Containment What If?

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BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
He owns New Vegas and I remember him bragging about the deal he got on it. He has barely or never played it. I think it has too much dialogue for his liking. It doesn't help that at first glance it looks like a pure FPS.

- I think he'd probably try to kill several town NPCs for small things like a slight insult in dialogue.

- There's an openly gay companion that might confuse and anger Chris since he doesn't follow any stereotypes and only brings up his sexuality casually in conversation.

- NV's factions come off as too black and white without further examination so I think he would go NCR. He would most likely have a mixed reputation with them within the first two hours. I say two hours because he'd ignore the compass and die and reload the game until he wandered into Primm by accident.

- He'd make a male character and shape it to look how he sees himself. He'd get upset that he can't give his character 10 in every attribute so it can be just like him.

- He'd have no idea what just happened between him and Fisto.
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I bet he quit playing because he when north at good springs and kept getting killed by Cazadors.
 
That's ridiculous, he wouldn't call a taxi just to go into town.

He'd hire a limo and chauffeur. I mean, it's only money, right?
 
soIregistered said:
c-no said:
If a high-school reunion occurred while Chris was in jail, the result will be the same: he would never attend. Even if he wasn't jailed, he'd be too lazy to go to the reunion. He would rather play video-games than try and hit on any former gal-pals.
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Are you sure? He still rages that the class never had a tenth reunion. Reconnecting with his high school experience is one of the only things that causes him to get out of bed these days.
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I think there was a tenth anniversary reunion. He just didn't go because he was too lazy to look for it.
 
I took public transportation in Charlottesville when I went there one time, it's not great and I doubt it'd go out to Ruckersville. For the sake of argument, let's say it did and I'd imagine that Chris would get banned for 1) flipping out over someone looking at him the wrong way, 2) flipping out on the driver if they stop the bus and tell him not to do stupid shit Chris would probably do like stare at women uncomfortably, 3) having poor hygiene even by public transportation standards.
 
there's like 3 taxi services in ruckersville and the rest are in charlottesville. his runs would be a bit more expensive than his bitching about gas prices
 
PacSol said:
I think there was a tenth anniversary reunion. He just didn't go because he was too lazy to look for it.
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Actually, it looks like we're finding out that there wasn't. Seems there was a falling out over who was organizing the 'official' reunion, and then some hard feelings over money not returned, so they said "fuck it".

But that's just based on a few stray FB comments here and there. I don't actually know, and i am absolutely too lazy to look into it.
 
I was reading something about Juggalos, and it made me think that becoming a Juggalo would be a step up for Chris. Sure, he tried being a Juggalo for a day when he made that video for Jackie, but he should look into it as his new lifestyle. Here's why:

·Most Juggalos are unattractive, overweight, not the brightest people. Chris would fit in.

·Juggalos have horrible taste in music. Chris likes different horrible music, but like his taste in clothing, I think this is a change he can adapt to.

·ICP doesn't like the homos. Chris' homophobia would be welcomed and accepted.

·Juggalos like to wear makeup to look like clowns. Chris has experience here.

·Juggalos dress like retarded clowns. Chris does too.

·Juggalos rebel against authority. Chris hates jerkops and manajerks.

Benefits for Chris:

·Juggalos treat each other as family, so Chris could have a group where he is welcomed and feels like he belongs.

·Most Juggalos are white, Chris might be able to meet a boyfriend-free Juggette.

·Chris' hair is perfect to be dyed and styled into suitable Juggalo clown hair.

·It would be hard for trolls to spot Chris when he is hanging with other Juggalos.

·When Juggalos do retarded shit in public, it's pretty much expected of them. Juggalos might even admire some of the things Chris has done.
 
Normally, buses do not go out into the boonies, suburbs are the usual limit. I live in a fairly big city, so buses run regularly around here and it is great, but small towns tend to have limited bus services. I lived in a smaller city before I moved, and the bus service had a limited radius, so if you lived a certain distance from downtown, forget it. I really doubt that there is a bus line that runs through the area of 14BC so the Chandlers would be fucked but the rest of Charlottesville/Ruckersville would be a better off place.

And like someone else said, Chris and Barb would most likely eventually get themselves banned from the bus service.

Without Chris to drive her around, Barb would no longer be able to add to the hoard, so that would be a huge plus for Chris not having his license and it would benefit him, actually.
 
Chris doesn't respect the law and feels any penalties imposed on him are unjust harassment. He would continue to drive without a license, although he would probably take the precautions of not driving too far and maybe only going at times when he is less likely to be caught. The alternative of having to walk to go buy food is just unthinkable to Chris.
 
Sakamoto said:
Chris doesn't respect the law and feels any penalties imposed on him are unjust harassment. He would continue to drive without a license, although he would probably take the precautions of not driving too far and maybe only going at times when he is less likely to be caught. The alternative of having to walk to go buy food is just unthinkable to Chris.
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... That's something I hadn't even considered. After all, if he still has a working car, he probably wouldn't see anything wrong with going ahead and driving it and if the popo approach him... well, I am sure that would not end well. Driving without a license and then getting into a fight with the popo would definitely result in big trouble.

As for walking to get food, this is not a feasible option even for a healthy person because 14BC is pretty rural from my guess. I have no clue how far 14BC is from the nearest food store but I am sure that regardless of distance, Chris would not want to walk even if the store was a mere half mile from his house or something. He's just too damn lazy.
 
I'm proud to say that I don't watch that show. So, what little I know about Rainbow Dash comes from stupid shit bronies post on the internet.

Chris would probably be glad to have a pony as a sweetheart and I'm sure he's already clopped while having impure thoughts about MLP many times. But none of the ponies strike me as being lazy, and certainly someone with "Dash" in their name must be fast and athletic. Being forced to be stuck with Chris would be a fate that only the cruelest people would wish on a character from a cartoon for little girls. Assuming said pony has been brainwashed to actually love Chris, I imagine she would waste a lot of time trying to rouse Chris into activity, failing this, she would give in to playing vidya with him so they could do something together, and after a while she would become fat and lazy herself.
 
Losing your license = banned from driving.

Chris ban-evades whenever he thinks he might get away with it.

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If he looked like this every day he would probably get more attention from people.

Sakamoto said:
Most Juggalos are white, Chris might be able to meet a boyfriend-free Juggette.
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Just because a chick is a trashy retard who is attracted to circus clowns doesn't mean she'll hook up with Chris.
 
Juggalo's are crazy. Ever heard the story of Annabelle Lotus? Yeah, truly fucked up in the head. The pictures are disgusting.

Admittedly, I would go to an ICP concert though, because I'm personally fascinated by different cultures of society. I went to a rave once before and right under my chin, there was an Asian girl with a dab of blow on her webbing.

And Chris already seems to be a Juggalo, being willing to dress his face like one one two occasions (or was it three?) and I'm sure he must've been familiar with Insane Clown Posse if he did do it.
 
Juggalos are the dumbest, most obnoxious group of people in existence. I think this might be the only time I'll ever say this, but even Chris can do better.
 
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