Containment What If?

Well, Three Billy Goats Gruff. The goats would be Bob, Chris and Snorlax, and the troll is Clyde Cash, but in this one, Clyde wins.

I'm trying to add him right now.

But I would laugh, accept it and chat, but make it look like I'm not trolling him.

Well, Sonichu, Kimmi and Rosechu would come and talk to him about his issues.


Chris would deny the whole fuckin' thing.

Well, while everybody is celebrating, Chris will be with Big Bubba.
 
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If a high-school reunion occurred while Chris was in jail, the result will be the same: he would never attend. Even if he wasn't jailed, he'd be too lazy to go to the reunion. He would rather play video-games than try and hit on any former gal-pals.
 
Chris would find out the news, and not care. He would live the thirty days normally. Then.......... He is gone.
 
"Chris, I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyES, I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE DUCK!"
 
"Hmm yeah, well I will cross that bridge when I come to it."

"Get away from that hoard. I'm cuttin' it down."
 
He'd probably try to patch things up with the 2 kids of his that aren't complete failures and ignore Barb and Chris completely.
 
One day, Chris stumbles upon the infamous Loveshy forums talked about in ShyHard 2: Shy Harder thread. How will he deal with the likes of people such as Fschmit? Can they persuade him into blaming all the women for not wanting to marry him?

Bonus question: if Chris still worked on Sonichu, how would this small saga appear in it?
 
*SIGH* and videya til he drops. The only proactive thing he'd do is try and find someone to look after his Animal Crossing town.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
Well, while everybody is celebrating, Chris will be with Big Bubba.
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At least he'd get laid. And really, isn't that what he wants from his reunion more than anything else?
 
MrTroll said:
RogerRabbit1988 said:
Well, while everybody is celebrating, Chris will be with Big Bubba.
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At least he'd get laid. And really, isn't that what he wants from his reunion more than anything else?
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Yeah, but he would want to get laid with a woman, not a male jerk homo.
 
He would give up on God and raged about it on Facebook.

He would whine about it on Facebook, and probably stick to ordering food on the phone or calling a taxi.

Bob would probably hope he could have just left the earth instead of coming back to life now.

He would probably considered to be a God in the Loveshy forums.
 
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He'd try to find "BBBBRAAAAAAINS!" - and upon realising that Chris and Barb are the only ones who'd let him in, he'd sigh, give up his futile quest for brains, and shut himself in his greenhouse to listen to some sweet zombie Jazz.
 
c-no said:
If a high-school reunion occurred while Chris was in jail, the result will be the same: he would never attend. Even if he wasn't jailed, he'd be too lazy to go to the reunion. He would rather play video-games than try and hit on any former gal-pals.
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Are you sure? He still rages that the class never had a tenth reunion. Reconnecting with his high school experience is one of the only things that causes him to get out of bed these days.
 
(I'm not familiar with the previous FO games, but I should look into them sometime. Right now, busy with 3 and NV)

Yes - what if Chris played these? My brother gave me The Fallout NV Ultimate edition for PS3, and indeed it is a life upgrade because I get to play fallout on it, oh boy!! (My PC is a dinosaur, and we just have these games on consoles) Because you see, it is available on PS3. I'm certain he bought it and its add-ons (oh god Dead Money is frustrating)

I wonder what his characters' karma and reputation would be, and his favorite weapons.

I wonder how it would affect the way he views the world.
 
After just a single Google search (and obviously ending up on ED) it seems that it's basically a forum version of 4chan's /r9k/.
 
Hasharin said:
Alan Pardew said:
He would probably considered to be a God in the Loveshy forums.
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That is, if he started hating women.
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If Chris ever realizes that his fantasy ideal woman doesn't exist, then he'll start hating on the women.

He'd play as a female, get the Black Widow perk, and sleep with everyone, including the guy who shot her in the head twice.
 
He'd play NV until he gained a level and saw the picture for the Confirmed Bachelor Perk (a man giving another man a massage), then rage at the trolls at Bethesda attacking his straightness and never play the game again.
 
He owns New Vegas and I remember him bragging about the deal he got on it. He has barely or never played it. I think it has too much dialogue for his liking. It doesn't help that at first glance it looks like a pure FPS.

- I think he'd probably try to kill several town NPCs for small things like a slight insult in dialogue.

- There's an openly gay companion that might confuse and anger Chris since he doesn't follow any stereotypes and only brings up his sexuality casually in conversation.

- NV's factions come off as too black and white without further examination so I think he would go NCR. He would most likely have a mixed reputation with them within the first two hours. I say two hours because he'd ignore the compass and die and reload the game until he wandered into Primm by accident.

- He'd make a male character and shape it to look how he sees himself. He'd get upset that he can't give his character 10 in every attribute so it can be just like him.

- He'd have no idea what just happened between him and Fisto.
 
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