Containment What If?

Concerning the Ohio trip, I think we can say something positive about Chris in this respect. Not only was it pretty brave of him to try this (remember he never went more than 50 km from his home before), he also took the whole experience in an upbeat way, even after failure to find Julie.

CWC to Clyde Cash said:
I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.
Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)
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Henry Bemis said:
Five minutes before Chris goes on, a younger teacher who actually knows the full power of Google pulls over said guidance counselor and shows him the CWCki. The guidance counselor blanches, is quiet for a moment, then asks to speak to Chris. Chris approaches. He's picked a fairly clean pair of khakis, which goes so well with the ill-fitting Manchester Class of 2000 shirt. He also took extra-special care in his primping; he must have used at least two washes of Axe, and he even brushed his hair.

Meanwhile, the student body is assembled in the auditorium, ready to be inspired and/or skip class.
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Let me improve this part of the sentence.

In 5 minutes, the teacher assembles as much as possible embarrassing Chris material as possible into a slideshow, prefaced with a 'The following material you are about to experience can be disturbing'. Chris starts to speak. The teacher starts the slideshow behind him, and he wonders why everyone is laughing, until he looks after him and instantly :julay: is played.

The tardrage that will unfold will be the best tardrage in the history of tardrages EVAH.

A man can dream...
 
I'm not worried, my job requires you to shower on site every day.
 
Considering that I work at Walmart, your question is already kind of answered for me. But if he came to my Walmart and went through my line, I would treat him like any other customer. "Hi, how are you? Did you find everything all right?". And if he threw a tantrum for some reason, I would call security.

As per your thoughts, if you pulled a doctor or a nurse aside, you'd probably get an earful. Telling them about Chris is like Chris telling everyone else about the trolls; it's irrelevant information. Especially if you're thinking of telling this to ER doctors. They don't have the time for that. They just want to stabilise the patient and get them out as soon as possible or move them onto med-surge or ICU as necessary.
 
I don't have a workplace right now, so chris would have to show up at my house, then I'd call the cops. The he'd get justice boonie style.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
I think whatever it could have done to help Chris would have been negated by being in contact with Borb. Without reinforcement at home, it would be easy for CWC to slip back into bad habits and the Chandlers' attitudes would undermine everything that the school does. Look at high school. Chris was in special classes, ones that tried to teach him coping skills. Chris has forgotten these lessons and continued to act like the entitled brat that Borb allowed him to be.

Even if Borb had let him go, they probably wouldn't have accepted it. I see them as too stubborn, proud and stupid to allow anyone else to raise their special snowflake.
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I thought that Borb enrolling Chris into "Special School" would of helped him until you mentioned Borb's contact with Chris. If Borb doesn't make the changes that can help Chris and discontinued the entitled brat act you mentioned, than all of the education from the special school would be wasted. Even then, I honestly wonder if there are any negatives to Chris going to a special school. I kinda feel he might say his peers were "windows to hell".

An Ounce of Vagina said:
What if they created him in Soul Caliber and beat him up?
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I honestly did that in Soul Calibur V, trying to replicate Classic Chris going against Clyde Cash since I was bored. If I made a video of me just playing some Soul Calibur V, uploaded it to YouTube and Chris found it, he would probably rage at me, thinking me as either some troll or as Clyde Cash.

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Does anyone work at a gym? You know he'd never show up there.

I don't have a job, but my last job was at an amusement park. I'd ask the games manager to put him in the dunk tank. He needs a bath.
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He'd probably refuse and would instead ask to be in the stalls where you win prizes.
 
Chris doesn't realize it, but when he curses people he is failing to project that curse onto his chosen victim, instead, all the curses he's done over the years have stayed on him, making his life the way it is today. It's sort of like an ape attempting to fling shit at people, but the shit is sticking to his hand and when he tries to throw it it just gets all over himself.

If someone else attempted to curse Chris, any effect would be unnoticeable, because Chris is already cursed.

I think it would do Chris good to get out and see some different places. That road trip to Ohio, even though it was just a trick set up by trolls, was probably Chris' greatest adventure, and it would certainly do him good to get away from Barb and her trash heap for a while.

But Chris would need a destination, he wouldn't appreciate random exploration.

He should drive out to visit his loyal friend, Anna! I'm sure she would LOVE to have him visit and stay with her for a while for some real in person contact instead of worthless online socializing.

I'm curious if Chris could do public speaking, in front of a big crowd. But when I think about it, he probably has such a high opinion of himself that he thinks he can do no wrong and everything he says is worthy of attention. He had no problem blabbing away at the McIntire Park thing or getting up to do bad karaoke.

Anyway, Chris has no idea of what's important to anyone but himself. He would tell students to STAY STRAIGHT, then start rambling on about those damn trolls and how perfect his high school days were, ending his speech by warning the students not to graduate and avoid going out into the harsh real world.
 
Sakamoto said:
He should drive out to visit his loyal friend, Anna! I'm sure she would LOVE to have him visit and stay with her for a while for some real in person contact instead of worthless online socializing.
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I give it about 3 hours before she quickly realizes how disgusting he is.
 
Wait, I thought zombies only ate braaaaaains.

Famine: Chris and Barb starve to death because Barb won't allow any of her hoarded cans of food to be opened
Snowed in: Chris gets stuck in the chimney while attempting to get in range of Nintendo Zone for 3DS
Plague: people already treat the Chandlers like plague carriers, so no change
Nuclear disaster: the hoard blocks all harmful radiation
 
Kosher Dill said:
Wait, I thought zombies only ate braaaaaains.

Famine: Chris and Barb starve to death because Barb won't allow any of her hoarded cans of food to be opened
Snowed in: Chris gets stuck in the chimney while attempting to get in range of Nintendo Zone for 3DS
Plague: people already treat the Chandlers like plague carriers, so no change
Nuclear disaster: the hoard blocks all harmful radiation
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The hoard is the source.
 
Pikonic said:
MetroidJunkie said:
Didn't Chris mostly just get into Sailor Moon because Meg was into it?
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Mostly? Try Entirely
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I'm pretty sure Sailor Moon was on one of his old sites, years before he met Megan. She rekindled his interest in the series, but didn't spark it.
 
I was thinking about this this other day, in a purely hypothetical way, obviously.
If Chris were to get himself set up on Pinterest or something and get some wholesale Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic he probably flog the things off at ten bucks a pop.
He could even meet another lovely lass on the back page.
 
I dunno, I don't think many people would buy one. Maybe a few trolls and a few asspatterrs, but honestly if he sold them for $10 a pop he'd be lucky to make a couple of hundred at best.
 
I'd buy one, not because I need some ween paraphernalia but because I'd be supportive of him actually doing something he likes to make money.
 
As I recall a few people expressed direct interest in having Chris make medallions for them. Instead of being excited and appreciative of it and seeing it as a golden opportunity to promote Sonichu and make a few bucks in the process, Chris tried to leverage people's interest to get them to flood Nintendo with requests for a Sonichu game. (Or something like that) only after Chris was fabulously successful would people be able to get one.

What a shithead.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
What if trolls sent Chris a RealDoll?
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He'd Facebook about the evil trolls sending him disgusting gifts, wait for Barb to fall asleep, then have some "sweetheart time" :heart-full:

c-no said:
An Ounce of Vagina said:
What if they created him in Soul Caliber and beat him up?
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I honestly did that in Soul Calibur V, trying to replicate Classic Chris going against Clyde Cash since I was bored. If I made a video of me just playing some Soul Calibur V, uploaded it to YouTube and Chris found it, he would probably rage at me, thinking me as either some troll or as Clyde Cash.
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I made a MLW, the tits on her…
At this point, I doubt Chris would care, unless Megan did it. Which she won't.
 
I am attempting to imagine Our Pet Lolcow as Sal Paradise. I'd be interested to see what happens when he and Dean Morarity (played by Anna?) end up in Mexico...

I know I'd buy one.
 
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