What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[Absurdist Laughter]

Any frequent poster in Gore related threads; this is universal across all forums.

 

[Ah ha']

People who overshare, summarizes a lot of what has been said already.

By that I do not mean stories related to the topic of a thread necessarily (i.e knowing a guy who did x y z, or having a similar experience). Learn how to retain your privacy and tell stories, omit the personal details when they’re irrelevant to the story you want to tell.

 

[3MMA]

• Lolcow paypigs
• Wannabe VIP’s
• People who take newfag/ oldfag too seriously. Everyone is a newfag at some point
• People who took the Julay’s so fucking seriously in the last year that they took their retarded serious posting all over the site & go on & on about banning various lolcows from the awards. It’s just a fun community thing, fags fag shit it up
• Astroturfing certain cows
• Shitty posting habits, especially from astroturfed cow threads
• None of these are red flags so much as shit I think is annoying or dumb

 

[The Hardest R]

- People who follow Null around. I call them dingleberries.

- Tranny monomania. There are niggers here who will bring them up apropos of nothing.

- Spamming/Sticker farming in featured threads. These fags will start spamming nonstop during the week a thread is featured. They usually get facts wrong because they’re too lazy and retarded to read up on the thread they’re now an expert on. It’s like a switch gets turned on where they have to spam nonstop. Finding anything useful while a thread is featured is like digging through piles of shit to find a singular kernel.

- Revenge rating. If you partake in this activity, end yourself.

- If you’re in the beauty parlor, if you’re tempted to post “I’m fat but I’m not that fat!”, close the browser window.

- Everything that people who disagree with me do.

There are two types of kiwi farmers, the ones who come here for Lols and the ones who come here with an agenda, I won't merit any no true scotsman faggotry towards the agendafags since if you're actively participating in a website for a while and not being banned then you're essentially apart of the website. However, I'm fundamentally distrustful of people who take an interest in any topic here and the determining reason isn't Lols.

I agree. In your second category, I lump in the dorks who think KF is the last bastion of free speech, tranny hate, or whatever their pet issue is. I don’t even disagree with them much, it’s just the faggoty maudlin dramatics that make me feel like ridiculing them instead.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

Null gunt guards
Gender warriors and wignats that cannot control their in the lolcow boards (Could even kill the site if unchecked)
Anyone with a furry profile picture

 

[Space Police]

Anti-soyposter Nulees
Being Kuz
Being Froot
Being Doll
Being Tommy Tooter
Trump supporters
Americans who can't take any criticism or jokes about their country
Racists
Anti-Semites
Anti-British posters
Anti-vaxxers
Null sycophants
Metokur sycophants
Woman haters
Obsessed with e-celebs
Obsessed with being "based" and/or "trad"
Constantly virtue signals
Follows boring, repetitive cows
Conforms to consensus in A&N
Thinks slurs are peak comedy
Dilates over culture wars from a right-wing/cuckservative standpoint
Dilates over contrarian opinions

So basically, anyone who would still be on Reddit if r/The_Donald wasn't 'nished.

 

[Tari]

Anti-Semites

oy vey keep going goyim

 

[Cuban Pete]

People in sneedchat are weirdly parasocial and TMI.
People who post profile messages religiously.
These people should be bullied relentlessly, what faggots.

Also, the soyjak.party people act as if every site they visit is soyjak.party to masquarade or compensate for the fact that they’re retarded and don’t belong.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Users that refuse to send me feet pics are a red flag

 

[Gamepads]

>anyone that rages super hard against DEI shit (we're all sick of it, but some users here rail so hard against it that it almost seems like they have something to hide)

Add to that, people who most of the time only post articles/videos from the usual grifting talking heads.

A few times, sure. At a rate of over 100 per month? You might as well just be rage baiting on A&N at this point.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Anime avatar hate.
Nobody really cares about avatars except for a specific subset of retards that goes ballistic everytime they see a cute anime girl.
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Nigga that's a 12yo girl.

Back on topic, locked profile replies. I haven't seen one user who used that feature without having made an ass out of themselves beforehand

 

[whatever I feel like]

Anyone who stays in chat all day (Wolftoneing)
Moralizers. Doesn't matter what over, you're on a forum dedicated to mocking retards.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Just remembered another subset of users I dislike: doomers – of any and all kinds. Genuinely feels like there's too many whiny depressed fucks here nowadays, crying how it's all le over and le west has fallen and le j00s have won, or some other such nonsense.
It's always either a paid demoralisation shill, or someone that genuinely needs to get their head checked.

 

[Core Theorist]

People who joined after may 25th, 2024, who have a gookshit robot as their avatar and their join date is still all pink and they don't particularly post anywhere but react to fucking everything. That's pretty sus, amirite guys? Hahahahah... Aaah...

 

[rutinacea max]

- anyone who takes anything posted here seriously
- anyone who thinks that their posts should be taken seriously

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Genchat has an incredible way of sussing out potential furries and sickos, some people can't manage to hide their fantasies if you poke fun at that directly.

 

[Poonocchio]

Rats who don't like BMJ.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Anything i personally don't like. The answer will change depending on how I feel.

 

[Neodanthril]

Optimistic a-logs that write speculative fiction extrapolated from small facts "[person] posted a picture of their left foot on twitter but not their right foot. Therefore their right foot has fallen off and they are about to die." Or the ever present speculative drama manufacturing:" pooplord hasnt streamed with hatman in two days, they must hate each other."

 

[Escalating Violence]

Having hundreds, if not thousands of posts and your account is only a few weeks old.