Warhammer 40k

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Over half of warhammer youtubers have at some point clickbaited with an image of Cavill. That's all you need to know about what composting grifter dickheads they are.

 

[Van Darkholme]

An then you ask how low IQ does one need to have to believe that any of these grifting fucks are Warhammer fans. Specially this big chungus lookin ass.

Endymion said that he doesn't know anything about 40k, so he's just riding the grifting wave, but to be fair he's far from being the only one.

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Lets assume this fucker's as tall as an Armiger; I don't think that's unreasonable. His wings are just as tall or taller than him. We're talking 10-12" or so here, aren't we? And it's going to be resin, so those wings are going to last maybe one trip to/from the gaming table before they snap off.

While that's the HH Fulgrim, the 40k one will probably be more or the less the same size as his brothers, so something in the range of a Imperial Knight Questoris.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

What are the detachment rules again for 40K? It would be pretty awesome seeing someone field all 4 of the demon primarchs in one list of delicious chaos soup.

 

[FedPostalService]

Over half of warhammer youtubers have at some point clickbaited with an image of Cavill. That's all you need to know about what composting grifter dickheads they are.

The other half are trannies though, so I know who’d I rather watch.

 

[Male Idiot]

The other half are trannies though, so I know who’d I rather watch.

Watch burialgoods instead.

 

[p1138]

What are the detachment rules again for 40K? It would be pretty awesome seeing someone field all 4 of the demon primarchs in one list of delicious chaos soup.

Matched play rules it wouldn't be possible. Outside of matched play rules you can literally do whatever you want, but you wouldn't get army and detachment rules for more than one of them. He'll probably be around 400-450 points, so you could run them all for about 1600. The trouble is, if you don't use WE army rules, then you can't resurrect Angron. If you don't use TSons rules, then you're missing part of Magnus' spellcasting. Mortarion fortunately is kind of independent but is also only 300 points and still doesn't always get taken, and we don't know what the EC army and detachment rules are that you might be missing with Fulgrim. Realistically? You'll probably have 1-2 of them just get shot off the board fairly quickly, and for the 3 currently in game a lot of their points value comes from supporting their army's units which you won't be doing much of with only 400 points leftover.

I guess it would be a fun match to do once against some imperium leaders just to see what happens. Lion, Guilliman, Morven Vahl, maybe Cawl I guess as a 4th? But if you include Canis Rex instead of Morven Vahl(she's definitely not equivalent in points) that's going to take out a demon primarch or two real fast.

 

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lol


They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

Does it mean it's gone for good? Probably not. But it's amusing to think of the reaction if GW did go ahead and undo it in 11th, isn't it?

 

[p1138]

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

That book wasn't written by the same team, and was originally advertised months ago(back in July). Meaning it was likely written before the custodes codex. Really, it doesn't mean shit.

 

[FedPostalService]

lol

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They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

Does it mean it's gone for good? Probably not. But it's amusing to think of the reaction if GW did go ahead and undo it in 11th, isn't it?

Henry Cavil walked into Amazon HQ, beat a receptionist to deaths with his bare hands, then challenged Bezos to a dick length completion, which saved Warhammer. It why the Old World is back too.

The Emperor protects.

 

[Eddy G.]

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

The stain of Trannesey can never be fully washed away.

 

[LillWeeb]

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Lets assume this fucker's as tall as an Armiger; I don't think that's unreasonable. His wings are just as tall or taller than him. We're talking 10-12" or so here, aren't we? And it's going to be resin, so those wings are going to last maybe one trip to/from the gaming table before they snap off.

As some one who plays Morahi/ The Shadow Queen in one of my AOS Daughters of Khaine list, big center piece models are cool but since she also has big wings its pain to move and set up on the table.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

As some one who plays Morahi/ The Shadow Queen in one of my AOS Daughters of Khaine list, big center piece models are cool but since she also has big wings its pain to move and set up on the table.

and morathis wings are atleast plastic

i shudder to think how ones supposed to play with the resin fulgrim, let alone move the thing anywhere without his resin wings shattering.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Endymion said that he doesn't know anything about 40k

As unsurprising as it is hilarious.

While that's the HH Fulgrim, the 40k one will probably be more or the less the same size as his brothers, so something in the range of a Imperial Knight Questoris.

Fuck I love Knights, but that Mortarion model is just...so good.

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

Really? Hell yeah that's awesome, guess I will buy this book one day. Also, didn't these two-or at least Gav "Fuck Knife-ears" Thrope-take a step back and leave GW or am I retarded?

Does it mean it's gone for good? Probably not. But it's amusing to think of the reaction if GW did go ahead and undo it in 11th, isn't it?

Always a cycle, they'll keep pushing it, they'll reverse it once enough push back comes, and they'll keep doing it until it goes unnoticed enough. Reminds me of Owlcat's shitty anti-privacy practices since I mentioned them earlier.

That book wasn't written by the same team, and was originally advertised months ago(back in July). Meaning it was likely written before the custodes codex. Really, it doesn't mean shit.

To be fair, they could have been told "hey, remove the lines that says Custodes can be female" during this time but didn't, unless they started printing them out right before the Femtodes incident and it would be a waste of money to recall and edit physical copies so they said "fuck it, we said 'everything is canon, not everything is true' so we can work with this." That phrase reminds me of this image:

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

and morathis wings are atleast plastic

i shudder to think how ones supposed to play with the resin fulgrim, let alone move the thing anywhere without his resin wings shattering.

Basically everything I've ever heard from 30K EC players who have him is that daemon Fulgrim's a gigantic pain in the ass to move around. I've even seen some batreps with him where his player just left the wings off.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Really? Hell yeah that's awesome, guess I will buy this book one day. Also, didn't these two-or at least Gav "Fuck Knife-ears" Thrope-take a step back and leave GW or am I retarded?

gav thorpe works at warlord games now on their konflikt47 game doesnt he?

haley is still pumping out bolter slop for black library

i imagine this book is unofficial given its not produced by geedubs themselves.

*edit, nup they even mentioned it on their website.

interesting

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/clKW9kj1/get-ready-to-explore-warhammer-40000-with-dk-books-expansive-guide/

 

[p1138]

gav thorpe works at warlord games now on their konflikt47 game doesnt he?

He did, but he had a black library book come out just a month ago(the votann one, high khals oath or whatever). A lot of these authors bounce between companies for work without needing to have an exclusivity deal. ADB has had an ongoing series outside of black library for basically a decade. Dan Abnett has written Doctor Who and other shit as well including a short story for League of Legends of all things.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I am so fucking tired over this argument REPEATED stop retreading this bullshit already and buy old marines or something. Its not even a kiwi issue I am going insane over seeing this argument repeated over and over and over. Do you just want your opinions reaffirmed constantly or what? They still act like big dumb space marines thats all that matters if that really does not do it for you just play another faction or just replace the helmets you live in a 3D printer era its not hard. See this marine is wearing a beak but is primaris its that easy.

You people and your defender of the elf lover girly man will never not be funny primary space marines are not real space marines and our #heresy.

Also I finished all of Dan abnett S heresy novels and Oh my God that man cannot write space millions when it comes to anything outside of the guidebooks he created people should stop I didn't write anything besides imperial guard

Lets assume this fucker's as tall as an Armiger; I don't think that's unreasonable. His wings are just as tall or taller than him. We're talking 10-12" or so here, aren't we? And it's going to be resin, so those wings are going to last maybe one trip to/from the gaming table before they snap off.

I buy that but I'm not a homosexual everyone who plays emperor's children is gay

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

The emperor protects

 

[Tims]

...I'm actually a bit fond of the Primaris, I want more stories of them being competent and cool but still naive compared to the veterans and more susceptible to Chaos or at least getting their shit pushed in by the more ancient marines. I understand and even feel for the people for hate their guts though.

I'm also fond of the Banana boys but you know what, having this super fuck-off (nearly) unbeatable army of walking WMDs and doing barely dick all with them for large parts of the setting is just turbo retardation. And as @Judge Holden said, not only does Gulliman's return just not feel like its done right, he now suddenly gets these mustard bottle fucks off their ass? They're so cool but whenever they appear I feel a headache coming on.

The new Alpha legion book (Renegades: Harrowmaster) is good for that, this group of veteran alpha legionnaires absolutely shits on a load of primaris Imperial Fists while being impressed with how durable they are etc. Tbh it's a good book overall, even has Kharn in it.

Just for autistic funsies, who would you fancast for certain characters? I think we can agree on Cavill as Emps.

Spoiler: Non-comprehensive typecast suggestions

Primarchs:

• Lion: Charles Dance
• Horus: Arnold Vosloo
• Fulgrim: Sacha Baron Cohen
• Perturabo: Javier Bardem
• Khan: Daniel Henney
• Russ: Travis Fimmel
• Dorn: John Slattery
• Curze: Jackie Earle Haley
• Sanguinius: Nikolaj Koster-Waldau
• Ferrus Manus: Jeremy Renner
• Angron: Jason Momoa
• Guilliman: Aaron Eckhart
• Mortarion: Tim Roth
• Magnus: Mike Peele
• Vulkan: Terry Crews

Astartes:

• Rylanor: Peter Cullen
• Loken: Alexander Skarsgard
• Torgaddon: James Ransone
• Abaddon: Rory McCann
• Tarvitz: Jim Caveziel
• Garro: John Krasinski
• Lucius: Will Poulter
• Erebus: Gary Oldman

Mortals:

• Ignace Karkasy: Stephen Fry
• Kyril Sindermann: Iain Glen
• Mersady Oliton: Rihanna
• Euphrati Keeler: Caity Lotz
• Lotara: Lena Headey

The real question is who would play John Grammaticus????????

 

[Meat Target]

MeatBro found me a Deff Dread for Christmas, which they either don't make anymore or don't sell in Burgerstan. Perfect way to cap off my Ork WAAAAUGGGGH!

This is probably going to be an dumb as hell question but fuck it, is there any """based""" non-grifting Warhammer content creator?

I've said before: Luetin09 and The Remembrancer. They're good at sticking to just lore, if you want filled in on books you don't feel like reading. And some people mentioned DreadAnon, who's legit funny and has to stay just on the right side of JewTube rules.

I have my suspicions of Mr.Bones since he associates with a few troons. I hope Baldermort isn't someone I should avoid...on purpose

Bones is okay. His content is informative enough, and he'll make a few wisecracks without it being too frequent and forced like MajorKill. If he associates with troons, that's a shame, but until he starts bringing it into his videos I won't hold that against him.

Baldemort is meh, he tends to just read excerpts from primary sources without providing much further context.

Also I finished all of Dan abnett's heresy novels and Oh my God that man cannot write

Abnett also writes for Marvel, which explains a lot. The less said about the Cabal and John Grammaticus, the better.

He also tends to throw the reader into the deep end without proper introduction or exposition. Blind-reading Horus Rising for the first time, I thought the opening scene was a flash-forward to the Siege of Terra. "I was there when Horus slew the Emperor", but he doesn't tell you the "Emperor" was just a delusional nutcase till after the fact.

 

[Breadbassket]