What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

I've done a lot of fucked up things but since it's Halloween, I'm reminded of the time I spiked a particularly nervous and fretful male friends beer with another friends UTI pill (it turns your pee orange) and half way through the Halloween party he became hysterical thinking he had somehow contracted an STD lol
 
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When I was about 14 we bullied our English Literature teacher so badly that she had a nervous breakdown and left the profession. We would do all the usual shit kids do, everyone in the class humming except for whoever she was standing next to, so she couldn't pinpoint who it was, all claiming we couldn't hear anything. We changed the clocks when she wasn't looking, wrote heinous shit on the whiteboard for her to find, stole her whiteboard markers out of her bag, when she went to get more we bent down the door-closing arm on the doors so she couldn't get back into the classroom, another time we hid the markers again and after she went to get more we put the original ones back just to fuck with her.. escaped from the classroom and claimed she'd let us go early, stole a remote for the TV & video unit (this was in the days when VCRs and TVs for video presentation in class were in a kind of cabinet that got wheeled around from classroom to classroom) then when she tried to put a video on we'd stop it, rewind it, just generally disrupt the class.

On reflection I feel bad because she wasn't even that bad a teacher. It's not like she did anything to provoke the level of abuse she got, we just somehow mutually decided to run this woman's life. On top of all that I passed the class.
 
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I've tricked people into eating crickets. I've been responsible for helping addicts relapse. Alcoholic, druggies, smokers. I was their devil. I've paid folks to beat people I didn't like up. Ive done some urban exploring.

MerriedxReldnahc said:
I run a little side-business off of Craigslist writing college papers for people. I guess that's not terribly shitty as they'd probably hire someone else even if I wasn't doing it. Some of these people are kinda stupid too. I should expect that from people who would rather give their money to a stranger on the internet than write a two-page paper, but some of them can barely write a coherent email. You're in college, you fuck. You should understand how punctuation works.

so if any of yall want a paper written I'm your Huckleberry

*edit* Also my pen name for paper writing was borrowed from a certain John Waters movie character.
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I need help with a non school project. How's your research skills?
 
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Yes, I am reviving a dead thread because I have to get something off of my chest. It's nothing too bad, but I still feel a little bad because of it.

A girl at my uni once forgot her book calendar/diary in the classroom and I was the last one in there. I texted her but she was already on her way home so I took the book home with me for safekeeping and handing it to her next time we see each other (which was fine by her!).

She mentioned in her text that she appreciates me keeping the book safe because it's super important to her.

Until she said that, I didn't give a single fuck about the contents of the book, but after that text I got curious.

And like the idiot I am, I looked into it and read a few of her entires. It was nothing extremely personal or anything, but I was still so terribly disappointed in myself for looking.

... you can guess that my life is pretty fucking uneventful if that's a thing that's still bothering me to this day. :lol:
 
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Broken multiple girls hearts, pretending I'm monogamous with them, only to ghost at the last moment in favour of another girl.

I'm actually dating three different women right now who believe I'm monogamous to them. They have no idea about one another.

I don't know why I do this, but I can't stop. Been at this for about 8 years now (with different girls.)
 
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I fucked around with a girl at work and she is in a relationship.

I fucked around with her for three years.

Now she wants me to move in with her and help her abandon her boyfriend because he can't help her get to the next stage in life.

And this is after flexing her shit with her boyfriend after I abandoned her shenanigans and told her to fuck off I ain't playing you for keeps.

Naturally, I am like "no bitch. That's fucked." I ain't interested in gold diggers.
 
In the past, I went out to get my parents some pizza that they gave me money for because when I called the place, no one answered the phone. When I got in the car, I couldn’t be arsed to actually go to the pizza place because truthfully I didn’t want to go there in the first place. So I just stopped by a burger king and got myself a number 1. When I got home, my parents were home and my dad was like, “All right!” And looked happy. But I just told them the pizza place was closed and put the money they gave me on the counter and went to my room with my food.

I immediately knew it was an asshole move and I still feel bad about it to this day Because it would not have been too much trouble for me to go to another place and get them pizza.
 
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Literally hot-wired/ stole a car in minecraft, smoked Fentanyl for years, I've other done shit the ATF/DEA might ask Null for my IP address over so I'll just leave it at that at.

Back when I had an anger problem I choked out a fellow employee who was getting on my nerves.
 
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Broken multiple girls hearts, pretending I'm monogamous with them, only to ghost at the last moment in favour of another girl.

I'm actually dating three different women right now who believe I'm monogamous to them. They have no idea about one another.

I don't know why I do this, but I can't stop. Been at this for about 8 years now (with different girls.)
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You like the attention, control, and admiration from so many sources. Simple as that.
 
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Yes, I am reviving a dead thread because I have to get something off of my chest. It's nothing too bad, but I still feel a little bad because of it.

A girl at my uni once forgot her book calendar/diary in the classroom and I was the last one in there. I texted her but she was already on her way home so I took the book home with me for safekeeping and handing it to her next time we see each other (which was fine by her!).

She mentioned in her text that she appreciates me keeping the book safe because it's super important to her.

Until she said that, I didn't give a single fuck about the contents of the book, but after that text I got curious.

And like the idiot I am, I looked into it and read a few of her entires. It was nothing extremely personal or anything, but I was still so terribly disappointed in myself for looking.

... you can guess that my life is pretty fucking uneventful if that's a thing that's still bothering me to this day. :lol:
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What's in the diary. You cant leave us hanging.
 
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Lil Commie said:
Dog. Poor thing got her leg trapped in the doorway when I (unknowingly) shut it on her. Not the biggest fans of animals, but I still feel like shit for fucking her leg up at the time.
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I don't believe that counts as a shitty thing you've done, since it wasn't on purpose. Don't sweat it.
 
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I was a backstabbing cunt at one point in the past, the person who I did it to has since forgiven me and we're friends again but that still doesn't make me feel any better about having done it. I would definitely beat up the past version of me who did it.
 
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