Containment What If?

Re: Chris in prison

Anna would make a lot of prison rape buttsecks jokes on his Facebook wall.

Still shitty
 
Re: Chris in prison

CatParty said:
Anna would make a lot of prison rape buttsecks jokes on his Facebook wall.
And when he gets out, he'll consider Anna a traitor, and only then will he realize that Anna was a bitch all along.
 
The present Chris would warn the past Chris about his Internet life, but the past Chris wouldn't listen and labelled him as a troll.
 
Someone once posted a comic of Tomgirl Chris looking at Past Chris and thinking "homogay".
 
The thought of a Solid/Liquid Showdown Redux makes me laugh.
 
Re: Chris in prison

What does everybody think is/are the most probable crime/crimes that Chris would commit to get himself put in prison?
 
Re: Chris in prison

skyraider91 said:
What does everybody think is/are the most probable crime/crimes that Chris would commit to get himself put in prison?
Disrupting the peace, vehicular assault (possibly resulting in death) and vandalism are my bets on the most probable offenses that would land Chris behind bars.
 
skyraider91 said:
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Branchland-Ct-Ruckersville-VA-22968/107910124_zpid/
According to Zillow, 14 Branchland Court is valued at $175,150. Obviously they have no knowledge of the current condition of the house or property.
Evidently. I'm no realtor, but I'd give the property a value in the thousands of dollars, perhaps the low ten thousands. Years of hoarding and no major work on the property since the 80's have knocked the property value down considerably from $175,150.
 
Re: Chris in prison

fuzzypickles said:
skyraider91 said:
What does everybody think is/are the most probable crime/crimes that Chris would commit to get himself put in prison?
Disrupting the peace, vehicular assault (possibly resulting in death) and vandalism are my bets on the most probable offenses that would land Chris behind bars.
Of the three you named, vehicular assault is by far the most serious charge. Do you think he'll hit Snyder with his car again?

http://www.trulia.com/homes/Virginia/Ru ... e-VA-22968
Of 40 homes recently sold in the entire Ruckersville area, the 2 homes selling for the lowest price are the 2 that are closest to 14 Branchland Court. I guess 14 Branchland Court really is bringing down the whole neighborhood. I wonder what Chris's neighbors think of the property, or if they know who lives there?

fuzzypickles said:
skyraider91 said:
According to Zillow, 14 Branchland Court is valued at $175,150. Obviously they have no knowledge of the current condition of the house or property.
Evidently. I'm no realtor, but I'd give the property a value in the thousands of dollars, perhaps the low ten thousands. Years of hoarding and no major work on the property since the 80's have knocked the property value down considerably from $175,150.
The land itself is worth a few thousand dollars, and if the house was cleaned out and repaired, it might be worth over $100,000. However, just cleaning up that property (getting rid of the junk/Horde, clearing the yard, emptying the house and cleaning it) would probably be $3,000-5,000, and repairs to the house could be very expensive. At a minimum, they would need new carpets and flooring, new fixtures, new paint inside and out, etc, and that's assuming that the property doesn't have mold and isn't rotting from the inside out. Which is an ever-increasing probability. If the Chandlers are still paying on a mortage, it would make more financial sense for them to default on it and quit paying on a decaying property and move out, into a apartment where they can trash somebody else's property.
 
I'm pretty sure Past Chris wouldn't recognize Present Chris, and vice versa. They would hate each other for being male.
 
I'm afraid it would be something terribly akin to what happened in a certain Retarded Animal Babies episode.
 
They'd just bitch and whine about the damn dirty trolls, how lonely they are, and so on. Present Chris would whine about the recent debacle/revelation with his gal pals, and this might cause lulz from Past Chris as he seeks to pre-emptively avenge this wrong.
 
If the past Chris saw the present Chris in all his depression, he'd know what will become. Wih this knowledge will he
A) Improve his life after getting over his gal pals at an earlier age, not he a tomgirl, and maybe force his mother to get the house cleaned knowing the bugs attracted to the mess landed his old man in to the hospital for the last time, get a job, and never be banned anywhere.
B) Cry, get depressed, do nothing, and have an earlier end to "classic and comical" Chris
 
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