Containment What If?

[Lady Houligan]

No.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Chris would never be a HEXBAWKS character like the Chief.

 

[LordCustos3]

Cortana would get a restraining order.

 

[Watcher]

Sonichu is a pretty cool guy

Eh dresses up like woman and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[Pine Tar]

Concerning the Ohio trip, I think we can say something positive about Chris in this respect. Not only was it pretty brave of him to try this (remember he never went more than 50 km from his home before), he also took the whole experience in an upbeat way, even after failure to find Julie.

I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.
Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views.

Pretty much this when I went to Texas last year.

 

[Trombonista]

We already have a dog, and he doesn't like other dogs at all, so Chris-dog would crap himself and run to another house.

 

[QI 541]

If Chris was a dog, he would need to be neutered.

 

[Giovanni]

What's weird is that I might actually be willing to get one, if only for the humor value. Hell, I'd pay Chris a manga-equivalent price for a new volume of Sonichu, if only out of morbid curiosity regarding where it'd go with the events of the past couple years.

Alas, I believe that Sonichu is dead in Chris's heart.

 

[Watcher]

Hypothetical situation mind you. I don't want this to turn into a huge "Don't be so Chris is real" thread.

Let's say in an alternate reality it turns out Chris is actually a talented actor named Ian Brandon Anderson who was recruited by the government to do this funded project on the internet. How would you react? What sort of proof would you need to convince you of it actually being true?

 

[MetroidJunkie]

I would assume he's lying unless presented with undeniable proof like verified government documents or something, he tried pretending it was an act before;

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[SodomyRocket]

Considering his hair is greasy and falling out and he is overweight and in poor health. He would probably be put down if taken into a vet.

I would make my own out of paper you can buy for 5$ for 500 sheets at wallmart.

 

[Jeff Andonuts]

I would buy one, if only because of the novelty value. I probably wouldn't wear it in public, though doing so would be an interesting social experiment.
Truth is, I've often tried to make my own (out of, yes, crayola model magic), only to fail epically. I guess modelling isn't my strong suit.
I don't think there would be many takers, not to mention the effort to reward ratio is way too low for Chris. Chris's only job prospect is something low effort/high reward. The only job I can think of that matches that description is celebrity laundry (and I believe that someone who doesn't do his own laundry shouldn't come anywhere near anyone else's).

 

[Mourning Dove]

His own pet beagles and cats would beat up on him for having been such a horrible owner.

 

[exball]

I would be pissed at the government for wasting so much money on this.

 

[Some JERK]

i thought you were totally going somewhere else with this.

"To be, or ...hm yeah.. not to be: that is-that's my- uh that's the question 'dere.

Anyway, on topic: It only would have been cool, interesting, or funny if he'd revealed himself way, way, WAY before now. Maybe at the end of the Liquid saga, just got on camera and said something like "okay... i gotta stop this because it's cracking me up too much. I can NOT believe that i actually got someone to pretend to be the guy i was pretending to be in order to irritate the pretend guy i was pretending to be by pretending to be him. What a mindfuck. ...Later."

Even if he were, against all odds, to reveal the whole thing as an act now, it would just be really pathetic and lame.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Fist of the North Star. One of the manliest, if not manliest, of all animes back in the olden days. Just watching it instantly grows a beard while having chest hair on the other hand. Hell, Hulk Hogan probably approves of this utterly masculine show if he's seen it.. So what if Chris watched this awesome classic as a child?

 

[Watcher]

Just watching it instantly grows a beard

We'd have a repeat of this

 

[Coldgrip]

Chris would be tempted off the straight path for Kenshiro.

 

[SodomyRocket]

I would be pissed at the government for wasting so much money on this.

Its not like they haven't wasted ridiculous amounts of money before

 

[Henry Bemis]

I work in theater, so I'm safe for the following reasons:

1.) No single work space.

2.) Theater is gay.

3.) Chris is horrifically uncultured, so he wouldn't know where to start looking.

4.) Theater is gay.

I work at a bowling alley. I work as a porter, which involves cleaning tables, getting dead balls out of gutters, maintaining the bathrooms ect.

What would happen if Chris showed up? Well, I would basically ignore him until he needs my help with something. At that point, I'll be as polite as I can with him and see what he needs help with.

He'd probably loiter at the table in front of his lane and set up an attraction sign for all the ladies to see. Heck, he probably won't even bowl because he's do damned lazy and hates lifting things.

His stench and overall creepy disposition would probably bother people on the lanes next to him, and they'll ask me or someone else who happens to be immediately available to deal with him. I'd probably call the manager in and he'll warn Chris that he'll need to stop loitering so other people could use his lane. He'll then go on his usual tirade about trolls, Snider, Megan, ect. Security would be called in, he would resist, and then get himself banned.

Meanwhile, I'll just go back to my usual duties of cleaning and helping customers out.

Odds are good he'd show up while there's a pre-teen birthday party in full swing.