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I think so, too. Have a nice throwback to 2nd ed. vibe with the tusked helmets and trophy poles.
Yeah the current gen Chaos Termies are nice despite the loadout issues they had on release. But the issue with that image is it was made to show off the red corsair upgrade shoulder pads, which are the only "new" new thing about them. The person taking the photo didn't seem to understand what he was supposed to be doing.

They're still shorter than the newer loyalists, GW can't help themselves. Fuck me gotta take the knife to this Angel now
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Nigga, the funniest Warhammer story has Xantine fucking one and she cucks him for a younger stud who’s a sub-brick IQ retard. That not only requires independent thought but also personality. Lord of Excess is truly the greatest piece of Warhammer fiction.
An enjoyable read. I didnt like how many times they changed perspectives (mostly the underground scenes) but it was just a cheeky EC trip with the lads.
 
The people who are most excited about fem-Custodes aren't saying "Hooray, female Custodes!", they're all smugly going on about how much this is owning the chuds, that's all they care about.
 
The people who are most excited about fem-Custodes aren't saying "Hooray, female Custodes!", they're all smugly going on about how much this is owning the chuds, that's all they care about.
Yup. They don't actually want FemStodes, they want to destroy what they see as a Male Only Space and "own the Chuds." That's why smug idiots decrying the "culture war bullshit" are being disingenuous as fuck. This is a change being brought by the culture war and not caring isn't neutrality, it's capitulation.

It's literally that meme: "You're stupid for caring about this change, but not me, I really really really really really really want this change and will fight you to the death for it."

This includes at least a good chunk of GW Leadership, definitely all of BL, who were torn between knowing damn well that FemMarines would destroy the IP and wanting to wank themselves silly to helping bring in John Lennon's "Imagine" at least on some small level.
 
Yup. They don't actually want FemStodes, they want to destroy what they see as a Male Only Space and "own the Chuds." That's why smug idiots decrying the "culture war bullshit" are being disingenuous as fuck. This is a change being brought by the culture war and not caring isn't neutrality, it's capitulation
Ask yourself, who outside this shithole of a site, Twatter or fucking Reddit gonna give a shit. Only ones who care are the faggots from these three mentioned locations, because the "muh kultur warz" is the only meaning they have in their pointless fucking lives.
 
That's why smug idiots decrying the "culture war bullshit" are being disingenuous as fuck
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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity is posting the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That Is Crazy.
The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were subverting my hobby, so, boom, I called him a Reddit Nigger Troon. The thing is. He was right.
And then I started seeing everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks - everywhere I looked, posting the exact same fucking thing over and over and over and over again. Thinkin - "This time is gonna be different" , "No no no please... This time I'm going to prove hobbies for nerds are being Gay Nigger Pozzed"

I'm sorry... I don't LIKE the way YOU'RE POSTING AT ME... Okay? Do you have a FUCKING PROBLEM in your head? Do you think I want Gay Nigger Troons in my hobby? Do you think this hasn't already been posted six quintillion fucking times before you decided to bring it up again? FUCK YOU! Okay? Fuck You!

It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill Battle Brother. I'm gonna chill.
The thing is, alright. The thing is I already posted about how you should bring something of value to the thread, hobby work, your models, anything. And it's not like I am a dumb secondary Nigger.

It's okay. It's clear resin under the foam bridge.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
 
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Cucking out the SoS is the real loss here. They shafted a pre-established all-female faction just to shoe-horn busted man-jaw chicks into an all-male one that people barely play to begin with.
It's just sad that they already had two exclusively female factions but because they're not as popular as they'd hoped instead of accepting that the fanbase just isn't there for these things they have to force it on popular armies instead(which arguably SoS were already doing to an extent especially when they kept putting them in Custodes boxes despite most players wanting nothing to do with them)
And now the actual female army SoS are left to rot. It's just like women and troons in real life come to think of it.
 
It's just sad that they already had two exclusively female factions
Granted, the Sisters still had male models on their rules, as GW, for some reason, didn't fold the Ecclesiarchy Priests and Retinue into the Imperial Agents.
I do like the Crusaders, one of the coolest designs for regular humans.
I always imagined Slann like the WHFB lizard men army leaders (weren't they even named Slann?
In 40k they were the "Old Slaani", at the time, even in WHFB the full Lizardman lore wasn't developed yet (for example, the Slann started as a separate group)
4th ed you had some art, while the 3rd ed Necron codex say you can use Lizardmen to represent "degenerate remnants of the Old Ones."
 
Allies cannot be used in competitive tournaments.
This is unfortunately both entirely necessary and kills it out of the gate, since it seems that most people just use whatever the latest competitive rule pack is, unmodified. It would be in the same boat as Legends units, which you barely see.
 
Ask yourself, who outside this shithole of a site, Twatter or fucking Reddit gonna give a shit. Only ones who care are the faggots from these three mentioned locations, because the "muh kultur warz" is the only meaning they have in their pointless fucking lives.
"Who cares" is the defense mounted by defenders of every violated franchise until it stops being culturally and financially relevant.
I'm not predicting doom based on this misstep, but GW isn't going to attract the elusive modern audience with this move, and will instead be a crack in the armor for the mythology
 
So I was checking the models, and it turns out both Space Marines and Sisters got female and male members respectively on the tabletop.
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Really, the only non "inclusive" armies are the Orks and Tyranids as they are genderless (Orks) and animalistic monsters (Nids)
 
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How I feel when a bunch of limey cunts add another female character with no substance or purpose to the setting for no reason other than their own masturbatory fantasies

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Just let me and the bros fantasize about murder and racism!
 
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"Who cares" is the defense mounted by defenders of every violated franchise until it stops being culturally and financially relevant.
I'm not predicting doom based on this misstep, but GW isn't going to attract the elusive modern audience with this move, and will instead be a crack in the armor for the mythology
This is said by a faggot who was pissy that Orange man cock wasnt sucked. Are you also among the fags who now considers the Star Wars prequels amazing as well?
 
Granted, the Sisters still had male models on their rules, as GW, for some reason, didn't fold the Ecclesiarchy Priests and Retinue into the Imperial Agents.
I do like the Crusaders, one of the coolest designs for regular humans.

In 40k they were the "Old Slaani", at the time, even in WHFB the full Lizardman lore wasn't developed yet (for example, the Slann started as a separate group)
4th ed you had some art, while the 3rd ed Necron codex say you can use Lizardmen to represent "degenerate remnants of the Old Ones."
I didn't even catch that the picture actually says Slanni while i looked at @Brubby The 2nd 's post yesterday.
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Reminded me of another one of my favorite, old school minis, Uriah Jacobus:
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To think that this is a 2nd ed. sculpt. Masterful design.
Well I just learned the Thatcher Ork stuff was bullshit
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It's crazy how long this shit endured, i remember Andy setting the record straight almost 20 years ago already but even dudes like Olden Demon (YT channel focused on RT and 2nd ed. era 40k) have been stating it as fact. To Olden Demon's credit, he got corrected in the comments and also answered along the lines of "Even after decades in the hobby you still learn something new".
 
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