Containment What If?

He'll probably give it a try, if it's terrible to him, he'll sell it at Gamestop to get a PS4 or PS3 games.
 
He'd stress sigh and it would just sit in the hoard forever.
 
Since I found out about Chris in 2008 I have always wanted South Park to do a parody of him. I doubt they will because they worried it would look like they are doing autism shaming.
 
It would turn into an episode about lolcows in general (people like Sonmanic, SammyClassicSonicFan, and Ahuviya Harel would all make appearances) and the kids would make Cartman into a lolcow while Cartman tries to make Kyle a lolcow.
 
A Witty Name said:
It would turn into an episode about lolcows in general (people like Sonmanic, SammyClassicSonicFan, and Ahuviya Harel would all make appearances) and the kids would make Cartman into a lolcow while Cartman tries to make Kyle a lolcow.
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that would be a fucking killer idea for a episode. imagine how they would portray nick bate :lol:
 
He might actually enjoy it and his hatred would dissipate. Back when the PS1 was out, Chris hated it because it competed with Nintendo and Sega, but when he actually played it, we got the Sony fanboy we have today.
 
Re: Chris in prison

skyraider91 said:
fuzzypickles said:
skyraider91 said:
What does everybody think is/are the most probable crime/crimes that Chris would commit to get himself put in prison?
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Disrupting the peace, vehicular assault (possibly resulting in death) and vandalism are my bets on the most probable offenses that would land Chris behind bars.
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Of the three you named, vehicular assault is by far the most serious charge. Do you think he'll hit Snyder with his car again?
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No, but probably someone else who "gave him a bad time".
 
The internet is far more saturated now than it was in 2007. He might not have gained any internet notoriety had he been born later. Either that, or he would have as a teenager rather than an adult.
 
Ja'mie said:
If anything, South Park would make fun of us.
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Then Chris would attempt to use that episode to make a point at "us ruining his life", and every asskisser up to this point will applaud him for it.

Meanwhile, the internet explodes.
 
Or he gets distracted again and doesn't realize that he sideswiped someone.
 
Re: Our Pet Lolcow in the Marines

Two words: Gomer Pyle.

The reason I ask is because I'm a die-hard fan of Japanese monster movies, particularly the ones made by Toho. I'd love to see his reaction to the 2014 Godzilla teaser.
 
Re: Our Pet Lolcow in the Marines

Gomer screwed up a lot but he at least had redeeming features, and usually things were fine by the end of the show.

Jim Nabors, the actor who played Gomer, is gay, so Chris at least has that in common.
 
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