What game do you wish Phil would play? - AKA best future TIHYDP material?

Any game which requires him to read aloud. So an indie RPG with barely any voice acting or a visual novel(I know he has done some before). I like hearing him complaining about his throat for some reason.
 
Been playing ark survival. I'd like to see phil try it cause it's a pretty tough game. I think he'd get frustrated.
 
All this Apex Legends talk and me recently playing TF2 with a great community makes me want to see Phil play the game again(that's because he's such a huge fan having expensive Medic and Heavy statues along with his Scout MLB rip-off half ass shitty baseball tee-shirt) because he obviously is not a team player; At all.
Won't happen since it's PC and his lemon couldn't handle the game even with low settings and streaming it since he's a total fucking dumbass with tech.
 
Hm. I think it's easier to suggest games where his chat couldn't really help him. So, what comes to mind is stuff like Silent Storm series, Jagged Alliance 2, Death to Spies 1-2 (think more hardcore Hitman in WW2).
 
PC port of Bayonetta, if he could manage to stop furiously scratching his knee while playing, he might ree that the port is bugged and it's totally impossible to get anything higher than stone or bronze trophies.
 
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Not sure if it was mentioned before, but Race Driver GRID would be a good game for DSP:
  1. It's a racing game (obviously);
  2. Seemingly arcade-y enough and easy to learn to be appealing to him, yet difficult enough to piss him off (I bet he'd love 24 Hours Le Mans and its sharp hairpin turns). The game does have flashback retries (5 on easy difficulty), but I bet he'd run out of them on the first lap.
  3. It has drifting stages and no contact duel racing stages, likely to be extremely frustrating for him.
  4. Cars here are quite fragile for an arcade racing game, even on Easy. He'd easily destroy his car by missing a turn and hitting a wall at full speed, and there are plenty of sharp turns here, especially at street tracks. Guaranteed sodium.
 
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Guardian G.I. said:
Not sure if it was mentioned before, but Race Driver GRID would be a good game for DSP:
  1. It's a racing game (obviously);
  2. Seemingly arcade-y enough and easy to learn to be appealing to him, yet difficult enough to piss him off (I bet he'd love 24 Hours Le Mans and its sharp hairpin turns). The game does have flashback retries (5 on easy difficulty), but I bet he'd run out of them on the first lap.
  3. It has drifting stages and no contact duel racing stages, likely to be extremely frustrating for him.
  4. Cars here are quite fragile for an arcade racing game, even on Easy. He'd easily destroy his car by missing a turn and hitting a wall at full speed, and there are plenty of sharp turns here, especially at street tracks. Guaranteed sodium.
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He played the second one and it turned out as well as you think. There is a tihydp for it.
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
He'd probably still miss
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knowing phil's luck, if he tried to commit suicide
he'd end up some liquid snake/rasputin mix where tons of shit don't kill him
and he ends up dying from stubbing his toe in the end after he'd gave up on suicide
not an infection from stubbing his toe, not falling down stairs after stubbing his toe
just stubbing his toe
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
All this Apex Legends talk and me recently playing TF2 with a great community makes me want to see Phil play the game again(that's because he's such a huge fan having expensive Medic and Heavy statues along with his Scout MLB rip-off half ass shitty baseball tee-shirt) because he obviously is not a team player; At all.
Won't happen since it's PC and his lemon couldn't handle the game even with low settings and streaming it since he's a total fucking dumbass with tech.
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get backstabbed
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HUUUUUHN HOW DID I JUST DIE THE GAME IS BUGGED IT JUST INSTAKILLED ME FOR NO REASON WHAT THE FUCK

edit: HE ACTUALLY DID PLAY IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhVjbUPPMzg
 
Guardian G.I. said:
Not sure if it was mentioned before, but Race Driver GRID would be a good game for DSP:
  1. It's a racing game (obviously);
  2. Seemingly arcade-y enough and easy to learn to be appealing to him, yet difficult enough to piss him off (I bet he'd love 24 Hours Le Mans and its sharp hairpin turns). The game does have flashback retries (5 on easy difficulty), but I bet he'd run out of them on the first lap.
  3. It has drifting stages and no contact duel racing stages, likely to be extremely frustrating for him.
  4. Cars here are quite fragile for an arcade racing game, even on Easy. He'd easily destroy his car by missing a turn and hitting a wall at full speed, and there are plenty of sharp turns here, especially at street tracks. Guaranteed sodium.
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I remember GRID being pretty punishing even on the easiest difficulty, so that would indeed be hilarious. Or Project Cars and watch him try to drive as if he was playing Burnout.
 
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I just thought of a brilliant idea. Phil could stream doing a really hard crossword puzzle book. He could ask the chat what the answers are and if he really gets stuck he can flip to the back and look at the answers. It's not cheating because the crossword devs included it as a feature. Then when he's done he can clap for himself and boast how smart he is. Plus crossword books only cost a few dollars, literally nothing.
 
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I just thought of a brilliant idea. Phil could stream doing a really hard crossword puzzle book. He could ask the chat what the answers are and if he really gets stuck he can flip to the back and look at the answers. It's not cheating because the crossword devs included it as a feature. Then when he's done he can clap for himself and boast how smart he is. Plus crossword books only cost a few dollars, literally nothing.
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Better yet to see the wheels really get turning soduku since he’s a numbers dood.

Going along those lines I’d be mildly interested in watching him fail at some puzzle game like Picross, speaking of need to find my god damn 3DS.
 
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