Containment What If?

SodomyRocket said:
Its not like they haven't wasted ridiculous amounts of money before
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Plus, they already give Chris a tugboat so they're already paying him. Atleast, if he was an actor, he'd be working for his money.
 
SlowInTheMinds said:
Maybe this will all turn out to be a very bad Uwe Boll film...
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Cole will give it a 10/10, but Toy Story 3 is still unwatchable.
 
I work over at Dollar Tree as a cashier, so it wouldn't be weird seeing him. I would treat him as any other customer. Afterwards I'll tell my co-workers about it because seeing people like Chris is a weird site to see and they would ask me about it. It would be the perfect time to show them Sonichu.com ]:(P

Bonus points if pickles are our weekly drive-by item, that means that we have to ask every customer if they are interested in buying said item. Cue tard rage and "I AM NOT A HOMO YOU TROLL!" followed by my manager playing a rousing game of kick the autistic.
 
The house would actually get cleaned up a bit. Or, it would be a natural disaster compounded with an extremely localized manmade disaster. :alog:
 
Am I really gonna be the only one who says he'd just lick his balls all day.
"Limit the discussion of body parts and functions" yeah yeah yeah, I know.
 
Victor Hatherley said:
What if Chris was a character in Breaking Bad?
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He'd be sucking :pickle: for some Blue Sky.

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What if Barb woke up and said, "Thish is da firsh daay of da rest of mah life!"
She cleans out the hoard (totally gone, 14bc is spotless) gets psych help, gets a new pretty outfit with the money she made selling the hoard, and starts dating again. How does Chris react to the new 'daddy'?

Chris…
goes to Sedona and goes into those spiritual sweat lodges and sees the true vision of the great creator
returns to church and sees da light of Jesus
does some bad LSD and meets The Lord
Meets God at a Lego convention…doesn't really matter how they meet.
What does he say? How does he feel? Is he truly angry enough at God to curse him out and shut him out of his life? Or does he drop to his knees? Does he give praise? Does he beg for forgiveness? Would he be afraid and :briefs:
Talk...errr, type.
 
The benevolent and merciful will get a faceful of comeuppance Curse-yamehameha for the greater than 31 years of divine trolling. ]:(P
 
If Chris were a dog, it would be a fat, lazy dog with shit on his tail, that wears a cat bell and plays with toys for kittens. If you were foolish enough to allow this dog into your home, it would lay on the couch, whine, and occasionally try to piss girl shapes onto your newspapers.
 
It would be an infinitely more likely scenario than him meeting a young, pretty, wealthy, b-cup-minimum girl who would be attracted to a fat, selfish, unwashed, cross-dressing manbaby.
 
somejerk said:
It would be an infinitely more likely scenario than him meeting a young, pretty, wealthy, b-cup-minimum girl who would be attracted to a fat, selfish, unwashed, cross-dressing manbaby.
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What if that young, pretty, wealthy, b-cup girl attracted to Chris is God? *yawn*
 
Pikonic said:
somejerk said:
It would be an infinitely more likely scenario than him meeting a young, pretty, wealthy, b-cup-minimum girl who would be attracted to a fat, selfish, unwashed, cross-dressing manbaby.
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What if that young, pretty, wealthy, b-cup girl attracted to Chris is God? *yawn*
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Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Judge Holden said:
Theres a more important question here. Would YOU get high with Chris?
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I don't read these forums sober, I'm sure as shit not hanging out with Chris without something to take the edge off.
 
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