What food makes your poo the worst?

Artificial crab. ~3-4 ounces is okayish, any more than that starts to have significant laxative effects. It's just pollock, artificial red dye & crab flavoring. WTF?

Really, What could be going on here? Super-bland fish? Tiny amount of fake color and flavoring I probably see much more of elsewhere? This makes no sense. WHY?
 
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Anything that's SUPER fatty/greasy or spicy. I don't mean like Mac & Cheese, though that could do it if I have to much fat in general. Like super greasy pizza or oily stuff. That plus some hot stuff will kick my IBS into gear and I'll have to take meds and be sad. :(
 
Billy Bob Dick said:
Tangentially related but I was out shopping today and stopped in the store bathroom to take a leak.

In the lone stall someone had left a log sitting in the toilet that I shit you not was a good 18" long and as thick as my wrist. it looked like a horse had taken a shit in there. It was like something from a South Park episode. It took (11) attempts to flush the damn thing.

I don't even understand how that's possible unless the individual in question was like 8' tall. I am not a small person but an object like that would tear me in half
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Heroin addict bm. They get real backed up.
 
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That_Guy said:
Artificial crab. ~3-4 ounces is okayish, any more than that starts to have significant laxative effects. It's just pollock, artificial red dye & crab flavoring. WTF?

Really, What could be going on here? Super-bland fish? Tiny amount of fake color and flavoring I probably see much more of elsewhere? This makes no sense. WHY?
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Polissa campbell from the deathfats forum claims to get diarrhea from red 40
 
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Since my I hit my late 20s, I've been less tolerant of certain fried foods. It's been a while since I've had the flaming hots though. Just high pressure shits.

Special mention to Mountain Dew Frostbite (Walmart) and Atomic Blue (Sheetz). Both gave me green to blue-green diarrhea
 
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My Mother-in-Laws cooking
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I've been eating the same food every single day for the last almost 7 years now and my shit has been equally as consistent. However once last year the store I buy my granola from was out of the type I usually buy, so I tried a different kind. I didn't realize it was some kind of "high fiber granola" and 20 miles into a bike ride I discovered my mistake.
 
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idk probably battery acid and rotten meat
 
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For me, it's usually crawfish boil. I love crawfish, but when I eat it, my asshole become Krakatoa.
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Off topic but a semi related, crawfish anecdote:

One time, I ate so much garlic at a crawfish boil, I stunk like garlic for at least 12 hours after. The garlic smell starts emanating from the pores of your skin. It was so bad, my girlfriend slept on the sofa. Didn't take as much garlic as you'd think it would, either. I think I ate 2 entire bulbs, which isn't hard to do when it's all soft and delicious like it is after you boil it. I was spreading it on crackers and putting a peeled crawfish on top and covering it with another cracker to make a garlic-crawfish-cracker sandwich.

I was so pleased with myself when my garlic stink was giving people the creeps. I've always heard stories about the garlic stink, but that was the only time I ever got to live it. My aunt's boyfriend used to tell this story about how his daughter ate so much garlic at a crawfish boil one time that her work sent her home due to her garlic stink. And this was the day after she ate it! I've since limited my garlic intake while eating crawfish to 4 or 5 cloves. I try not to eat a whole bulb, but if I do, I stop myself there. It was fun to do once but I don't want to give my family a complex.
 
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Billy Bob Dick said:
Tangentially related but I was out shopping today and stopped in the store bathroom to take a leak.

In the lone stall someone had left a log sitting in the toilet that I shit you not was a good 18" long and as thick as my wrist. it looked like a horse had taken a shit in there. It was like something from a South Park episode. It took (11) attempts to flush the damn thing.

I don't even understand how that's possible unless the individual in question was like 8' tall. I am not a small person but an object like that would tear me in half
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A young child took a shit at my work once like that. He musta been around 8, tubby little black kid. He forgot to flush or it just wouldn't go down. Kinda explains why he seemed so shy and ashamed now that I think about it. I was really just awestruck more than anything, though. Like...how??
 
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I like beans, but they do terrible things to my stomach.
 
I live in a certain country in Asia, so I'm used to eating lots of rice, veggies, and fish. If I want to shit my pants, I can just eat jellyfish or latiao. I've been in North America taking care of work shit and no matter what I eat, the food's been making me so sick. Even ""asian"" food here is having me dropping small nukes in the bathroom.
 
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