Containment What If?

What if Broniedom became as big and pervasive as the Catholic church with billions of believers worldwide?
 
The grand total of two Juggalos I've met in real life were super into badly drawn homemade porn comics. So Chris would be a god to them.
 
Do you realize? Do. You. Realize. That if the zombie enthusiasts, see those pictures of a reincarnated me, that you put on the damn Facebook, that they could come to our house, and explode my head? I'm not going to get put back in the ground! Now you go get those pictures off the internet, and fast! Go work on it! I'll stay up with you until I die again if I have to! What you did, was put an icepick in my forehead, and kill me again!
 
He'd take one look at what his house, Blurb and Kaka Apple devolved into and immediately long for the sweet release of death again .
 
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I couldn't resist.
 
"But anyway, uh, first off, I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my pegasus." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are her mane and her wings. Nothing more."
 
He'll probably reenact this special moment:
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He would feel his classmates betrayed him and prevented him from finally getting some gal-pal china by going ahead with the reunion without him. Feelings would be like when he was so sure he was going to win that "Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown" and didn't.

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If he looked like this every day he would probably get more attention from people.
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But he would no longer need to explain that he's autistic when he did something stupid, people would already know he's not right.

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Just because a chick is a trashy exceptional individual who is attracted to circus clowns doesn't mean she'll hook up with Chris.
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It's not a sure thing, but if there were ever any class of woman that would do Chris for free, this is it. Compared to the chances he has with any "normal" women, his chances with Juggettes are much better, especially if both parties are wearing their clown makeup to help hide some of the ugliness. Alcohol couldn't hurt either.
 
I assume Chris doesn't carry around a purse anymore, due to the iDea case. That aside, sometimes I see a really awful, outdated, tacky purse and I imagine Chris choosing it for his next tomgirl ensemble.


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I can imagine him hitting many a manajerk with this purse. AUGH YEAH
 
If he sees this he would probably start carrying one again.
 

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I think sandbox games don't offer enough structure for him. He may have stepped out of Doc's office and been like "Wait. What? You want me to go talk to people? Who want me to do chores for them?" He likes games where there are levels he can pass and progression is more obvious.

Although to make this work let's just assume that Fallout 3 and NV were the only games and form of entertainment he could access for a whole year.

Fallout 3 is something I'd want to see him play since many of the decisions you make aren't so black and white.

Major spoilers regarding quests and the ending incoming.

- Chris would fight and tattle on Butch for trying to take his sweet roll.

- He wouldn't bother trying to save Butch's mother from the radroaches. He'd see it as justice.

- I think Chris would save Megaton. The good choice is obvious.

- Grobb(?), who is normally the first ghoul the player meets, is also slow-in-the-mind. Chris would choose the most offensive dialogue on the initial meeting. He'd never find out that treating him like an equal awards you with a discount and free stuff. I always enjoyed moments like these in RPGs. Grobb is just another townie NPC with no quests to give and you have no obvious incentive to be nice to him but just asking what the bar offers without being a dick is rewarded.

- When it came to Tenpenny Tower I think Chris would identify and side with the ghouls if he doesn't ignore the dialogue and start shooting them. He wouldn't even try to get the option of the ghouls and humans attempting to coexist. Even if he did he wouldn't notice the fact the ghouls kill all the humans anyway.

- He'd try to kill the mayor of Little Lamplight even though he's a child. Many people would not blame him.

- Chris would be swayed by the president and put the "cure" in the purified water. It'd kill all those evil super mutants so it MUST be the good choice, right? Sure it would wipe out most people in the wasteland who drank it but many of them have been JERKS! The president assures you that the water will not hurt you since you were from a vault population that hasn't been exposed to background radiation until recently.

- Chris drinks the water and takes damage. WHAT? The president said he would be fine! IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED! Chris forgot that his character wasn't from a vault bloodline, he was just raised in a vault. He has the same slight mutations from multi-generational exposure to radiation that anyone from the wasteland would have. Oops!

- Chris gives some of his water to a man dying from thirst to see if he gets a gift in return. The man dies. Oh, right. The water. Hmm, yeah.
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
I think sandbox games don't offer enough structure for him. He may have stepped out of Doc's office and been like "Wait. What? You want me to go talk to people? Who want me to do chores for them?" He likes games where there are levels he can pass and progression is more obvious.

Although to make this work let's just assume that Fallout 3 and NV were the only games and form of entertainment he could access for a whole year.

Fallout 3 is something I'd want to see him play since many of the decisions you make aren't so black and white.

Major spoilers regarding quests and the ending incoming.

- Chris would fight and tattle on Butch for trying to take his sweet roll.

- He wouldn't bother trying to save Butch's mother from the radroaches. He'd see it as justice.

- I think Chris would save Megaton. The good choice is obvious.

- Grobb(?), who is normally the first ghoul the player meets, is also slow-in-the-mind. Chris would choose the most offensive dialogue on the initial meeting. He'd never find out that treating him like an equal awards you with a discount and free stuff. I always enjoyed moments like these in RPGs. Grobb is just another townie NPC with no quests to give and you have no obvious incentive to be nice to him but just asking what the bar offers without being a dick is rewarded.

- When it came to Tenpenny Tower I think Chris would identify and side with the ghouls if he doesn't ignore the dialogue and start shooting them. He wouldn't even try to get the option of the ghouls and humans attempting to coexist. Even if he did he wouldn't notice the fact the ghouls kill all the humans anyway.

- He'd try to kill the mayor of Little Lamplight even though he's a child. Many people would not blame him.

- Chris would be swayed by the president and put the "cure" in the purified water. It'd kill all those evil super mutants so it MUST be the good choice, right? Sure it would wipe out most people in the wasteland who drank it but many of them have been JERKS! The president assures you that the water will not hurt you since you were from a vault population that hasn't been exposed to background radiation until recently.

- Chris drinks the water and takes damage. WHAT? The president said he would be fine! IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED! Chris forgot that his character wasn't from a vault bloodline, he was just raised in a vault. He has the same slight mutations from multi-generational exposure to radiation that anyone from the wasteland would have. Oops!

- Chris gives some of his water to a man dying from thirst to see if he gets a gift in return. The man dies. Oh, right. The water. Hmm, yeah.
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you know what lets get someone to convince Chris to do a lets play

as long as he stopped listening to Britney Spears and watching MLP. I would think he could fit in.
 
This is something so hideous I don't want to think about it.

Chris would probably fit in though. A bunch of fat, white guys who think the world is against them. Jugalette's aren't known to be picky, either. As long as Chris managed to blow enough money on ICP merch, he probably could get married and have the God-Promised Crystal.
 
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