What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[NiggerDeathRay]

- Gender warriors (anyone who actively posts in either the woman/man hate threads)
- Furry avatars
- Default letter avatars who joined the same day
- Niggers
- People who a-log cows
- A&N/Thunderdome spammers

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Taking new updates in a thread ultra seriously, advocating for horrible things to happen to a thread subject when they haven't done something truly irredeemable, and just being unable to laugh. This is a comedy website, lighten up and enjoy the discourse!

 

[࿕࿕࿕]

Being yet another Sharty rapefugee such as myself.

 

[The Crescent King]

1) Gender warriors
2) Articles and News poster. I mean that in the sense they live up to the stereotype of someone who posts on A&N, such as making everything political in non-political threads.
3) Defends Jews/Israel

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Lol in case anyone is wondering, this user has exactly one page of results in womanhate.
For me it's men who cry about genderwars after engaging in it.

Ironic, I will admit. However, a significant chunk of that is off topic discussion or one sentence replies.

 

[Cemetery Support]

A red flag for me will always be the join dates, especially if they're pink. It's either a sock or some annoying faggot.

As well, as a quick honorable mention, retards who do shit like this.
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Ever since null fucked with reactions I can no longer negrate niggers who come into my profile just to "hurrdurr kill yourself cuz you disagreed with me", and that irks me. It's not like I have to respond to them or rate them to begin with, but that was sorta my go to for people who were that mad at the internet.

You can, you are just retarded haven’t been taught how yet.

Right click on the reaction, and click open in new tab. The link that you open will have a specified reaction ID in it, a number in the single or double digits. If you change the ID number in the link and refresh the page, you can then apply the reaction of the ID you applied.

You can learn the reaction ID by fucking around with them on non-profile posts. I would do it but its difficult to do it on a phone, which, for the time being, is where my KF access is relegated to.
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KF red flags:
Never adding anything to the conversation, not going against the grain, not archiving, and sucking Null’s dick like he’s some sort of god. Membership here should entail a bare minimum of research and archival skills, and non-reddit, non-parasocial behavior. A level of independence to not follow the crowds, even here, regardless of how fun it may be, is a plus. I admire Kiwis that are willing to say some shit no one will agree with if they’re willing to defend what they have to say.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Furfag, tranime avatar

 

[Silence of the Troons]

People who seethe about the long gone user @Android raptor

 

[DJ Grelle]

Anime avatar hate.
Nobody really cares about avatars except for a specific subset of retards that goes ballistic everytime they see a cute anime girl.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

People who never post about any cows or related topics and just use this like a general chat site. On a related note: ppl who PL more than once in a blue moon.

+People who complain about large portions of the site, Null, etc all of the time and feel wronged by a web forum haha. If you hate it so much just leave bro.

Also not a widespread behavior but there are a few people whose names I seem to see in almost every thread. They have like 10K low effort worthless posts.

 

[10TH Kiwi]

Hilariously someone who only posts on the CWC board in this era.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sharty zoomers and their total lack of sincerity. Or grammar.
Blank pfp's on months-old accounts
Gender warriors pouring gasoline on the incel-femcel fire
Unironic NEETsocs from /pol/ who's only contribution to the discussion is JEWSJEWSJEWS HITLER IS STILL RELEVANT TO POLITICS

 

[Fapcop]

Women. In particular those who ONLY post in tranny and/or gender wars threads, because they had been sperging on Reddit for years before some troons chased them off.

You can literally smell the catpiss and cheap, boxed red wine through the screen.

 

[fake farts]

People who relentlessly a-log cows, especially when other users won't drown them in tophats for it (you should).
People who relentlessly simp for cows. You probably deserve to have a thread here yourself if you do this.
Anime/furfag avatars
People who use media/off topic/general/lolcow threads to whine about muh wahmens, many such cases. Quarantine yourself to the WHT, literal faggot.
lolicon/shotacon/AI CP defenders. Many such a 2024 join date case.
Easy to track usernames. Astonishingly stupid when the site tells you not to do this when you sign up. Attention whores at their core.
Android Raptors simps, sorry I mean haters.
A&N/Thunderdome posters, especially the ones who only use A&N. A special type of brain damage.

You can, you are just retarded haven’t been taught how yet.

Right click on the reaction, and click open in new tab. The link that you open will have a specified reaction ID in it, a number in the single or double digits. If you change the ID number in the link and refresh the page, you can then apply the reaction of the ID you applied.

My dude is so dumb, a hot pink 2024 account had to teach him. In b4 "sock"! Some people figure out how the site works.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

1) Anime pfps

2) Users who are open about being gay

3) Users who are open about being trannies

4) New users who do nothing but make hundreds of contrarian posts in the US Politics Thread

5) Political posters who get way to upset and write multi paragraph essays to argue against users who post takes that are common here (I've had people seethe at me for being in favor vigilante killings of child rapists. I also saw a guy try to tell someone off for being homophobic. There's also all the people in the Thunderdome crying about the Insurance CEO being killed)

6) Users who are open about being autistic

I may post more

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

People who disagree with me and negrate my very cool and informative posts.

 

[PinKopyKat]

-Posts in the A&N
-Serious gender shit stirers
-European.

someone has only joined in the past year or two but has already made several thousand posts. Users like that are usually extremely obnoxious.

Why is this user personally attacking me?

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Mongoloid low iq retards that don't know when to shut the fuck up and back and forth argue for multiple pages
Its not that fucking serious, just stop replying instead of shitting up a fucking thread with your stupid fucking squabbling with another retard that isn't even listening

 

[Spunt]

- Gender warriors. The only acceptable posting in those threads is to troll the maladjusted pissbabies therein.
- Thunderdome posters. Not the ones who stay in A&N, (although they're pretty bad ngl) but the ones who abseil into random on-topic threads to give their takes on Jews, Ukrainians, Muslims etc, especially when the thread subject isn't any of those things.
- People who post to say they don't care.
- Feature/Community Happenings tourists.
- People who combine the above two, rushing to the thread like some kind of Autism Rapid Response squad to say "I don't know anything about this thread topic but I also don't care about it so I'm posting to tell you these things. I have SPOKEN."
- Null
- You
- Me

 

[Harm]

The people who are very obviously socks of someone who's already been banned (there's like 3-5 of these in the Rekieta thread currently).

The users who are content creators off-site, but their accounts aren't clearly linked to their content creation (Ludwig World Order, for one).

Anyone who goes into the Animal Control board only to make dumb "all furries suck!" posts and nothing else.

Users like @A Grey Cat who've been exposed for being pedo creeps, but keep on posting like it never happened.

Assholes who repost the same fucking things you already posted pages ago (like archives or a lolcow's socials), but then their post gets highlighted instead.

Lolcows who are active on the site because they desperately crave attention and people give it to them.

Losers who overreact to sticker reactions. Like damn, so someone put the tiny jpeg of a trashcan on your post rather than the tiny jpeg of a medal, so what? Get a grip.

EDIT: Almost forgot, people who delete their post if it's the last post on a page of a thread, and then repost the same exact fucking thing again so that it can be the first post on the next page instead.