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AncientPhosphur said:
Bald. Why else would Horus go traitor?
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Horus inexplicably grows hair only to seethe and mald it all away due to the malign influence of Chaos
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It was an Abnett lore bulb so take it with some salt, but Brothers of the Snake mentioned that space marines used some shaving cream that stopped hair growth for years.
 
p1138 said:
Just like so many black library authors wanting to describe a space marine as being imposing by describing them as "over 2 meters tall", while failing to realize they're just describing them as NBA players.
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I mean, they're called "basketball people" for a reason.
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Also, damn. Few pages ago was...interesting.
daniel day said:
have you seen the gaping axe wound on the new fulgrim model? That nigga is a tranny snake now. Quick, someone drop 170$ to kitbash fulgrim into Liz Fong Jones.
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Just put a tiny paper bag on the head and it's almost 1:1.
INB4 "which head?"
 
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Tri-Tachyon'sClown said:
I mean, they're called "basketball people" for a reason.
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I don't get it ... where's the Salamanders livery?

Also, >muh height is only part of the picture. NBA players don't have the Black Carapace, secondary heart, extremely rapid clotting, the ability to spit acid, massively sped-up thought processes (possibly with the aid of augmetics as well and consider the fact that LeBron James can't even read) etc.
 
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