What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

[Sparkletor]

Memory

I bet he'll claim the game is twisting his moves to make him look bad

 

[This+]

I seriously wish he would play ace combat 7.

I watched his HAWX gameplay and it took him a good half of the first mission to actually steer the plane.

Alternatively, any of the holy trinity ace combat games (4, 5, Zero) just to see him get triggered at the relatively lengthy missions having no checkpoints.

 

[Xerxes IX]

You can't stream it on Twitch but Yandere Simulator aka an actual buggy shit game made my a cow with a thread here. The ensuing cow collision would be glorious.

 

[Draza]

Far Cry 2. He wouldn't last a day.

 

[firestoopscience]

Dynasty Warriors 9. Knowing his shit with the Koei series and his current game lineups being thin I think him being horrible at Open World DW9 would be fun. Though the downside will be the obvious racist sideshit.

 

[SoGoose]

I wish he would play splatterhouse

 

[Breezy]

Considering how terrible Phil is at racing games, I've love to see him somehow fuck up in a NASCAR game. Doesn't matter which one it is.

 

[Slap47]

Paper Mario.

A good game that is also very easy as it is made for children.

 

[Yhwach]

A Fire Emblem game

Phil would somehow accidentally pair up the male Avatar and Niles, like he did in ME3 with Shepard and Steve Cortez.

He's already rage quit Mega Man X3 and Mega Man X6 (or was it X5?), how many more Mega Man games do you want to see him rage quit?

I dunno, I just like seeing him rage.

 

[DuckSucker]

Memory

I bet he'll claim the game is twisting his moves to make him look bad

No it's reading his input and changing the cards to make him look stupid. Right before it flips it over, it changes whatever that card is so that he's wrong.


WOOOW DUDE THE GAME LITERALLY CHEATS. The game is LITERALLY cheating, there was nothing I could do! Look, look, look you saw that, the GAME is CHEATING. FUCK these devs *waves middle finger at the camera* fuck these pussy little bitches.

 

[Tear Grants]

Since he's such a fantastic driver, Gran Turismo would surely bring lots of salt, at least before he rage quits or gets *bored*.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I dunno, don't looking forward to anything. The thing with Dave van Philbertson is that he's totally predictable. The common man knows what will happen: Same bad driving, bad fighting, bad attention span, bad aiming, lots of snorting, ACK ACK ACK ACK, calling devs out, everythings bullshit and game is cheating, "Look! Look!", same juvenile "jokes", talking over cutscenes, won't learn the game. I really want to see a video where someone interchanges the audio tracks of 2 of his LPs. There won't be much difference.

So I would like to see a genre he's not familiar with. It should have the potential for new exciting excuses we've never heard.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Since he's such a fantastic driver, Gran Turismo would surely bring lots of salt, at least before he rage quits or gets *bored*.

I'd love him to play something like F1 where there's a seasonal campaign and enough real racing rules he can't just bumper car around on easy like he did Forza Horizon and Need for Speed.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

World of Tanks, someone get him a tier VIII premium and watch the hilarity ensue as he calls anyone with 10k or more games played a no life loser who doesn't get paid to play games (more like handouts cause he's a whore) like he does *snort*

 

[OurBeggingHero]

Gothic 2 NotR or the first Deus Ex. He'll definitely quit the former.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Can lifting programs be considered a game?

I would love to see him do starting strength or even strong lifts. Aside from that, I would like to see him play some niche WRPG's like Geneforge, Avernum or the Might and Magic series, MM7 to be specific.

 

[PoopMagnet]

Russian Roulette

Simple tutorial and the controls are extremely streamlined. Only one trigger button for him; super easy shooter.

 

[The Janitor]

Getting Over It. Mostly because I'm curious to see him rage.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Fallout 2. If he beats it, then Spoony is the worst gamer on Earth.

 

[Meta Junglira]

Mechwarrior Online

Especially if his fans try to carry him...they'll just get paired up against other pre-made groups. He'd also probably spend the entire battle overheated and wonder why he's "randomly" shutting down.