struck me the hardest since I really loved that series. Picking your captains and making other Mario characters a part of your baseball team sounds fun. Now, you pick a captain, and then have a choice of enemies or Toads. It gets worse. In Soccer/Football, which I loved as Strikers, especially Charged, you have an entire team of ONE enemy. It's kind of cool because you can get Boneheads which I thought Nintendo forgot. But I miss Strikers. I miss having Hammer Bros and Boos. Tennis and Golf can be told how bad they are by saying this: Just get the actual 3DS ones, especially Mario Golf. That one is really fun. The Equine Racing made me want to play Mario Kart.
 
I played Kingdom Hearts 1 on PS2 for the first time this morning, I gotta say. I don't quite understand the hype so far, but I'm waiting to get blown away but whatever makes this game so great.

Update: Game is boring as fuck and I can't stand Sora. Started playing Monster Hunter World instead.
 
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Please help... I decided to build a windows 98 machine for legacy gaming. It should be cheap right? Socket 370 boards, those are old, they shouldn't be £200 should they? I'm scared guys, I'm seriously looking at spending more on a legacy system than I would to upgrade my current rig. That's, the right thing to do, right? I'm not stupid right? Right.....?

Joking aside, rant incoming. This is what happens when YouTube spergs convince every 15 year old in the world that retro gaming is 'just super coolz guyz!' Every eBay seller jacks prices through the fucking stratosphere. An ASUS Slot1 mainboard should NOT be £300 but fuck me if they are and socket 370 isn't far behind. Now I know people are going to tell me yadda yadda Virtual Machines blah blah DOSBOX but legacy hardware in many ways is what does it for me more than the games themselves with a few notable exceptions. I don't really have a point to make here and this post probably isn't going anywhere but I've spent all day today trying to find something reasonably prices and failed miserably.
 
Well I left a unit in ARMA 3 and now I got nothing left to do, I booted up CK2 as the Ottoman Turks and we're really getting fucked up by the Black Plague, I closed up the gates and I'm trying to wait it out, while doing so my Sultan comes across a peculiar lady with a mask on, I follow her closely and my wife warns me to get away from her but it's too late, I get killed by her and everyone around me dies with me.... also I forgot to turn off Aztec Invasion and they're here. Anyone CK2 players?

Also any legitimate good Milsim units for ARMA 3 , you guys can recommend?
I played Kingdom Hearts 1 on PS2 for the first time this morning, I gotta say. I don't quite understand the hype so far, but I'm waiting to get blown away but whatever makes this game so great.

Update: Game is boring as fuck and I can't stand Sora. Started playing Monster Hunter World instead.
It's fun little game but the entire premise of the game still baffles me to this day.
"Hey guys let's do a multimillion dollar project on this game where the main premise is a fucking crossover with Disney animation and fucking Final Fantasy."
that game was too embarrassing to play back when it first came out.
 
Thankfully the System Shock remake is no longer a 'reimagining' and is being done as a straight remake again.
Unfortunately the dev team is now saying it'll be out in 2020. Thanks devs.
Although they've mentioned firing several people from the dev team so the only people now on it are the ones who worked on the straight remake demo, so I can only assume they're being serious.
 
Rik Mayall once starred in an advert alongside Kirby. There was something inherently surreal about writing that last sentence.

 
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Can anyone recommend me some DS games that aren't Pokemon? I just got a flashcart and I'm looking to expand my collection of ROMs.
 
How is the Witcher 3 not an option in the poll?

Your anti-Pollack bias is showing, OP.

Also, Just Cause 3 is the greatest open world game out right now.
 
Can anyone recommend me some DS games that aren't Pokemon? I just got a flashcart and I'm looking to expand my collection of ROMs.
What type of games do you enjoy? The metroidvania's that came out on the DS were all really good, playing order of Ecclesia right now. Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey was a favorite of mine but its getting a 3ds re-release soon. The original game is just fine though but be warned its a 1st person dungeon crawler. Still very awesome, dark game for something on the DS. You're part of this investigation team that goes to the Arctic to stop what appears to be a giant blackhole thing (has some german name, forgot) that's going to swallow the whole world. Turns out the inside is another dimension and you have different dungeons, called sectors, that reflect a different vice of humanity. If you don't like the shin megami tensei and persona monster fuction stuff you probably won't enjoy it. Also: the game is hard and has some cruel bosses that will fuck you up unless you prepare a good team for them. No hand holding. The etrian odyssey games are great too if you like dungeon crawling as well. They are not easy either.

Not quite a DS game but there was a Mega Man Zero collection released on the ds as well. I really love the series, especially the first two games, which are known for being brutal at times but lots of fun.
 
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Is there a channel out there's that's done a proper review of "Mount&Blade:Warband?" It's a damn good game, but boy does it have some flaws, and yet I see nothing but praise.
 
Is there a good MMO I can play? I want something competitive and pvp orientated.

I got into Archeage a year ago and it was absolutely fantastic but the company running the game was incompetent and the game gets p2win a few months into a new server.

Is there a channel out there's that's done a proper review of "Mount&Blade:Warband?" It's a damn good game, but boy does it have some flaws, and yet I see nothing but praise.

What flaws?
 
What flaws?

Minimal tutorials. The second I figured out how to make a shield wall and launch my riders 10 seconds before the big clash, I could win 30 v 100s. I'd consider it a flaw considering how true to Warband Bannerlord seems to be, yet also be super super tactical and about siege setup and commands. It was clearly the direction they were going.

Also just illogical shit like sending an arrow into a guy's head, he falls dead, yet somehow escapes. Building things taking literal tens of hours of gameplay while everything else like keeps change hands every 5 minutes.

You're both way too fast at some things compared to the PC but also playing at x0.25 speed in others. Following my tactical revelation I made my own kingdom and dominated the realm. I own literally every place on the map but 3 guys are just running around unwilling to disappear or join me. I have a save I can't complete after winning the game.

It has a lot of those Morrowind-era RPG components like some hard breakpoints for the optimal early game gear and such, but then you have an unexplained softcap and nothing is explained. It's like, your maximum engineering skill is boosted by the second highest engineering skill at 1/5 worth, but regardless the softcap is way lower than when it'd be viable to boost it regardless. It's just a mess without a guide; a shit staple of rpg games.


So that new Harry Potter app game came out today, and it was advertised like that 'Pottermore' interactive website but in a game. Except it's a single-player experience without a single online component yet it has the energy system of a typical online friend-spam game. People are raging left and right, and that's despite the obvious fan service such as being able to grind up that one Weasley who dies after his marriage. Kinda funny considering how little the HP fanbase needs to wet themselves.
 
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What flaws?
I haven't played any multiplayer due to my bad internet. I will say, though, that from what I've seen from videos, it certainly looks a lot better than singleplayer when it comes to combat. My criticisms are completely for single-player, just so you know.

Let's take a look at the sieges. They're a great spectacle at first, but after dozens of hours in Warband, you can easily see the problems:

- In literally every siege, both armies just rush to the chokepoint and stay there until one side runs out of troops. This is probably the worst thing about them, to be honest.
- There are no tactics in siege-mode. Attackers keep their archers back and make everyone else charge. Defenders don't even have to do that since the AI does everything for them anyways. Charging the troops as the defender just screws up the placement anyways.
- When attacking, the best tactic for the player himself/herself to do is to jump behind the enemy mob, and then just spam the attack button. You can spend a good while doing this before either the archers or melee troops finally decide to do something about you, and even then, it's only a handful of them that do at that point.
- Despite how it would be realistically, siege towers are worse than ladders in M&B. Your troops don't board it until it finally reaches the wall. Until then, your army will spend several minutes out in the open. If you have any troops without shields, then they will be annihilated by arrows. It doesn't help that you can't choose between the two and it actually just depends on the castle/city.
- With the way reinforcements work in the game, battles can take ages. Since the game can't handle hundreds of troops in the same instance, it makes them come out in waves (I believe the max for vanilla is 150 troops, for both sides combined). Because of this, you have to wait for each wave of troops to die off. If all the troops in both armies spawned into the map (or even half) at once, the sieges would all be over in mere minutes. This is a technological limitation rather than a choice, I know, but it's still worth pointing out.

...and that's just the sieges. My complaints are probably pointless, since they seem to fixing a lot of these problems in Bannerlord... but whatever.
 
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There's a nice little Dragon Quest Monsters-esque game on Kickstarter that's been funded that I'm cautiously optimistic for. The goal was $5000 but they're currently sitting at around $28000- they had to add a bunch of stretch goals apparently because they had no idea it would be this popular.

Usually I'd be worried about something like this, but it's apparently been going fairly steady since 2016. Here's hoping it's a Shovel Knight and not a MN9.
 
I'm so glad that lovecraftian platformers are a thing.
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I bought They Bleed Pixels months ago but never finished it, and I'm glad to say I'm getting back into it again.
And when it says they bleed pixels, they mean it.
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It's one of those "easy to learn, difficult to master" games and is pretty difficult at times. (I don't think it's as hard as people say it is though)

Not only are there pretty obvious lovecraftian horror elements, each level is preceded by a quote from a (usually)famous author-and the quote actually relates to the theme of the level. If you're into artsy indie crap, difficult platformers, or both, get They Bleed Pixels: it's just 10 dollars.

Love this game and its design. I had trouble playing it with a controller on my PC though.

Did you enjoy Zoe Quinn's name in the credits as a tester? :shit-eating:

I liked some of the user-created levels, especially that one where the kid sings about ponies, but the core game levels lost there luster after Act 2 or 3. It got pretty repetitive and went on longer than it needed to, as a whole game & the individual levels themselves.
 
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