What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[teriyakiburns]

Shit-stirrers.
Anyone who thinks stickers actually matter (except when I give them; then they matter a lot and everyone should immediately accept my judgement)
>2024

Hilariously someone who only posts on the CWC board in this era.

These should be nurtured and protected. They are a dying race.

 

[Jobama]

Hilariously someone who only posts on the CWC board in this era.

I used to be one of those people for about the first year of my time on this site. I can’t imagine still being one of those people because the post jail saga has been so boring.

 

[Da Capo]

I'm surprised no one has brought up this one:
Only posts in the DSP board.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

More often than not, anime avatars.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

People who only post in threads that make them mad

 

[Black Spruce]

jewish

 

[The Ugly One]

-Posts in the woman-hate thread
-plays video games in adulthood
-wastes time talking about politics online

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Part 2:

7) Users in their 40's

8 ) Users who are open about being Jewish

9) Female posters who whine about moids outside of Lolcow Salon & Mass Debates

10) Europeans

11) Pajeets

12) Users with Chinese pfps/usernames

 

[Schizoid Wife]

• Soyjak avatars. Especially if they're zoomers.
• Pink triangle + Verified tag. Especially bad if they have a forced username change.

 

[Lunarfag]

soyjaks and excessive lurkers without posting/contributing. thats not including the obvious like the verified or pink triangle tags (with notable exceptions)
also those who call to send pizzas or do gayops on cows

 

[WelperHelper99]

• Soyjak avatars. Especially if they're zoomers.
• Pink triangle + Verified tag. Especially bad if they have a forced username change.

If someone is a Soyjak, 2x if they use Soyjak party in a serious capacity, my attention span for their posts go through the floor, because its almost always retarded.

 

[Kim]

Users who larp as famous people.

 

[fake farts]

Losers who overreact to sticker reactions. Like damn, so someone put the tiny jpeg of a trashcan on your post rather than the tiny jpeg of a medal, so what? Get a grip.

The funniest is when they edit posts to tell users to give them more, because they are so totally unbothered by the trashcans, man.

 

[Harm]

The funniest is when they edit posts to tell users to give them more, because they are so totally unbothered by the trashcans, man.

My favorite is adding "Rate post this dumb if you think this lolcow is stupid!" after already getting trashcans. A little harmless toying around

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Guys this thread has really hurt my feelings. ='(

 

[Chao Garden]

-respects troon's pronouns
-thinks theres such thing as a real true and honest tranny (I know people thought this in the early days of this site but now? lol)
-uses gendie zoomer terminology
-defends cows and sympathizes with them a little too much
-OR super obsessively autistically seething with rage a-logging over them
-only posts in 1 or 2 threads (they are probably super obsessively autistically seething with rage a-logging over a cow)
-powerlevels every post
-backseat modding/nitpicking peoples posts
-gay furry (probably a catler sock)
-being a retarded zoomer who won't integrate
-oh yeah also participates in dm chains

 

[Asian tech support]

People who have to get the last word in.

 

[KittyGremlin]

1) claims to be a woman

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

a user who only posts in the debate/social/culture forums and never in lolcow threads.

This one in particular, since it's the raison d'être of the forum.

I've enjoyed reading the dirt and backstory on some of the Youtubers I use to follow, but I'm still shopping around for a heifer that actually piques my interest. To not have a lolcow here is like being an immigrant with no interest in assimilation.

 

[56 others]

Phone-posters