Warhammer 40k

Looking on the GW website and most of the christmas boxes are still available including the Mechanicum battle box for Horus Heresy. I wonder if they over printed the product based on all of the shit they used to get because of scalping, limited edition boxes and LGS availability, although it's a shame they didn't make extra Dark Angels and Imperial Knight boxes considering how popular they were.
 
Sad thing is, it's not mere tokenism; this is actually these people "trying".
The problem isn't that there is a woman on my screen.
The problem is that the women they put on my screen are not the kind I would voluntarily look at or listen to.
wtf? I didn't post that.
 
No romance in 40k is as wholesome as Telemachon falling head over heels for another man’s waifu (and scoring) which it’s really telling that ADB’s OC donut steel gets cucked.
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It’s always cuckery.
ADB has always been a faggot. He's the writer that shoehorned the Emperor being an apathetic autist when raising the Primarchs. He also for some reason hates the idea of loyalist Space Marines decended from Traitor stock and tried to claim it is non cannon despite the Minotaurs chapter being explicitly Iron Warriors according to the Forgeworld writers and the implied origins of the Blood Ravens and Carcaodons. I hate his work and can't stand his implications that he is the definitive lore wirter to be frank. That Dark elf waifu shit was so gay.

Moving on when do the Plastic Death Korps models hit presale? It's been almost 6 years since playing the game and I'm tempted to pull the trigger on the new Guard focus, but the current Warhammer site doesn't seem to have any details.
 
Moving on when do the Plastic Death Korps models hit presale? It's been almost 6 years since playing the game and I'm tempted to pull the trigger on the new Guard focus, but the current Warhammer site doesn't seem to have any details.
They haven't given a release date for them yet, only that they're coming "soon". I'm hoping for a Q1 release.
 
Moving on when do the Plastic Death Korps models hit presale? It's been almost 6 years since playing the game and I'm tempted to pull the trigger on the new Guard focus, but the current Warhammer site doesn't seem to have any details.
Join the line exodites have been waiting forever.
 
Culture warriors are faggots that dont paint models or read books.
???
What did he mean by this?
If you use your time efficiently, you should be able to call people gay on the internet while waiting for your most recent application to dry.

And Black Library novels don't count as books as such; they're superhero comics without pictures.
Maybe like, Barrington Bailey's "Eye of Terror" was aight, but overall, BL sloppa is leagues behind the short stories they used to print in like, White Dwarf and that.
 

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and morathis wings are atleast plastic

i shudder to think how ones supposed to play with the resin fulgrim, let alone move the thing anywhere without his resin wings shattering.

If you're buying wargaming supplements to wank off to, I can see why that might be a concern, but there's literally three whole factions that consist of distilled fetish material already.
Don't make me use the coom broom.

Besides, the women they shoehorn in aren't even hot.
They're all hatchet-faced one-eyed lesbians with boy hair.
Which is what I thought cool girls were like when I was in my "Chasing my friends with poo on a stick" developmental stage.
And mutilated masculinized women front and center all the time, acting out a strangled parody of masculinity to prove that they are "manlier than the men" just seems like a feeble and badly couched attempted repudiation of *actual* femininity.
Like the mirror version of the emasculated male cutouts that populate girl-centric media.
maybe 4 ( if not already counting Daughters of Khaine from AOS lol)
 
Circumstances can change. It's not a setting in our Current Year time of unprecedented peace and plenty where stronk girlbosses get promoted so nobody calls us sexist. The chick next to you in the foxhole won't be one of Emma's Two Moms, it'll be Jill Valentine.

A Stalingrad Do-Or-Die is the norm in M41. Women will be put on the front lines because the Imperium needs any able body who can point a gun in the general direction of anything trying to kill you.
Thing is, if you extend this attitude across a vast space and perpetuate it for ten thousand plus years, what you have is a recipie for precipitous population decline, aka, societal death.
Which falls into this weird category of phenomena where it creates internal canon grimderp, in the name of extrinsic "inclusivity", which if, of course, a false god.

As an aside there's the adage that Spartans didn't build grave markers for the dead, unless they were a man who died in battle, or a woman who died in childbirth.

The most warlike civilizations in history wanted their women making more warriors, not getting shot in a foxhole and dying childless.
Simple fact is, men aren't put out of action for nine months every time they wanna make more people.

Suspension of disbelief test: failed.
 
Thing is, if you extend this attitude across a vast space and perpetuate it for ten thousand plus years, what you have is a recipie for precipitous population decline, aka, societal death.
Which falls into this weird category of phenomena where it creates internal canon grimderp, in the name of extrinsic "inclusivity", which if, of course, a false god.

As an aside there's the adage that Spartans didn't build grave markers for the dead, unless they were a man who died in battle, or a woman who died in childbirth.

The most warlike civilizations in history wanted their women making more warriors, not getting shot in a foxhole and dying childless.
Simple fact is, men aren't put out of action for nine months every time they wanna make more people.

Suspension of disbelief test: failed.
I don't think that really applies to the Imperium though since you have to remember that the vast majority of Imperial words aren't on the front lines and just go along shipping off men and materiel to the places that do need it.
 
I don't think that really applies to the Imperium though since you have to remember that the vast majority of Imperial words aren't on the front lines and just go along shipping off men and materiel to the places that do need it.
I'm afraid the same rationale also applies to an industrial workforce.
Take the modern West for example; inducting women into the labour force en masse is one of the larger factors that has led to our loss of replacement birth rates.
For a machine hell-bent on optimizing it's capacity for industry and war, optimizing sex roles is the only way to perpetuate a cycle that necessitates a constant loss of human life, short of using some scifi contrivance to handwave away human biology.
Even if disregarding essentially biologically ingrained sex roles makes for a larger short term conscription, the end result is that over these thousand-year spanning space wars, your front line manpower reserve gets worn down to nothing, because you have gotten all your women killed marching them over a minefield to clear a path for the tanks.
That and call me a curmudgeon, but without the degree of distance that a woman being an actual space-alien of another species, or an indoctrinated religious fanatic operating under a contrived set of restrictions, and heavily compensated by being overequipped, and absurdly strict, putting "normal women" on the battlefield, doesn't look heroic or cool.
It looks desperate, sad, lame and contrived.
Normal men are expected to fight, and if need be, die.
When the women are expected to do the same, then it's a sign of immanent failure, preceding rape and despoilment.

You can't have a "clean" war with normal women on the battlefield.
And it ruins the aesthetics of a game, because you can either ignore the woman-ness of the woman, thus at best getting an incongruous "Ellen Ripley" which is fine in moderation, but becomes weird when every other women is Ripley, or you can play on it for drama, which isn't what we're here for.
We're here to kitbash trukks, and make little plastic blokes die, not explore social justice issues through the lens of a game of plastic soldiers set in a fictional setting that is a shitty place on purpose, for the facilitation of imaginary pitched battles.

At my LGS Frostgrave kits sold like hotcakes; everybody loved them for kitbash fodder, or for the game itself.
But long after all the male kits were sold, and to this day, there's still an unsold pile of woman warriors gathering dust on a shelf.

The battlefield is no place for a normal woman, and every normal man knows it's his job to keep them as far away from one as possible.
 
Thing is, if you extend this attitude across a vast space and perpetuate it for ten thousand plus years, what you have is a recipie for precipitous population decline, aka, societal death.
Which falls into this weird category of phenomena where it creates internal canon grimderp, in the name of extrinsic "inclusivity", which if, of course, a false god.

As an aside there's the adage that Spartans didn't build grave markers for the dead, unless they were a man who died in battle, or a woman who died in childbirth.

The most warlike civilizations in history wanted their women making more warriors, not getting shot in a foxhole and dying childless.
Simple fact is, men aren't put out of action for nine months every time they wanna make more people.

Suspension of disbelief test: failed.
You're trying to apply socio-economic theory to 40k. It won't work with most IPs, but 40k? Which since it's creation has been inconsistent as shit about everything, and written by authors that apply numbers of troops to being involved in full planetary warfare, that don't even add up to single battles in ww1 or ww2 at times, and you want to focus on hypothetical birth rates for a setting that can't even be consistent with its currency? Or anything resembling trade between planets and how it makes little sense to even be able to supply goods for warfare let alone general living? That at times has discussed guilds of hive scum mining piles of discarded parchment?
 
You're trying to apply socio-economic theory to 40k. It won't work with most IPs, but 40k? Which since it's creation has been inconsistent as shit about everything, and written by authors that apply numbers of troops to being involved in full planetary warfare, that don't even add up to single battles in ww1 or ww2 at times, and you want to focus on hypothetical birth rates for a setting that can't even be consistent with its currency? Or anything resembling trade between planets and how it makes little sense to even be able to supply goods for warfare let alone general living? That at times has discussed guilds of hive scum mining piles of discarded parchment?
Oh being stupid isn't the main problem.
And it is; profoundlly stupid.
But there are many other things in the setting that are also stupid BUT which build towards the aesthetic and thematic fulfilment of the series.
And putting incongruous dog-faced lesbians in charge of every single imperial guard regiment, is so ugly,
I believe I am obligated to mockery.
 
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Thing is, if you extend this attitude across a vast space and perpetuate it for ten thousand plus years, what you have is a recipie for precipitous population decline, aka, societal death.
Which falls into this weird category of phenomena where it creates internal canon grimderp, in the name of extrinsic "inclusivity", which if, of course, a false god.
Simple fact is, men aren't put out of action for nine months every time they wanna make more people.
I think you're missing the point. The Imperium does not value individual human lives; they're anonymous numbers on dataslates, like any other materiel. The collective is more important.

A commissar isn't gonna give two shits about the sexes of those he's been given command of, let alone their individual needs. If G.I. Jane is with child thanks to a steamy night with G.I. Joe, that's not his problem.

And G.I. Jane, for her part, knows this, and that's she's getting kicked in the belly or shot if she complains.

I get what you're saying; as a general rule, if a woman wants to reach parity of combat-readiness with a man, she has to work twice as hard to get half as far.
Take the modern West for example
Again, you're making the mistake of assuming Imperial citizens are no different from fat and happy Current Year bugmen. Guardsmen aren't Astartes, but they're still tough fuckers in their own right. They have to be.
thus at best getting an incongruous "Ellen Ripley" which is fine in moderation, but becomes weird when every other women is Ripley, or you can play on it for drama, which isn't what we're here for.
Even in the co-ed factions, men are the overwhelming majority.
You can't have a "clean" war with normal women on the battlefield.
Since when is war "clean"? War is the messiest conceivable thing that can happen.
Suspension of disbelief test: failed.
>a schlocky space opera defined by undying 10-foot demigods struggling against tides of screaming green retards born yesterday who can make things work just by enough collective belief
>some soldiers having boobs doesn't pass the "muh realism" test


Lol, lmao even.
 
@Meat Target.
Reply broken, hmm.
But yeah, at no point have I made any sort of argument from individualism.
The main first of my argument is that it is COLLECTIVELY suicidal.
The other is that it is ugly, ridiculous, unaesthetic, lame, stupid, incongruous pandering, which I actually feel far stronger about.
 
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