Warhammer 40k

GRRRR I HATE FACISM anyway I love warhammer. Look at my faction of genocidal dictators who murder everything that doesn't agree with them. FUCK DRUMPF
Yeah, I agree. Also, I straight up couldn't play through half the day with the lag up the roof.

One thing I notice isn't talked about too: the music, or rather, the lack of it, outside of the end screen music, you barely hear it during the game, it is really weak, and not loud enough.
New mission apparently is also soft locking half way through, too. And Saber's community manager(s) on discord are having a mild melty over people asking wtf happened with this update :story:

Yeah the OST is pretty forgettable. It's too understated most of the time, and the more bombastic tracks are very generic. I ended up turning it off. Games sound design is good enough that it stands on its own imo. Some games kinda need their soundtracks, but this one doesn't.
 
My point being that the only ones who somehow haven’t been Great Filtered by chaos are humanity. Big E is the only force really challenging chaos and the current writers for the settings have big father complexes. If only the Eldar hadn’t fucked up like 5 times…

The Tau are blueberry retards, who don’t meaningfully interact with the setting (muh pheromones is kinda canon, which is even more retarded for the Tyranids). The Craftworld Eldar are too fractured to do anything, I like the Ynnari as a unifying goal for them. Dark Eldar are too busy cowardly awaiting the end in Commoragh. Necrons are like elves, but some of them like humanity like the flayer cults and Trazyn.
Eh Orks are kinda Chaos' kryptonite. Can't be turned even though they're psychically active, the more you fight them the stronger they get.
 
Eh Orks are kinda Chaos' kryptonite. Can't be turned even though they're psychically active, the more you fight them the stronger they get.
Yeah but three of the four marked legions probably are having as much fun as the Orks are in the fight and that feeds the Four. So while the greenskins outside Tuska’s band don’t feed the four, their effect on the world does. Chaos gains momentum through destruction, that weakens the walls and is the most surefire way to let the daemons in.

Orks tear shit up on a WAAAGGGHHH and kill billions? The Four are collecting that team xp laughing to the bank.

I can’t imagine TS enjoying fighting the green tards and the Undivided cucks are universally bound by being joyless pricks but EC, WE and even DG live for the fight. Other than the SoH, those boys were the last ones as a force committed to Horus’s Homecoming.
 
Yeah, even if Orks dont feed Chaos as much, their actions will do eventually.

Granted, everyone feeds Chaos, or people think the endless war in the Imperium doesn't fill Khorne's XP bar?
 
Eh Orks are kinda Chaos' kryptonite. Can't be turned even though they're psychically active, the more you fight them the stronger they get.
Orkz are one of the best parts of the setting. The issue being that they don’t care about the fag shit going on wrt other factions. You can basically do anything with them and it really doesn’t break the rules of the setting. They are unga bunga retards and even on table top are fairly fun, although the few times I played it was homebrew rules.

I really just hate the space jeets. The curry farts are Imperium propaganda, SAAAAAR! GALACTIC SUPER POWER BY 43 MILLENNIUM, SAAAAAR!
 
I thought Tyranids are the only faction that's completely impervious to Chaos?
They’re not either, you just gotta put in the work to do it.

Some Iron Warriors kidnapped a Tyranid “shipform” and dragged it kicking and screaming into the Eye, where they injected it with the Obliterator virus and let it ferment. Nowhere near worth the effort involved but it’s pretty cool.
 
Some Iron Warriors kidnapped a Tyranid “shipform” and dragged it kicking and screaming into the Eye, where they injected it with the Obliterator virus and let it ferment.
Cool. Then what? I'm not reading whatever book it's in because I can't with Snipe's big fat arse all over my face

No but the real reason I came to this thread today is to ask if Midwinter Minis did anything to further degrade his reputation lately. I'm surprised he doesn't have a thread.
 
Orkz are one of the best parts of the setting. The issue being that they don’t care about the fag shit going on wrt other factions. You can basically do anything with them and it really doesn’t break the rules of the setting. They are unga bunga retards and even on table top are fairly fun, although the few times I played it was homebrew rules.

I really just hate the space jeets. The curry farts are Imperium propaganda, SAAAAAR! GALACTIC SUPER POWER BY 43 MILLENNIUM, SAAAAAR!
Spiritually you will find many Orks anywhere above Nottingham in these fair isles.
As I've gotten older painting (and playing Orks) is seemingly becoming more and more likely for me. The idea that I can just buy any tank model roughly the same size shove some random shit on it bolt on some plates and go "yeah that's a looted tank" sounds funny as fuck.
 
People are really puritan these days, aint them? Nothing sexual is allowed; any description of a woman's body in media is "creepy"
This bullshit began just around the time tumblr became the "it" replacement for myspace by the way. A long ass time ago. Nothing can be sexualized, romantic, even platonic, we just handed the whole of human culture to the eunuch lawyers at Disney.
 
Cool. Then what? I'm not reading whatever book it's in because I can't with Snipe's big fat arse all over my face

No but the real reason I came to this thread today is to ask if Midwinter Minis did anything to further degrade his reputation lately. I'm surprised he doesn't have a thread.
He doesn't do enough on a regular basis for it.
Wait is that *the* matt ward
Fuck no. That's a faggot from this channel https://www.youtube.com/@SnipeandWib
Matt Ward is actually a man
 
They’re not either, you just gotta put in the work to do it.

Some Iron Warriors kidnapped a Tyranid “shipform” and dragged it kicking and screaming into the Eye, where they injected it with the Obliterator virus and let it ferment. Nowhere near worth the effort involved but it’s pretty cool.
That's so fucking absurd, I love it.
 
I've had some time with it now, mostly just playing the Techmarine himself as I really do not give a fuck about another joint chaos mission where you babysit the Dreadnoughts dumpy AI. Besides its apparently bugged anyway.

Techmarine is... ok? Idk. The pieces are there but they don't fit well. Like the servo gun is a great concept, letting you keep swinging or shooting while the servo does the gunstrikes automatically, but that's not how it works. You still need to activate it which is incredibly awkward, and sometimes you do a normal one for seemingly no reason which can fuck you if you've gotten into the rhythm of staying mobile while the servo does the strike. It should just be an automatic thing. Soon as you have a gunstrike available it should take the shot without your input. Idk why it's not like this.

The turrets are weird. They increased the amount of places they can spawn, I've seen one in almost every zone of every mission I've played. They do good damage if they can focus on something, otherwise they just kinda spray and pray and get disabled in a couple seconds from my experience so far. But I'm still low level, and also don't care much for this gimmick anyway. Maybe if the sentry was like some sort of call in, or a little follower you had to repair every so often, but as is it's just there. Probably be pretty nice for Siege when they eventually make it available there, because of course it's not.

The Omnissiah Axe is kinda ass to me. It has so much forward momentum on its light combos you can easily get yourself in a shit spot. It's charging run is something that would be better as a Bulwark ability, and it's finishing piercing strike sometimes doesn't work. Looks good and it's executions are slick, and the combos themselves are fine. It's just really fucking slow and moves you around too much.

The Techmarine was rushed so hard he doesn't even have dialog for anything other than the newest mission. So if you do any of the others, whenever it would be the Techmarine(you) speaking, it's one of the others instead. He has banter with the other marines and the generic chatter, but no mission related dialog outside the newest one. And like I said before, he's got the least amount of customization despite Saber saying they'd have it all ready by the time the patch was out.

Some other stuff I noticed was the goofy fuck up with the Imperial Fist and Blood Angels Champion pauldrons. All people wanted was to be able to change the trim color, and for the outlines on the chalice and blood drops to stay gold for the BA pauldron. That's it. But such a simple ask is too much for their Spaghetti code.

They claimed the Heavy now has access to the Dark Angels and Black Templars champion shoulders, but ges had access to them since they split them into individual pieces. That reeks of not knowing what's in your fuckin game already, which is just sad.

They also claimed to have added the belt accessories back to the white scars champion breastplate for the tactical, but they actually removed them entirely for every class that could use it. So now it's just the belt, the buckle and the tassels. Good job.
None of the other various little issues I've noticed with the cosmetics that have been there for months have been fixed. I've even sent a few reports in about them over that time.

A couple of the vanilla pieces had their color assignments fucked with too. For example the Tactical has a left pauldron with a tilt shield on it. This shields color is now tied to the pauldrons face color, whereas before it mirrored your breastplates color. Weird.
Oh and you have to spend 400 accolades if you want the ability to swap the classes vanilla heads and voices around. They couldn't just add that in as a freebie. Gotta grind for it.

All in all, mediocre update. Best thing to come from it is the retards who bought the chapter specific voice pack being mad it's as half assed as it obviously was going to be. Props to some of them for getting a refund though.
 
Honestly, I skipped all preview videos milking content, so I expected (and still think it should be the case) that the Tarantula Turret being the actual skill, like, make the timer longer or something else to balance, the servo auto gun should be just a passive.
 
Been working on a US military model for a friend. Holy shit if you buy GW plastic for Guard tanks then you are ACTUAL nigger cattle that can be killed and eaten. A tank roughly the same size as a GW tank with a little bit less detail and 10x the ease of building and 1/3 the price is enough to make a man consider IG niggers that spend on GW plastic less than human

I guess this only applies to guys that enjoy playing more than painting, but even guys that just want an art piece are on thin fucking ice for me.
 
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