Warhammer 40k

The tired cat said:
Anyone think this was done as means to actually get people to play 30k or even buy the Custodes minis? 'Cause if 30k ain't doing so hot and Custodes themselves are shit because their codex sucking fried nuts, this was done as sort off "Well, maybe we can least get the gooners to buy these fuckers"
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If they want gooner bucks they need to make the female models not look so manly
 
SiggerNlayer said:
Delusional nonsense that you've developed in your mind from sticking yourself in echo chambers for too long. Every new release sells out immediately, every single one lmao and so will this one and GW's profits will only continue to expand as they've continued to do while guys like you spend years swearing it won't happen. I'm sorry man but you really don't have a view of the world that reflects reality.

The actual 40k community that owns models, paints them and plays in public is mostly made up of reasonable people and not pol-scrollers and e-right wingers who spend their days huffing and puffing over the new "woke" thing. We just don't care and never did, the community only grows every year.
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Magic the gathering sell like crack and they have SpongeBob SquarePants sets and shit design on top of woke shit and you need to piss away money on the product.

You should not look at people being mindless consumers of slop and go 'oh, those are the reasonable ones'.
 
harbringer883 said:
It is also, of little coincidence that the chapter are called the white templars
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The White Templars have existed since 2004. There are like 9 chapters with Templar in the name.
Brubby The 2nd said:
Afaik in fantasy Orks reproduce the old fashioned way so there's no need for backflips.
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Orcs in Fantasy are rumored to be spores that came to Mallus from the Old Ones' ships, it is not explicit if they use spores in Fantasy, but iirc it is confirmed in AoS
CervixHammer said:
Here's your Red Corsairs Command Squad.
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>Tarallians exist as Tau Auxiliars for 20 years
>No art at all until they get a model for a Chaos army.

Fingers crossed that we will get a Nicassar with the Word Bearers in 2080
 
The tired cat said:
So, aside from retards crying "muh kultuur waaarzz" like a bunch of virgin and incel faggots. Have there been any mentions of any new Ork stuff?
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The tired cat said:
Nah, that would be the faggots who cosplay as Black Templars on Twitter. Also, ain't a wrong assestment about pride, because Horus was a prideful faggot who thought he deserved it all.
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Do you even play warhammer you furry spaz? Or are you just in for tourist season?
 
Okay, I only got the Power Sword and Power Fist to raise in SM2. I guess I'm taking a break until Techmarine comes, so I can raise the Omnisiah Axe and Occulus Carbine at the same time. The game is good, but only 11 missions get tiring fast.
 
Besides that huge ass AoS model with the fat guy, are there any GW models that portray greed/gluttony well? Its gonna be a theme for one of my EC rhinos.

Speaking of Rhinos, the stls to EC it up are fantastic. Side doors, top panels, rear door and even the front. GW could make serious bucks if they sold customisable kits as extras.
 
"It's Bouquet!!"

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SandyCat said:
If they want gooner bucks they need to make the female models not look so manly
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I'd buy them. Closest they have is sisters of battle, and those are very a bit niche in terms of gooning potential.

I've gone on this rant before, but fuck it. I keep hearing how the hobby is overflowing with "sexist" "horny" "boob armour" models, but I can't find them. Female models are few, and those that do exist are heavily covered up (Frostgrave) manly (Stormcast) or 3D prints (don't count imo). And even those that are feminine tend to be on the buff "muscle mommy" ballbuster side. Which makes sense I suppose, but as said, is a bit niche.

Only exceptions I've really found are Infinity and DnD Reaper minis.
 
WhatIsThePunchline said:
Magic the gathering sell like crack and they have SpongeBob SquarePants sets and shit design on top of woke shit and you need to piss away money on the product.

You should not look at people being mindless consumers of slop and go 'oh, those are the reasonable ones'.
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"It always sells out!" while my local store has probably 200 warhammer box sets lining the wall. And GW have to mandate that places give a percentage of their store space over to GW and only GW or you can't stock it. What kind of a company has to force shops to give it a percentage of shelf space instead of deciding what to do themselves?

But it's all sold out. You can never get it. It's making record profits. And it's not just scalpers ordering the limited edition runs and whales buying up boxes they put in the closet until they sell them on ebay as "projects I'll never get round to".
Miriam Margoyles said:
"It's Bouquet!!"

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How dare you!? Do not compare the lady of the house to that.
 
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