Warhammer 40k

[The tired cat]

"Just wanted to make sure my sources were straight man! Totally not just a fat fuck who can't do proper research to save his life!" Christ the Henry Cavill head in the thumbnail too, 67,000 views in only 6 hours, it's just sad. Would be hilarious if Henry just told these guys to fuck off already.

I would find it more funny if Cavill or someone would threaten a lawsuit at this dicksnot.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

That's the forgeworld horus heresy version from a year or two ago. It would be really weird for the 40k version to be resin, when mortarion, angron, and magnus are plastic. This is the new 40k fulgrim
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https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/7d4knyuv/kneel-before-the-immaculate-form-of-fulgrim-daemon-primarch-of-slaanesh/

I really regret not buying the HH version of Fulgrim when I had the spare cash because of how good it looks. I don't even have emperor's children as an army but as a display piece few things beat how it looks.

I would find it more funny if Cavill or someone would threaten a lawsuit at this dicksnot.

I can see the video titles now if Cavill ever got litigious about his face being used in thumbnails all the time. Henry Cavill dmca true Warhammer fans!? Amazon wokehammer show doomed to fail!!! I've said previously in the thread but that man saying he liked Warhammer is probably one of the worst things he could have done for his image.

 

[The tired cat]

Henry Cavill dmca true Warhammer fans!? Amazon wokehammer show doomed to fail

An then you ask how low IQ does one need to have to believe that any of these grifting fucks are Warhammer fans. Specially this big chungus lookin ass.

 

[p1138]

I can see the video titles now if Cavill ever got litigious about his face being used in thumbnails all the time. Henry Cavill dmca true Warhammer fans!? Amazon wokehammer show doomed to fail!!! I've said previously in the thread but that man saying he liked Warhammer is probably one of the worst things he could have done for his image.

Trying to sue people on youtube for slapping his face onto everything would probably be a huge mistake. It's easier to just ignore the dumb shit. While these grifters are obnoxious, they have limited reach that isn't mainstream. They aren't raking in millions of views a video whining about how a couple random stores quit carrying GW products.

An then you ask how low IQ does one need to have to believe that any of these grifting fucks are Warhammer fans. Specially this big chungus lookin ass.

Have you seen the average warhammer fan? A lot of them will believe anything if it's a complaint, especially a complaint about warhammer.

 

[augment]

Over half of warhammer youtubers have at some point clickbaited with an image of Cavill. That's all you need to know about what composting grifter dickheads they are.

 

[Van Darkholme]

An then you ask how low IQ does one need to have to believe that any of these grifting fucks are Warhammer fans. Specially this big chungus lookin ass.

Endymion said that he doesn't know anything about 40k, so he's just riding the grifting wave, but to be fair he's far from being the only one.

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Lets assume this fucker's as tall as an Armiger; I don't think that's unreasonable. His wings are just as tall or taller than him. We're talking 10-12" or so here, aren't we? And it's going to be resin, so those wings are going to last maybe one trip to/from the gaming table before they snap off.

While that's the HH Fulgrim, the 40k one will probably be more or the less the same size as his brothers, so something in the range of a Imperial Knight Questoris.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

What are the detachment rules again for 40K? It would be pretty awesome seeing someone field all 4 of the demon primarchs in one list of delicious chaos soup.

 

[FedPostalService]

Over half of warhammer youtubers have at some point clickbaited with an image of Cavill. That's all you need to know about what composting grifter dickheads they are.

The other half are trannies though, so I know who’d I rather watch.

 

[Male Idiot]

The other half are trannies though, so I know who’d I rather watch.

Watch burialgoods instead.

 

[p1138]

What are the detachment rules again for 40K? It would be pretty awesome seeing someone field all 4 of the demon primarchs in one list of delicious chaos soup.

Matched play rules it wouldn't be possible. Outside of matched play rules you can literally do whatever you want, but you wouldn't get army and detachment rules for more than one of them. He'll probably be around 400-450 points, so you could run them all for about 1600. The trouble is, if you don't use WE army rules, then you can't resurrect Angron. If you don't use TSons rules, then you're missing part of Magnus' spellcasting. Mortarion fortunately is kind of independent but is also only 300 points and still doesn't always get taken, and we don't know what the EC army and detachment rules are that you might be missing with Fulgrim. Realistically? You'll probably have 1-2 of them just get shot off the board fairly quickly, and for the 3 currently in game a lot of their points value comes from supporting their army's units which you won't be doing much of with only 400 points leftover.

I guess it would be a fun match to do once against some imperium leaders just to see what happens. Lion, Guilliman, Morven Vahl, maybe Cawl I guess as a 4th? But if you include Canis Rex instead of Morven Vahl(she's definitely not equivalent in points) that's going to take out a demon primarch or two real fast.

 

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lol


They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

Does it mean it's gone for good? Probably not. But it's amusing to think of the reaction if GW did go ahead and undo it in 11th, isn't it?

 

[p1138]

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

That book wasn't written by the same team, and was originally advertised months ago(back in July). Meaning it was likely written before the custodes codex. Really, it doesn't mean shit.

 

[FedPostalService]

lol

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They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

Does it mean it's gone for good? Probably not. But it's amusing to think of the reaction if GW did go ahead and undo it in 11th, isn't it?

Henry Cavil walked into Amazon HQ, beat a receptionist to deaths with his bare hands, then challenged Bezos to a dick length completion, which saved Warhammer. It why the Old World is back too.

The Emperor protects.

 

[Edilg]

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

The stain of Trannesey can never be fully washed away.

 

[LillWeeb]

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Lets assume this fucker's as tall as an Armiger; I don't think that's unreasonable. His wings are just as tall or taller than him. We're talking 10-12" or so here, aren't we? And it's going to be resin, so those wings are going to last maybe one trip to/from the gaming table before they snap off.

As some one who plays Morahi/ The Shadow Queen in one of my AOS Daughters of Khaine list, big center piece models are cool but since she also has big wings its pain to move and set up on the table.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

As some one who plays Morahi/ The Shadow Queen in one of my AOS Daughters of Khaine list, big center piece models are cool but since she also has big wings its pain to move and set up on the table.

and morathis wings are atleast plastic

i shudder to think how ones supposed to play with the resin fulgrim, let alone move the thing anywhere without his resin wings shattering.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Endymion said that he doesn't know anything about 40k

As unsurprising as it is hilarious.

While that's the HH Fulgrim, the 40k one will probably be more or the less the same size as his brothers, so something in the range of a Imperial Knight Questoris.

Fuck I love Knights, but that Mortarion model is just...so good.

They re-retconned Female Custodes away in the new book by Guy Haley and Gav Thorpe. Specifically calls the Custodes a brotherhood and male, removing the gender-neutral language added in the 10th Codex and replacing it with the male specific terms used before the retcon.

Really? Hell yeah that's awesome, guess I will buy this book one day. Also, didn't these two-or at least Gav "Fuck Knife-ears" Thrope-take a step back and leave GW or am I retarded?

Does it mean it's gone for good? Probably not. But it's amusing to think of the reaction if GW did go ahead and undo it in 11th, isn't it?

Always a cycle, they'll keep pushing it, they'll reverse it once enough push back comes, and they'll keep doing it until it goes unnoticed enough. Reminds me of Owlcat's shitty anti-privacy practices since I mentioned them earlier.

That book wasn't written by the same team, and was originally advertised months ago(back in July). Meaning it was likely written before the custodes codex. Really, it doesn't mean shit.

To be fair, they could have been told "hey, remove the lines that says Custodes can be female" during this time but didn't, unless they started printing them out right before the Femtodes incident and it would be a waste of money to recall and edit physical copies so they said "fuck it, we said 'everything is canon, not everything is true' so we can work with this." That phrase reminds me of this image:

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

and morathis wings are atleast plastic

i shudder to think how ones supposed to play with the resin fulgrim, let alone move the thing anywhere without his resin wings shattering.

Basically everything I've ever heard from 30K EC players who have him is that daemon Fulgrim's a gigantic pain in the ass to move around. I've even seen some batreps with him where his player just left the wings off.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Really? Hell yeah that's awesome, guess I will buy this book one day. Also, didn't these two-or at least Gav "Fuck Knife-ears" Thrope-take a step back and leave GW or am I retarded?

gav thorpe works at warlord games now on their konflikt47 game doesnt he?

haley is still pumping out bolter slop for black library

i imagine this book is unofficial given its not produced by geedubs themselves.

*edit, nup they even mentioned it on their website.

interesting

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/clKW9kj1/get-ready-to-explore-warhammer-40000-with-dk-books-expansive-guide/

 

[p1138]

gav thorpe works at warlord games now on their konflikt47 game doesnt he?

He did, but he had a black library book come out just a month ago(the votann one, high khals oath or whatever). A lot of these authors bounce between companies for work without needing to have an exclusivity deal. ADB has had an ongoing series outside of black library for basically a decade. Dan Abnett has written Doctor Who and other shit as well including a short story for League of Legends of all things.